Rev Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 Old cunts are oddly shaped enough without re-living their non-existent youth by sporting low-end sportswear. If I had a penny for every old fucking sad-sack I've passed wearing shite trainers, fake Adidas jogging bottoms and low budget Superdry rip-offs in the last twelve months, I'd have about £11.60. These crumbly bastards should be wearing comfortable brown Hush Puppies, ill-fitting shirts, sensible sweaters, oversized gold-rimmed Rose West Aviator spectacles and a confection of beige outdoor wear, to match their fucking stubble-chinned wives' teeth. If only the doubly incontinent wankers had the self-awareness to acknowledge that whatever decidedly non-de rigueur clothing line they wear, they still smell of piss and predictably can't shave themselves properly. Waddling about in badly tailored market-stall tat doesn't make you look "street", it makes you look like you have a prolapsed uterus, you fucking stupid old arseholes. Fuck off. Vera Lynn's a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, Rev said: Old cunts are oddly shaped enough without re-living their non-existent youth by sporting low-end sportswear. If I had a penny for every old fucking sad-sack I've passed wearing shite trainers, fake Adidas jogging bottoms and low budget Superdry rip-offs in the last twelve months, I'd have about £11.60. These crumbly bastards should be wearing comfortable brown Hush Puppies, ill-fitting shirts, sensible sweaters, oversized gold-rimmed Rose West Aviator spectacles and a confection of beige outdoor wear, to match their fucking stubble-chinned wives' teeth. If only the doubly incontinent wankers had the self-awareness to acknowledge that whatever decidedly non-de rigueur clothing line they wear, they still smell of piss and predictably can't shave themselves properly. Waddling about in badly tailored market-stall tat doesn't make you look "street", it makes you look like you have a prolapsed uterus, you fucking stupid old arseholes. Fuck off. Vera Lynn's a cunt. You must be living on an awful area to be witnessing so much of this chavy, downmarket personal presentation. Why don't you move to a smarter neighbourhood ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 Trainers did you say? I don't own any tracksuit bottoms or Superdry though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 Fucking HATE Superdry, complete bollocks and expensive at that, and their shops piss me off blaring shit music out at 1 million decibels. I almost run past the one in York... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fucking HATE Superdry, complete bollocks and expensive at that, and their shops piss me off blaring shit music out at 1 million decibels. I almost run past the one in York... What's the relevance of the "I almost run past the one in York"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: What's the relevance of the "I almost run past the one in York"? loud shit music and open doors, fucking annoying. like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: loud shit music and open doors, fucking annoying. like you. What other places do you almost run by? Personally I like to almost run by the Aston Martin dealers in Cheltenham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Rev said: Old cunts are oddly shaped enough without re-living their non-existent youth by sporting low-end sportswear. If I had a penny for every old fucking sad-sack I've passed wearing shite trainers, fake Adidas jogging bottoms and low budget Superdry rip-offs in the last twelve months, I'd have about £11.60. These crumbly bastards should be wearing comfortable brown Hush Puppies, ill-fitting shirts, sensible sweaters, oversized gold-rimmed Rose West Aviator spectacles and a confection of beige outdoor wear, to match their fucking stubble-chinned wives' teeth. If only the doubly incontinent wankers had the self-awareness to acknowledge that whatever decidedly non-de rigueur clothing line they wear, they still smell of piss and predictably can't shave themselves properly. Waddling about in badly tailored market-stall tat doesn't make you look "street", it makes you look like you have a prolapsed uterus, you fucking stupid old arseholes. Fuck off. Vera Lynn's a cunt. Perhaps they're all spackers? It'd explain a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You must be living on an awful area to be witnessing so much of this chavy, downmarket personal presentation. Why don't you move to a smarter neighbourhood ? Yeah, like Wallsend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You must be living on an awful area to be witnessing so much of this chavy, downmarket personal presentation. Why don't you move to a smarter neighbourhood ? Why don't you move out of your mums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Why don't you move out of your mums? Reported for references to family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 50 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for references to family. I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah, like Wallsend. Don't go below 28mph... 58 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for references to family. Not really, he's saying your such a simple tosspot you haven't the wits or maturity to live on your own. If anything he's sympathising with your mother, having to put up with you, she must be a saint..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: What other places do you almost run by? Personally I like to almost run by the Aston Martin dealers in Cheltenham. Yes, but that restraining order prevents you from being anywhere near it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 I'm not sure I would discriminate against older people wearing trainers, the fact is that if you wear these dreadful things all day long however old you are they stink and so do your feet. I don't wear trainers, rubber and feet is not a great combination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I'm not sure I would discriminate against older people wearing trainers, the fact is that if you wear these dreadful things all day long however old you are they stink and so do your feet. I don't wear trainers, rubber and feet is not a great combination. Of course you don't Rick. No, it'll be strictly carpet slippers for you. On the odd occasion you actually leave the house, I suspect deck shoes are the order of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I'm not sure I would discriminate against older people wearing trainers, the fact is that if you wear these dreadful things all day long however old you are they stink and so do your feet. I don't wear trainers, rubber and feet is not a great combination. Are we to infer that you don't mind rubber pants, Rick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 15 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I'm not sure I would discriminate against older people wearing trainers, the fact is that if you wear these dreadful things all day long however old you are they stink and so do your feet. I don't wear trainers, rubber and feet is not a great combination. Timberland and Caterpillar boots are all I wear outdoors. Doc Martens used to be great but the quality is shite since they started making them in the Far East. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 Loads of cunts take their dirty washing all the way to Tokyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Timberland and Caterpillar boots are all I wear outdoors. Doc Martens used to be great but the quality is shite since they started making them in the Far East. I wear leather shoes.Pumps are for PT or games. Nobody wearing trainers is allowed into my Golf club or any cunt in trade workwear. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 12 hours ago, deebom said: Trainers did you say? I don't own any tracksuit bottoms or Superdry though. This reminds me of another potential nom. Stupid cunts who keep shoe boxes. Do you pack your TV away into the box it came in when you're not using it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 13 hours ago, deebom said: Trainers did you say? I don't own any tracksuit bottoms or Superdry though. So, are you a size 8 on the left foot and 9.5 on the right? or is it the other way round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: So, are you a size 8 on the left foot and 9.5 on the right? or is it the other way round? Its both .. a most unusual case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: So, are you a size 8 on the left foot and 9.5 on the right? or is it the other way round? I reckon that they're just left ones, just for his left foot seeing that he is a ..........shit stabber (probably) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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