Guest Ollyboro Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/whats-on/gallery/2017-miss-tees-valley-finalists-12743493 Come in no.22. Your time is up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 Fucking hell. Is the main sponsor of this Specsavers by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 Holy fuck dogs!!! Even Boko Haram would refuse that little lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 26 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Holy fuck dogs!!! Even Boko Haram would refuse that little lot I think that IS Boko fucking Haram. Fuck me, what a spotty cavalcade of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 (edited) jesus fucking H fucking christ.... They must be taking the piss, I know there's a shit load of chavvy scum round there, but I could go there and pick a dozen better lookers in 20 minutes. There's only about 3 in there that are actually pretty, a lot are "not pissed enough yet" and a lot are Even Neil wouldn't... Edited March 17, 2017 by DingTheRioja I was wrong, there's only 3 nice ones... 2, 9 & 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 Is it the biggest eyebrow competition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Is it the biggest eyebrow competition? Biggest slapper with the most slap I think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 Is it a big eyebrow and bad skin competition? They'll be alright at halloween, scaring the kids, and fully grown men. No 22 looks a bit woof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 What the fucking fuck!!!!!........I must be getting fussy in my old age but I thought crufts was last fucking week,looks like a bonerless friday for me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 Fucking hell, where's the Domestos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 I would – well, 21 of them. The only reason I'd avoid no.22 is because I'm at risk of the fire brigade removing one of her earrings with an angle grinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 They all look like candidates for a Spice Girls or Sugababes tribute act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 16 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: They all look like candidates for a Spice Girls or Sugababes tribute act. All of them look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 Fuck me. I could find 22 better looking birds at work. I think it's a combination of shit makeup artist (They all appear to have the same make up.) and shit photographer. Law of averages says they cant really all be that fucking rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 6 hours ago, Ollyboro said: http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/whats-on/gallery/2017-miss-tees-valley-finalists-12743493 Come in no.22. Your time is up. You do realise that nobodies gonna see Neil for fucking days now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 I thought Crufts finished last week? Anyway, proof positive that if you carry out heavy industry in an area for the best part of 300 years the heavy pollutants, oxidents and hydrocarbons will result in some freaky deaky defects. Jeysus. These poor girls, sorry, "lasses", aren't helped by the weird heavy stage/night time makeup they are wearing in the middle of the day. Top marks for whoever picked out the makeup that makes those girls' teeth look brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 I think they should show their minges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Have these photos been taken from the patient records of a drug rehabilitation clinic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 I think the Vikings took all the good looking ones 1000 years ago, and this is what is left.... Christ, they are better out here on average, and we are all sun ravaged convicts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 I think it's an advert to prove to the ladies that spunk is bad for your skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Fuck me, what a horror show. Fake news item surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 3 hours ago, southerncunt said: I think the Vikings took all the good looking ones 1000 years ago, and this is what is left.... Christ, they are better out here on average, and we are all sun ravaged convicts. There is one great advert for Aussie women, Kylie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Dunno..I've been with much much worse Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 They`re like those before and after photos of crack addicts only those ladies look as if they were addicted to a diet of Lucozade and dripping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Even for the North East, such a large cluster of metacognitive incapacity is unusual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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