Neil Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 especially on a monday morning are cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Did you bite your inflatable doll too hard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Good job you had the stabilisers on, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 I got one Saturday on my bike, took me 10 mins to change the tube then I got to work on plastic pam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Did you bite your inflatable doll too hard? Its the only way i can get her to go down on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I got one Saturday on my bike, took me 10 mins to change the tube then I got to work on plastic pam Anyone that rides a bike deserves to get a puncture...........and Parkinsons two wheeled cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Neil said: Anyone that rides a bike deserves to get a puncture...........and Parkinsons two wheeled cunts Don't know about a puncture, a punch definitely. Can you see Manky with Parkinson's, walking down Canal Street, trying to eat a doner kebab. Greasy lamb and chili sauce flying all over the pavement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Can you see Manky with Parkinson's, walking down Canal Street, trying to eat a doner kebab. Greasy lamb and chili sauce flying all over the pavement. Only when I go to Manchester on a weeknight. Which is never, thank fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Did you bite your inflatable doll too hard? She's left him, apparently he kept letting her down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Its the only way i can get her to go down on me Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 hour ago, nocti said: Only when I go to Manchester on a weeknight. Which is never, thank fuck. Go down the village any night and I will be noticeable by my absence. I had a puncture last Saturday on my way to work. A formula one pit crew would have been left breathless by my speed and dexterity. And the rain was a cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 57 minutes ago, Manky said: Go down the village any night and I will be noticeable by my absence. I had a puncture last Saturday on my way to work. A formula one pit crew would have been left breathless by my speed and dexterity. And the rain was a cunt too. Christ, even the rain is a cunt in Manchester. Who knew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: Anyone that rides a bike deserves to get a puncture...........and Parkinsons two wheeled cunts Cheers Neil, it was all getting a bit lovey dovey round here you vacuous sack of AIDS (bad AIDS mind) riddled shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 I'd like to see Tony Blair struggling for breath with a puntured lung, preferably two but I'd settle for just one, Don't want to seem greedy or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: I'd like to see Tony Blair struggling for breath with a puntured lung, preferably two but I'd settle for just one, Don't want to seem greedy or anything. I think I shall masturbate to this image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 On 3/13/2017 at 6:41 AM, Neil said: Anyone that rides a bike deserves to get a puncture...........and Parkinsons two wheeled cunts I couldn't agree more, except to perhaps add cancer to their fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Cunts. They ride in the road to slow traffic down if there's two of the cunts they ride side by side for better effect. Then instead of observing the highway code at junctions, the cunts stop the traffic and ride across pedestrian crossings. Cunts every one of them, even the racist ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 On 13/03/2017 at 8:07 AM, Neil said: especially on a monday morning are cunts I had a puncture on a Tuesday afternoon once. I recall it felt worse than a Monday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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