Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 27 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Yes my mate's wife had a baby 10 weeks ago and it still can't climb the curtains, completely useless. Exactly, my kitties were able to catch birds and mice by the time they were 3 months old. Babies don't even attempt complex predatory missions such as these. The lazy, complacent, dribbling little shitting machines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Saw some wildlife programme the other night and a fawn was up, running and jumping on day 2... our feckless sprogs can only shit acid green nuclear waste as their party trick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 51 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Saw some wildlife programme the other night and a fawn was up, running and jumping on day 2... our feckless sprogs can only shit acid green nuclear waste as their party trick! I don't trust babies, some of them look at you funny, like that little cunt out of 'The Omen'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't trust babies, some of them look at you funny, like that little cunt out of 'The Omen'. Who Lee Remick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who Lee Remick? Yeah, and her husband Captain Ahab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 My mummy knew the little boy who was Damian in that film's mummy. She met her one day, and sent me out to kick a football about with him on the little green in front of his house. Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: My mummy knew the little boy who was Damian in that film's mummy. She met her one day, and sent me out to kick a football about with him on the little green in front of his house. Just saying That's a coincidence, I used to work with a girl who used to be a child actress, she was one of the kids at Damien's birthday party at the beginning of the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Madonna or Angelina would only be interested if it's a shade of brown they don't already have, their family photos must look like a Dulux colour chart. Surely you mean a Gillian McKeith colour chart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: All babies are crap. When my cat had kittens, within four weeks all 4 of them were able to use a litter tray, wash and feed themselves, and climb up the curtains. By comparison, babies are useless, lazy thick cunts. And you can sell them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 3/25/2017 at 6:15 PM, DingTheRioja said: I'd quite happily put my thorn between her roses... Sort of a "that slaggy mother could stand another" type of thorning, Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 34 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Sort of a "that slaggy mother could stand another" type of thorning, Ding? The sort of I would because she's quite fit even if a strap-a-plank-on type... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 I wouldn't stick the boot in the skinny cunt. I suspect she'll need FemFresh for her "curtains"; every cunt from here to fucking Bogotá has explored those gammon hangers. I'd fuck the shit out of Kimberley Walsh though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Rev said: I wouldn't stick the boot in the skinny cunt. I suspect she'll need FemFresh for her "curtains"; every cunt from here to fucking Bogotá has explored those gammon hangers. I'd fuck the shit out of Kimberley Walsh though. You can keep Kimberley, pass me the plank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 On 28/03/2017 at 11:24 PM, DingTheRioja said: You can keep Kimberley, pass me the plank... You're welcome to her, dingers. I suspect that her roastie kicks out a stench not dissimilar to a professional dogger's rusty Transit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 On 28/03/2017 at 6:51 PM, Rev said: I wouldn't stick the boot in the skinny cunt. I suspect she'll need FemFresh for her "curtains"; every cunt from here to fucking Bogotá has explored those gammon hangers. I'd fuck the shit out of Kimberley Walsh though. Rev's back by the way, ladies and gents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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