Cap'n Cunt Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 I see some poor bastard was subjected to a 'prolonged' sexual assault by a bummer on the Tube. Is no-one capable of fighting these days? If somebody started fingering my arse on a train, I think I might get a bit punchy (unless it was Carol Vorderman). Police are apparently looking for a gay man in a Barbour carrying a set of golf clubs and a lobster pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 If it was punkape he would have been a pushover in a fight. Jerking uncoordinated limbs, nearly blind, drooling incomprehensible squeaks and grunts and an absolute physically wasted and diseased body barely able to stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 9 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I see some poor bastard was subjected to a 'prolonged' sexual assault by a bummer on the Tube. Is no-one capable of fighting these days? If somebody started fingering my arse on a train, I think I might get a bit punchy (unless it was Carol Vorderman). Police are apparently looking for a gay man in a Barbour carrying a set of golf clubs and a lobster pick. Out of likes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 9 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I see some poor bastard was subjected to a 'prolonged' sexual assault by a bummer on the Tube. Is no-one capable of fighting these days? If somebody started fingering my arse on a train, I think I might get a bit punchy (unless it was Carol Vorderman). Police are apparently looking for a gay man in a Barbour carrying a set of golf clubs and a lobster pick. You failed to mention the fold-up cardboard cut-out Range Rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 I hope Punkers washed his hands after the event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 50 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Out of likes 10 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I see some poor bastard was subjected to a 'prolonged' sexual assault by a bummer on the Tube. Is no-one capable of fighting these days? If somebody started fingering my arse on a train, I think I might get a bit punchy (unless it was Carol Vorderman). Police are apparently looking for a gay man in a Barbour carrying a set of golf clubs and a lobster pick. I think you'll find it was punkers who was on the receiving end of said bumming. At least that was what to told the police so as not to expose his clients and pimp and avoid yet another savage beating at the hands of his thuggish Nigerian overlord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 15 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: If it was punkape he would have been a pushover in a fight. Jerking uncoordinated limbs, nearly blind, drooling incomprehensible squeaks and grunts and an absolute physically wasted and diseased body barely able to stand. Frank? 11 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I hope Punkers washed his hands after the event. I hope he washed them before the event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 11 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Frank? I hope he washed them before the event. More importantly after as he was spotted going into KFC for a 'finger licking good' three piece meal with corn on the cob on the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 On 3/28/2017 at 7:41 PM, Cap'n Cunt said: I see some poor bastard was subjected to a 'prolonged' sexual assault by a bummer on the Tube. Is no-one capable of fighting these days? If somebody started fingering my arse on a train, I think I might get a bit punchy (unless it was Carol Vorderman). Police are apparently looking for a gay man in a Barbour carrying a set of golf clubs and a lobster pick. Out of likes, Cap'n! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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