Wolfie Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: There is now a regular train service to China .. it is called The InterSlitty. I've travelled on it and the heaters don't work. There's a nip in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Bearing in mind that Eve was made from Adam's rib genetically she would have been male. Is that why it's called a boner? 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I've travelled on it and the heaters don't work. There's a nip in the air. Try saying "prejudicial wanker" in that accent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I've travelled on it and the heaters don't work. There's a nip in the air. There were a lot of nips in the air the day they bombed Pearl Harbour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 3 hours ago, The Beast said: From what the nomination says it looks a certainty that the book of Genesis may be rewritten to contain "Adam & Steve". Or "Madam & Eve"? I hear they had a snake act, the dirty bitches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: I've travelled on it and the heaters don't work. There's a nip in the air. That's what U.S Navy Commander E Kimmel said on 7th December, 1941 at Pearl Harbour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Good news, Punkape's back! Punky, I think Jeffrey John is a stupid fucking cunt, just like you. Fuck off and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Good news, Punkape's back! Punky, I think Jeffrey John is a stupid fucking cunt, just like you. Fuck off and die. There is a whiff of poofery and shithouse hypocrisy in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: A cracking nom Punkers. Now don't be goaded by the unbelievers on here, they are destined to an eternity in Hell with very sore botties. Keep flying the flag for morality. We should all be fighting a crusade against immoral acts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Good news, Punkape's back! Punky, I think Jeffrey John is a stupid fucking cunt, just like you. Fuck off and die. Thank you for your considered but warped opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 22 hours ago, Punkape said: What about Jeffrey John? who is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: We should all be fighting a crusade against immoral acts. What, like Ant & Dec you mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: who is he? Apparently he and his gay partner have sex with lobsters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: who is he? He's hermit crab with dyslexia.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: He's hermit crab with dyslexia.... But what about same sex couple molluscs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: But what about same sex couple molluscs? Or disabled crustaceans with herpees..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: But what about same sex couple molluscs? They are slimy and have not a bone, or a mussel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Or disabled crustaceans with herpees..... ... Are clawless crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 42 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: But what about same sex couple molluscs? I thought they were hermaphrodites, dirty perverted hermaphrodites... 28 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: ... Are clawless crabs. Kiddie fiddler crabs, right fucking sickos them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Kiddie fiddler crabs, right fucking sickos them... The lowest of the low, and as to why the fuck most of them still get away with it is beyond me. Kids just don't seem to wise-up about pervs, no matter how much they are taught or have to put up with. I also can't get why pervs aren't found out sooner. Surely somebody has suspicion about them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Apparently he and his gay partner have sex with lobsters I wouldn't know where to start with some of these modern lobsters Scrotely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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