Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Maybe they think they'll get a shit load of virgins to shag in the afterlife as well. Where's the fun in virgins? A couple of fit slags would be a greater incentive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you heard of 'Sulfluoric acid'? Hydrofluoric, yes, but not Sulfluoric. However, as long as it dissolves terrorists who really gives a fuck what it's called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where's the fun in virgins? A couple of fit slags would be a greater incentive. Don't look at me, I'm strictly a "tits first" kinda girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Hydrofluoric, yes, but not Sulfluoric. However, as long as it dissolves terrorists who really gives a fuck what it's called. Yeah, my memory let me down with the name, I'm pretty sure it's the one that's produced when the rubber seals in car braking systems are burned, the fire brigade have to be careful when dealing with burnt out cars because of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 25 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Don't look at me, I'm strictly a "tits first" kinda girl. Ladies of class and breeding such as yourself are a dying breed Gobbie, you're the 'Helena Bonham Carter' of Cunts Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, my memory let me down with the name, I'm pretty sure it's the one that's produced when the rubber seals in car braking systems are burned, the fire brigade have to be careful when dealing with burnt out cars because of it. Yes hydrofluoric acid, it's also produced when spark plug leads have been in a fire. It's nasty stuff, I use it from time to time. Burns can be treated by rinsing with cold water for at least ten minutes, then applying calcium gluconate gel. The trouble is that if you don't know you've been exposed it can be a few hours before the excruciating pain kicks in, by which time a lot of damage will have been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I suggested the prison island thing a couple of days ago, I think we should call it 'GuantanIslam Bay'. Mines better, fuck off! Where you want to send them it nice and warm and they'll get a tan. Hold on... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where's the fun in virgins? A couple of fit slags would be a greater incentive. How come this particular bunch of sky fairy believers always assume the eagerly awaited virgins are female ... just saying . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 the coverage is getting a bit Princess Diana 'mass emotion' now. I bet the racists are furious the bloke was English, went to an English school and wait for it...........played rugby! This is nothing to do with radicalisation, the cunt was just an unstable, underachieving nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: How come this particular bunch of sky fairy believers always assume the eagerly awaited virgins are female ... just saying . If they turned out to be goats they'd be more than happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: How come this particular bunch of sky fairy believers always assume the eagerly awaited virgins are female ... just saying . They'd probably prefer men anyway, Muslim men are always walking around holding hands so it's a fair assumption that most of them are shitstabbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: They'd probably prefer men anyway, Muslim men are always walking around holding hands so it's a fair assumption that most of them are shitstabbers. Maybe its a bit like the Hasidic Jews. They claim that there are zero instances of homosexuality within their community, and their men can share beds and stuff because they know that nothing is going on. I hope they check the mattress for front-wheel skid marks afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Rick_B said: Yes hydrofluoric acid, it's also produced when spark plug leads have been in a fire. It's nasty stuff, I use it from time to time. Burns can be treated by rinsing with cold water for at least ten minutes, then applying calcium gluconate gel. The trouble is that if you don't know you've been exposed it can be a few hours before the excruciating pain kicks in, by which time a lot of damage will have been done. Very nasty shit to work with, we used it diluted with de-ionised water to prepare the surface of glass for the mirroring process, it keys the glass and helps the silver nitrate adhere to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Maybe its a bit like the Hasidic Jews. They claim that there are zero instances of homosexuality within their community, and their men can share beds and stuff because they know that nothing is going on. I hope they check the mattress for front-wheel skid marks afterwards. I bet they use those little curly bits of hair as grab-handles whilst riding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Oy vey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Ah, a repeat customer The name on the side of the van is changed to "Jamie`s Gavel" for legal reasons but it`s essentially the same pish. Leave the money / lead in the usual place sweet cheeks.... Ohuhohuhohu now then now then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What I'd do with them would involve liquid nitrogen, fuming sulphuric acid, low-grade sandpaper, and a wood chipper. Then I'd set them on fire. © Reverend Coitus, 2012-17 That's what i like to hear CB, Class !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Neil said: Could be worse Bender,you could be mentioned with Punkers...Oh ........and fuck off Perish the thought of being mentioned along side an arse surfer, oh and do fuck off as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 6 hours ago, ratcum said: the coverage is getting a bit Princess Diana 'mass emotion' now. I bet the racists are furious the bloke was English, went to an English school and wait for it...........played rugby! This is nothing to do with radicalisation, the cunt was just an unstable, underachieving nobody As are we all, Ratty. But if we all decided to take his route of action London would be Mad Max. I find it far easier to simply let the endless hatred for everyone burn away at me from the inside. And if I ever did snap one day I'd make sure it's for a better reason than some make believe sky fairy a bunch of crotchety old men insist I believe in. Like if the postman keeps giving me next doors mail. Again. Tomorrow. I would stab the cunt many many times and possibly feast on his entrails. I'm NOT number fucking seven for FUCKS SAKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Hydrofluoric, yes, but not Sulfluoric. However, as long as it dissolves terrorists who really gives a fuck what it's called. Raghead -B- Gone For all those difficult to remove radical Islamist situations. Pre order now and get a free sample of our newest product - Paddy Pulveriser! We guarantee you'll never be IRAte again! Terms and conditions apply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Porkofluoric acid? I believe Pershing had a few tricks up his sleeves when dealing with the dervishes in East Africa in the 1800's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 10 hours ago, ratcum said: the coverage is getting a bit Princess Diana 'mass emotion' now. You bastard .. she was queen of peoples hearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very nasty shit to work with, we used it diluted with de-ionised water to prepare the surface of glass for the mirroring process, it keys the glass and helps the silver nitrate adhere to it. Should have got that peel off / stick on stuff from the craft shop you daft cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 15 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Should have got that peel off / stick on stuff from the craft shop you daft cunt Women commenting on science? Fuck me, they'll want the vote next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 12 minutes ago, Manky said: Women commenting on science? Fuck me, they'll want the vote next. The only thing I can remember from chemistry lessons is "bunsen burner". Yep, that's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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