Rick_B Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 I've been using Firefox since forever, but they do seem to have lost the plot a bit lately. Chances are that if you update to FF52 you will find that Java no longer works among other things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Garth Crooks.... Garth fucking Crooks! Oh, you've popped in for your monthly visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh, you've popped in for your monthly visit. Keep believing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: Keep believing that. Alright, calm down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Alright, calm down. I'm disorientated... the anaesthetic is wearing off.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I'm disorientated... the anaesthetic is wearing off.. I'd imagine supervising the cooler is a stressful job at the moment, none of us are going to judge you for using analgesics as a coping mechanism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: I've been using Firefox since forever, but they do seem to have lost the plot a bit lately. Chances are that if you update to FF52 you will find that Java no longer works among other things. and if you use Chrome on fleabay the fucker blocks Flash and doesn't give you the chance to run it or upgrade it. All browsers are fucking shit, I'm running 4 different browsers depending on what sites I look at, and no, that doesn't include Onion....cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 On 19/03/2017 at 0:47 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Should've ordered a couple of 1940s tea dresses. You'd have been sitting there typing this shite wearing one of them. I was tying this shite sat naked with a cream eclair inserted in my arse masterbating furiously over a picture of Theresa May. Thought about wearing a 1940s tea dress but it's in the wash. Car mats turned up 8.50am on Monday morning! Wtf. That's 1.5 hours of the working week to get them to me from amazon where house in wales......what's coming of the world. Fucking lazy bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I was tying this shite sat naked with a cream eclair inserted in my arse masterbating furiously over a picture of Theresa May. Thought about wearing a 1940s tea dress but it's in the wash. Car mats turned up 8.50am on Monday morning! Wtf. That's 1.5 hours of the working week to get them to me from amazon where house in wales......what's coming of the world. Fucking lazy bastards. Nice mats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nice mats? Cheeky!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 Here's a curious thing, I've ordered a couple of things from eBay recently, but both came from Amazon, complete with an invoice that said "We hope you enjoy your gift and we'd love to see you soon at amazon.co.uk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I was tying this shite sat naked with a cream eclair inserted in my arse masterbating furiously over a picture of Theresa May. Thought about wearing a 1940s tea dress but it's in the wash. Car mats turned up 8.50am on Monday morning! Wtf. That's 1.5 hours of the working week to get them to me from amazon where house in wales......what's coming of the world. Fucking lazy bastards. What's a where house, are you drunk again. Next time you order something from Amazon, order a dictionary at the same time. Thick angry cunt. 1066 indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 On 18/03/2017 at 10:13 PM, Ape said: Generally I find Amazon very convenient and reasonably priced. However, when you start digging in to what's available, there are some sellers that are clearly taking the piss. Example: I have recently installed Hive Active Heating in our house, and the thermostats can been mounted in a variety of coloured housings, to match the decor of the room they're fitted in. Anyway, these housings are generally about £20, which I feel is a fucking ripoff, so ours will be remaining boring old white. But while looking on Amazon, more out of interest, there are cunts selling the exact same £20 piece of plastic for £55! There is clearly no proper price regulation going on, and so for this reason I offer Amazon as cunts to you, errr, cunts. Fuck off. It's not what items cost you stingy tight-fist. it's what value they are to the purchaser including the convenience of delivery. If someone wants to pay £55 thats upto them. Are you Norris Cole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 43 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: It's not what items cost you stingy tight-fist. it's what value they are to the purchaser including the convenience of delivery. If someone wants to pay £55 thats upto them. Are you Norris Cole? Oh do fuck off, you tiresomely repetitive wanker. If you're happy to pay £55 for a piece of plastic then knock yourself out. Christ you're a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 On 21/03/2017 at 9:00 PM, Witheredscrote said: What's a where house, are you drunk again. Next time you order something from Amazon, order a dictionary at the same time. Thick angry cunt. 1066 indeed. I apologise ...it's this shit US based predictive software that's making my spelling look like a fucking fat knuckled bible bashing mid west right wing neo nazi gun toting hill billy uneducated jock wrote it. I'm actually trying to type nice things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 On 21/03/2017 at 7:12 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Nice mats? Nah....they look like a couple of Russian prostitutes have shave their rat and sewn it all together with the cum of a thousand punters.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: Nah....they look like a couple of Russian prostitutes have shave their rat and sewn it all together with the cum of a thousand punters.... ..and you know this how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: ..and you know this how? By fucking buying them and opening the box and thinking.....fucking hell these car mats look like have been made by a couple of Russian prostitutes who have shaved their rat.....and fucking sewn them together using the cum of a thousand punters....obviously. If you bought some mat like this for your car you would think the same ...trust me they are shite ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I apologise ...it's this shit US based predictive software that's making my spelling look like a fucking fat knuckled bible bashing mid west right wing neo nazi gun toting hill billy uneducated jock wrote it. I'm actually trying to type nice things I quite understand, I have the same problem. My wife was flying back to France today, I sent her a simple message 'have a safe flight'. After pressing 'send' I looked, and it actually said ' You have ruined my life you miserable cunt, I hope your plane crashes'. Modern technology, heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Friend I know works for Amazon. Her names Grace. We call her Amazon Grace. She once got lost but now she's found. I'll get me accordion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 15 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I quite understand, I have the same problem. My wife was flying back to France today, I sent her a simple message 'have a safe flight'. After pressing 'send' I looked, and it actually said ' You have ruined my life you miserable cunt, I hope your plane crashes'. Modern technology, heh. I expect the reply to you from your wife read much the same, but with 'your' replaced by 'my'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 On 19/03/2017 at 1:17 PM, Alfie Noakes said: Spacksidermist. A coach full of flids smashed through a barrier on the M6 and turned over. The police said it took 6 hours to get the coach out of the wreckage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: A coach full of flids smashed through a barrier on the M6 and turned over. The police said it took 6 hours to get the coach out of the wreckage Very good. Can you teach Ape how to do humour, he is shit at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Very good. Can you teach Ape how to do humour, he is shit at it. Whilst you are fucking hilarious. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 What do you call the contents of a swimming pool during flid swimming sessions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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