Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off. Pure, unadulterated, classic Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off. Ratty doesn't know how to handle lobsters, and Ape can only handle a tin opener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 49 minutes ago, Punkape said: I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off. Dunno punkers baby. Was watching a programme featuring that urban chef chap Hugh fernley whittingstall and he was saying that lobsters are just large woodlice and should be called large clawed sea lice Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 51 minutes ago, Punkape said: I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off. Do you use it for other creatures, such as when you've caught crabs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Do you use it for other creatures, such as when you've caught crabs? I usually buy my crabs ready dressed.....I imagine you get yours in Kings Cross... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 39 minutes ago, Punkape said: I usually buy my crabs ready dressed.....I imagine you get yours in Kings Cross... lol. Are all your rentboys as infected as you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 33 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Are all your rentboys as infected as you? Said the man with the Citroen van....... lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off. repeat bollocks from you, if I remember correctly. /gosub inkey$ tosser goto rem1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 If I had any doubt that Punkape is a total fucking spacker, which I didn't, then this nom would settle the issue once and for all. Someone do the kind thing and fucking shoot him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off. If you inherited it rather than bought it that would imply that you and most of your relatives never owned one and as such you are confirming your underclass origins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Said the man with the Citroen van....... lol. lol. Lame, very lame. Yawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Punkers did once work as a florist but was done for stalking the flowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 42 minutes ago, Manky said: If I had any doubt that Punkape is a total fucking spacker, which I didn't, then this nom would settle the issue once and for all. Someone do the kind thing and fucking shoot him. 42 minutes ago, Manky said: If I had any doubt that Punkape is a total fucking spacker, which I didn't, then this nom would settle the issue once and for all. Someone do the kind thing and fucking shoot him. I have found this nom rather good, and can only put your comments down to sour grapes. Just because there are no lobsters in your local canal, only old empty pilchard tins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I have found this nom rather good, and can only put your comments down to sour grapes. Just because there are no lobsters in your local canal, only old empty pilchard tins You would be amazed at what can be found in Manchester's canals // especially near to "the village". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You would be amazed at what can be found in Manchester's canals // especially near to "the village". Manky will be closer to Canal St than anyone on here realises... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off. I don't dislike lobster, but I did get food poisoning from it when I was a young lad living in the States. I just don't eat it now, so I sold my set to a precious metal dealer. She gave me a very nice price for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I don't dislike lobster, but I did get food poisoning from it when I was a young lad living in the States. I just don't eat it now, so I sold my set to a precious metal dealer. She gave me a very nice price for it. How can you definitely say the lobster gave you food poisoning? You may not have washed your hands properly after committing a personal hygiene atrocity.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 40 minutes ago, Punkape said: How can you definitely say the lobster gave you food poisoning? You may not have washed your hands properly after committing a personal hygiene atrocity.... Yep, he touched some stinking shellfish that the waiter brought out for him, serves the cunt right, they have shells on for a reason, to discourage all but the most stupid cunts from attempting to eat them... If you need a hammer, pair of pliers and a fork, I think that's gods way of saying "for fucks sake... don't you get it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Yep, he touched some stinking shellfish that the waiter brought out for him, serves the cunt right, they have shells on for a reason, to discourage all but the most stupid cunts from attempting to eat them... If you need a hammer, pair of pliers and a fork, I think that's gods way of saying "for fucks sake... don't you get it?" You must be Jewish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 The only pick I want to see heading towards your already fucked visage is an icepick, Spunkers, you blithering cunt. Even by your mariana low standards this is utterly woeful. Get a grip you stupid fucking chutter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: You must be Jewish. Well, apart from RACIST!!! ... what the fuck does that mean? 1 minute ago, nocti said: The only pick I want to see heading towards your already fucked visage is an icepick, Spunkers, you blithering cunt. Even by your mariana low standards this is utterly woeful. Get a grip you stupid fucking chutter Got it on the right thread now I see.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, nocti said: The only pick I want to see heading towards your already fucked visage is an icepick, Spunkers, you blithering cunt. Even by your mariana low standards this is utterly woeful. Get a grip you stupid fucking chutter Spunky's worst nightmare... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Spunky's worst nightmare... Oh look a Cape Coloured ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 24 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Got it on the right thread now I see.... As if having so many admins wasn't bad enough, have we got fucking prefects now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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