camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, Ape said: Is that Withers being all romantic with his wife? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Hill used to drive for Renault, and very good he was too. Quiet on here tonight, what's going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 33 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Quiet on here tonight, what's going on? Apparently the new policy of getting the inmates of the cooler to work for their keep has backfired. Frank and Punker's were both digging the hole for the new outdoor swimming pool in the excercise yard when they found the bodies of Flinty and Benny buried under some paving stones. Currently they are awaiting the arrival of Inspector Knacker from the South Wales Police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Apparently the new policy of getting the inmates of the cooler to work for their keep has backfired. Frank and Punker's were both digging the hole for the new outdoor swimming pool in the excercise yard when they found the bodies of Flinty and Benny buried under some paving stones. Currently they are awaiting the arrival of Inspector Knacker from the South Wales Police. Hope they found the buggered corpse of a crumpet obsessed sheep down there. It's probably where welsh cunt has disappeared to, trying a bit of ovine necrophillia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hope they found the buggered corpse of a crumpet obsessed sheep down there. It's probably where welsh cunt has disappeared to, trying a bit of ovine necrophillia. They also found the remains of a mangled cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Aeronautical?? ZeroNaughtical more like. The senile old sack of bones. He should stick to planes, the carpenter ones. (For those that don't know Harry liked whittling wood before he was a Thespian) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Sack of bones? Carpenter?,what the fuck has Karen got to do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 when asked about what influence his Irish Catholic and Russian Jewish ancestry may have had on his life as a person and as an artist, Ford humorously stated, "As a man I've always felt Irish, as an actor I've always felt Jewish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 This is a trap isn't it? To get me to be a massive flying bore. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 3/25/2017 at 8:05 AM, camberwell gypsy said: I had the same problem with Costner. He's the cunt who played Robin Hood and couldn't be arsed to learn to speak proper English of the period. I hope you gave him clamydia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: He's the cunt who played Robin Hood and couldn't be arsed to learn to speak proper English of the period. I hope you gave him clamydia! Was Dan Snow involved in any way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: He's the cunt who played Robin Hood and couldn't be arsed to learn to speak proper English of the period. I hope you gave him clamydia! No I don't have that in my garden. But I do have some lovely Clematis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Was Dan Snow involved in any way? Might as well have been, when Costner landed on the Sussex beach he walked to Nottingham Forest in a day. That's why Morgan Freeman was in the film, as they are known to be good runners. MC throws things at the t v when this is on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No I don't have that in my garden. But I do have some lovely Clematis. Smells better than chlamydia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 On 25/03/2017 at 11:13 AM, camberwell gypsy said: I admire Ford and his moody intense portrayal of deep disturbed heroes and his light hearted performances in the Star Wars series and he would be a most welcome guest in my humble abode. But if he landed his plane on my lawn, disturbing my koi carp and knocking over garden ornaments and causing deep trench marks with his wheels in my beautiful, manicured grass I'd say "OI! FORD NOOOOOOOO". You keep koi carp......oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You keep koi carp......oh dear. You keep appearing on here, back in the cooler soon for you, less than a week I reckon. Turd burgling poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You keep koi carp......oh dear. Do you like fish sticks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you like fish sticks? No he doesn't, he prefers chocolate sticks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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