Cap'n Cunt Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 (edited) Eight Black Lives Matter spacktivists chained themselves chained themselves to a tripod at Stanstead to prevent a 'mass deportation' flight carrying eight (yes, 8 is, apparently, a 'mass' now) failed asylum seekers back to Nigeria and Ghana. Thankfully, the security staff only took a few hours to get rid of these utter fucking wankers. A few hours?? Pour petrol over the sad cunts and set them on fire, give em a fucking good kicking, or drive a plane over them. For fuck's sake, if a spactivist chained himself to my front gate, I'd have the cunt dismembered and in a bin bag within minutes. Soft cunts. Edited March 29, 2017 by Mrs Roops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 8 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Eight Black Lives Matter spacktivists chained themselves chained themselves to a tripod at Stanstead to prevent a 'mass deportation' flight carrying eight (yes, 8 is, apparently, a 'mass' now) failed asylum seekers back to Nigeria and Ghana. Thankfully, the security staff only took a few hours to get rid of these utter fucking wankers. A few hours?? Pour petrol over the sad cunts and set them on fire, give em a fucking good kicking, or drive a plane over them. For fuck's sake, if a spactivist chained himself to my front gate, I'd have the cunt dismembered and in a bin bag within minutes. Soft cunts. I have some 28inch bolt croppers I could lend you, you can use them to firstly knock the cunts unconscious and then remove the chains before dragging said cunts to a safe distance to incinerate. You don't want to be cleaning burnt flesh off your gates, remember, 'Black Wrought Iron Gates Matter'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Ima pacifist I'd simply ask them why they have chained themselves to my gate Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ima pacifist I'd simply ask them why they have chained themselves to my gate Panzerknacker I've never been to the Pacific Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ima pacifist I'd simply ask them why they have chained themselves to my gate Panzerknacker Do they fit gates to council flats, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 8 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Eight Black Lives Matter spacktivists chained themselves chained themselves to a tripod at Stanstead to prevent a 'mass deportation' flight carrying eight (yes, 8 is, apparently, a 'mass' now) failed asylum seekers back to Nigeria and Ghana. Thankfully, the security staff only took a few hours to get rid of these utter fucking wankers. A few hours?? Pour petrol over the sad cunts and set them on fire, give em a fucking good kicking, or drive a plane over them. For fuck's sake, if a spactivist chained himself to my front gate, I'd have the cunt dismembered and in a bin bag within minutes. Soft cunts. I just noticed I repeated 'chained themselves', there. It's my stupid fucking wife wittering away in the background putting me off typing. You know how Spack Wives Chatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I just noticed I repeated 'chained themselves', there. It's my stupid fucking wife wittering away in the background putting me off typing. You know how Spack Wives Chatter. Well, at least somecunt noticed. Which proves at least somecunt was interested. Even if it was you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I just noticed I repeated 'chained themselves', there. It's my stupid fucking wife wittering away in the background putting me off typing. You know how Spack Wives Chatter. Don't worry, only last night I was disturbed by the sound of a passing junkie dropping his paraphernalia on the pavement outside, and remember thinking 'crack pipes shatter' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 At the airport I'd just leave em there to fester in their own shit until they fuck off or starve to death. Their choice. Better not chain themselve to my gates, they're electric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 There was horrid screeching of tyres last night outside. Now there is a furry frisbee on the road. Remember black cats splatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 33 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: There was horrid screeching of tyres last night outside. Now there is a furry frisbee on the road. Remember black cats splatter. A gay Citroen van owner with diminished responsibility no doubt....... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: A gay Citroen van owner with diminished responsibility no doubt....... lol. Probably was, I don't have one (even if it was a Renault) now as mine is crushed and it is now replaced with a second Land Rover Defender. Maybe panzysknackers was passing by. By the way you are going back in the cooler, it is an inevitable fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 29 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Probably was, I don't have one (even if it was a Renault) now as mine is crushed and it is now replaced with a second Land Rover Defender. Maybe panzysknackers was passing by. By the way you are going back in the cooler, it is an inevitable fact. You'll be driving your Citroen van home.......fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: You'll be driving your Citroen van home.......fact. Free tax on Punker's cardboard cut-out Range Rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 I did a supplies delivery for my mate Clive who owns a pancake shop,I failed to load one of the ingredients and forgot to pack Clives batter I'm here all week Fuck off Mike D lives on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 Shoot the racist cunts. White lives matter as well. These eco social justice unemployed leftie do gooder warrior types piss me right off. Death to the fucking useless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 43 minutes ago, Snatch said: Shoot the racist cunts. White lives matter as well. These eco social justice unemployed leftie do gooder warrior types piss me right off. Death to the fucking useless cunts. Yellow lives don't matter,,,,, according the Chinese government's stance on Human rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 The Mrs just prepared my lunch. Egg mayonnaise sandwiches. Taking a bite, I thought it wasn't up to her usual culinary standards, so I looked inside. No chives! Doesn't she realise that Snack Chives Matter? I'll get me coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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