Guest HizerKite Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Am not interested in a tedious debate with people sending replies that they think are amusing or clever responses, the fact is that people using unusual spelling of their names are total cunts! Examples are: Iain (usualy the jocks are guilty of this) Zowie Cate Aimee Jayson And loads more I can't be arsed to think of. Fucking pretentious cunts! Just had to get this off my chest as am in a bad mood this morning living in shitty Suffolk where it's always fucking raining! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 54 minutes ago, HizerKite said: Am not interested in a tedious debate with people sending replies that they think are amusing or clever responses, the fact is that people using unusual spelling of their names are total cunts! Examples are: Iain (usualy the jocks are guilty of this) Zowie Cate Aimee Jayson And loads more I can't be arsed to think of. Fucking pretentious cunts! Just had to get this off my chest as am in a bad mood this morning living in shitty Suffolk where it's always fucking raining! Indulge us then - why did you bother posting the nom, you stupid cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Indulge us then - why did you bother posting the nom, you stupid cunt? 'Cos its a valid nom, aint that right HighAsAKite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Rain in Suffolk? You big fucking wussie. In Manchester we have to sleep standing up so we don't drown. Mannkki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 1 hour ago, HizerKite said: Just had to get this off my chest as am in a bad mood this morning living in shitty Suffolk where it's always fucking raining! Ironic, then, that - your urban blacks aside - the worst offenders come from Suffolk, a nest of poofs, and Essex, a hive of chavs. As luck would have it, etymology and philology are two of my specialist subjects (I have a lot of specialist subjects) and I can therefore say with some confidence that you're talking bollocks. Iain, for example, pre-dates Ian, which was a lazy English cunt's abbreviation, probably in fucking Suffolk. At the general level, it is in the natural order of things for language to evolve, otherwise Ape might already have replied, "Forsooth, poltroon, thou art a cunt, and I do bite my thumb at thee." Noam Chomsky is a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 You won't like these then. Hay-Leigh, K-Tee, Will-I-Fucking-Am. And then there's Doreen who insists you pronounce it D'reen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 how about anything Gaelic then? that's all tosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Had a posh lad at school once from down South called Jordan. Even twenty years later I remember the little weirdo. He'd freak out when we'd pronounce his name because with the accent it became Jordin. His parents eventually complained to the headmaster saying we were bullying him and it all came to a head one day at assembly when he stood up in the middle of it and screamed into the girl's face sitting next to him "My NAME is Jordan -- JOE-DAAAN !!" Before pushing her over and storming out. The girl was called Scarlett, she was in the special needs class and had a hearing aid and jam jar glasses. She'd been in the process of offering him a Tic Tac when he flipped. We never saw Jordan again. Crazy little Southern poofter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Julians that call themselves Jules are cunts to man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HizerKite Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Oh fucking yawn...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, HizerKite said: Oh fucking yawn...... I wouldn't do that round here, pal, some cunt will stick his cock in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: how about anything Gaelic then? that's all tosh What like that golfer Porridge Harrington? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Had a posh lad at school once from down South called Jordan. Even twenty years later I remember the little weirdo. He'd freak out when we'd pronounce his name because with the accent it became Jordin. His parents eventually complained to the headmaster saying we were bullying him and it all came to a head one day at assembly when he stood up in the middle of it and screamed into the girl's face sitting next to him "My NAME is Jordan -- JOE-DAAAN !!" Before pushing her over and storming out. The girl was called Scarlett, she was in the special needs class and had a hearing aid and jam jar glasses. She'd been in the process of offering him a Tic Tac when he flipped. We never saw Jordan again. Crazy little Southern poofter. He should have said "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 12 hours ago, HizerKite said: Am not interested in a tedious debate with people sending replies that they think are amusing or clever responses, the fact is that people using unusual spelling of their names are total cunts! Examples are: Iain (usualy the jocks are guilty of this) Zowie Cate Aimee Jayson And loads more I can't be arsed to think of. Fucking pretentious cunts! Just had to get this off my chest as am in a bad mood this morning living in shitty Suffolk where it's always fucking raining! Suffolk is a lovely place and statistically one the driest places in the U.K. so stop fucking moaning.... Chav names like these convinced me years ago that a secret serialisation program of those deemed useless to the gene pool MUST happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 13 hours ago, Manky said: Rain in Suffolk? You big fucking wussie. In Manchester we have to sleep standing up so we don't drown. Mannkki The women do it because they can't stand up again without the assistance of a crane. As far as the nom I can see the point on Iain, Jayson, and zowie. Anybody who gives a child any of those names should be publicly and brutally executed. Those who are adults and think their names are cool, should also be executed. However, Cate is an abbreviation for Catherine....sometimes spelled with a "K"...but nobody cares when that version is shortened to "Kate." Makes fuck all difference to me. If I'm honest, I don't much care what a woman's name is, I'll be gone before she remembers to give it, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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