Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 19/03/2017 at 0:11 AM, camberwell gypsy said: I've bought a couple of really nice 1940s tea dresses from amazon on Thursday. Arrived today. They'll do to keep your knees warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Can't say that I've purchased stuff from Amazon. Prices for all manner of stuff will differ from site to site and by different sellers. Its crazy how much things can be well overpriced and even crazier that some folks buy the fucking stuff, but they do, or can, when there's too much of the same thing being offered. Amazon Payments, suck. I know that much. Another paypal on the horizon, ripping folks off left right & centre. Customs Fees are the biggest cunt about ALL online purchasing (from overseas) but that's a different story and so I'll fuck off for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You drive a van ? How very working class....... Are you the local ratcatcher ? lol. I employ someone to drive it and earn me money, electrical contractor keep up, spunkbubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: Was it a DL? It had the 2.4 v6 PRV engine and the big hollow rubber bumpers that you could fill with water to make crashing perfectly safe, it was a tank and I fucking loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: That's fine as long as you bought it for your wife/civil partner.... No, I bought it for myself as it's a proper mans car, my wife had a VW polo because they are girls cars, and I've never had a civil partner (Caddy) because I'm not a chutney ferret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It had the 2.4 v6 PRV engine and the big hollow rubber bumpers that you could fill with water to make crashing perfectly safe, it was a tank and I fucking loved it. From where I'm at, DL is our local LIDL, no Li. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Amazon - Taking The Piss? Taking a piss IN The Amazon, could be a cunt if a Candiro fish has anything to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Amazon - Taking The Piss? Taking a piss IN The Amazon, could be a cunt if a Candiro fish has anything to do with it. Amazon jap eye fish, to give its correct name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Amazon jap eye fish, to give its correct name Fuck them things. I'd sooner piss in a beehive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Amazon jap eye fish, to give its correct name That's the little bastard that swims up the urethra and deploys spines facing backwards like an opened umbrella isn't it? And they have to slice your sausage to get it out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the little bastard that swims up the urethra and deploys spines facing backwards like an opened umbrella isn't it? And they have to slice your sausage to get it out? Yep. We'll soon have the pesky varmints shoaling in the Thames. No more pissing from Waterloo Bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the little bastard that swims up the urethra and deploys spines facing backwards like an opened umbrella isn't it? And they have to slice your sausage to get it out? The old chaps never been the same since I had a slash in a tributary of the Orinoco back in '36 whilst out shooting the natives. Thank god the violent shitting episodes had past by at that stage, but fair play to any piscitorial invader who fancied braving that brown naigara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The old chaps never been the same since I had a slash in a tributary of the Orinoco back in '36 whilst out shooting the natives. Thank god the violent shitting episodes had past by at that stage, but fair play to any piscitorial invader who fancied braving that brown naigara If you worked in a shoe shop Stubbo, you could casually ask members of staff in they had the horn, or if they wouldn't mind giving you the horn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the little bastard that swims up the urethra and deploys spines facing backwards like an opened umbrella isn't it? And they have to slice your sausage to get it out? You wouldn't want one of those up your arse either...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 If he worked in shoe shop, he'd still speak cobblers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: If he worked in shoe shop, he'd still speak cobblers. if you know a woman who lives in a flat or house without carpets, hire a RugDoctor for the day and send it round. Chortlemundo!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The old chaps never been the same since I had a slash in a tributary of the Orinoco back in '36 whilst out shooting the natives. Thank god the violent shitting episodes had past by at that stage, but fair play to any piscitorial invader who fancied braving that brown naigara Had a similar episode whilst playing a haddock offshore at Shoreham, with my Dad. He'd often take me fishing, as he said I looked the part with a snap-tackle hooked in my spine, and that I wriggled like an attractive bait. I was a dab hand at it, and could outswim a Skate in my prime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The old chaps never been the same since I had a slash in a tributary of the Orinoco back in '36 whilst out shooting the natives. Thank god the violent shitting episodes had past by at that stage, but fair play to any piscitorial invader who fancied braving that brown naigara Ahh, takes me back to my days of slaughtering the peace loving Pygmies of Umboto Gorge with my trusty Enfield .303. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: if you know a woman who lives in a flat or house without carpets, hire a RugDoctor for the day and send it round. Chortlemundo!!!! I do know a woman without carpets. She uses Germolene on her elbows & knees and she lubes-up with Swarfega. I'll send her around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ahh, takes me back to my days of slaughtering the peace loving Pygmies of Umboto Gorge with my trusty Enfield .303. During the Tribunal of The Holy Office in the days of the Spanish Circumcision of 1478? Ferdinand II of Aragon and Isabella I of Castile were cunts. They didn't take to Pygmies either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: You wouldn't want one of those up your arse either...... You put anything up your arse. Dirty little queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 9 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I employ someone to drive it and earn me money, electrical contractor keep up, spunkbubble. I honestly don't know what's more amusing....The fact that you own a van or the fact you bought a French van. You stupid working class cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: I honestly don't know what's more amusing....The fact that you own a van or the fact you bought a French van. You stupid working class cunt. Blinkered and bigoted, butt raped as a choirboy and poor as a church mouse, it's the punktroll show, here on CC on endless repeat loop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Blinkered and bigoted, butt raped as a choirboy and poor as a church mouse, it's the punktroll show, here on CC on endless repeat loop. The French make utterly shit vehicles yet you've bought one. Would you care to talk us through this bizarre and unpatriotic decision? Probably a stolen vehicle...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: So you're a working class personal trainer with a shitty frog van..... Peasant. True except for the shitty frog van bit..it's a reliable old yoke. .peasant lifestyle and diet is to be recommended punkers baby it does wonders for the physique Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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