Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 The guy this happened to must be feeling a right cunt today. Fire brigade in Ireland used an angle grinder to remove it! Scary. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39285486 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 Wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 This headline would have been a lot funnier if it read, "Firemen remove man's penis from endangered ring". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 Quote the man was sedated before the fire brigade used a grinder to remove the ring. It would take some fucking sedation to let a fireman with an angle grinder near my cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: It would take some fucking sedation to let a fireman with an angle grinder near my cock! I'm sure a couple of aspirin would suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm sure a couple of aspirin would suffice. The daft Irish cunts would probably give him viagra. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 38 minutes ago, nocti said: The daft Irish cunts would probably give him viagra. He could sue them for misconduct. It would definitely stand up in court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: He could sue them for misconduct. It would definitely stand up in court. I'm not sure it will ever stand up again, court summons or not.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This headline would have been a lot funnier if it read, "Firemen remove man's penis from endangered ring". Or funnier still if it read, 'Mans bellend stuck in ringpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: The guy this happened to must be feeling a right cunt today. Fire brigade in Ireland used an angle grinder to remove it! Scary. A case of big hands or small nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rick_B Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: Wanker! Not for a few day at least I suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This headline would have been a lot funnier if it read, "Firemen remove man's penis from endangered ring". Sounds like he had a relationship with the ring. May be it was an engagement ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 I said a while ago that women with prominent chins were appearing all over the place. Now the fuckers are turning up with big feet. What happened to petit, demure, slightly rounded women? You know the sort; feminine, girly, nice even. I blame these fat free yogurts myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This headline would have been a lot funnier if it read, "Firemen remove man's penis from endangered ring". or "Penis removes ring of endangered Firemen from Royal sex banana" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: Wanker! Tosser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 6 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: It would take some fucking sedation to let a fireman with an angle grinder near my cock! It's never stopped you before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 Two questions spring to mind. 1) what sort of ring was it ( I'm not talking engagement or wedding but more like curtain or something) 2) what was the daft cunt doing putting his cock in it. Details on the grinder and blade would be useful.......just for future reference purposes, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 What I cant work out is how the fuck did it get stuck? Was it some sort of magical shrinking ring, like the Grimms tale 'Cock Ring Cock Ring Merrypants.' And how the fucking fuck did the firemen remove it with a fucking angle grinder? Surely a Dremel would have been easier all round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 10 minutes ago, deebom said: What I cant work out is how the fuck did it get stuck? Was it some sort of magical shrinking ring, like the Grimms tale 'Cock Ring Cock Ring Merrypants.' And how the fucking fuck did the firemen remove it with a fucking angle grinder? Surely a Dremel would have been easier all round? You don't know any firefighters, do you? heh heh heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 14 minutes ago, deebom said: What I cant work out is how the fuck did it get stuck? Was it some sort of magical shrinking ring, like the Grimms tale 'Cock Ring Cock Ring Merrypants.' And how the fucking fuck did the firemen remove it with a fucking angle grinder? Surely a Dremel would have been easier all round? The real question is why the BBC deemed this story worth reporting in the first place. I mean, I know the whole organisation is full of poofs and all, but I hope they're not going to start telling us every time some treacle jouster shows up in casualty with a hamster stuck up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: or "Penis removes ring of endangered Firemen from Royal sex banana" He has made a full "functional recovery" so all's well that was swelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's never stopped you before I never said who was to take the sedatives............................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Two questions spring to mind. 1) what sort of ring was it ( I'm not talking engagement or wedding but more like curtain or something) 2) what was the daft cunt doing putting his cock in it. Details on the grinder and blade would be useful.......just for future reference purposes, obviously. It was a cock ring from a sex shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: It was a cock ring from a sex shop. How to ruin Drews fun.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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