Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Gawdon Bennet gov, what da fiddly-dumbo are deeze geezers on abart? From up the dyke's fanny hairs for a brace & bit, to darn the boozer you nevva 'ear 'em gassing-off proper like, eh mister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Jack and Jill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 What a Berkley Hunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 12 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Gawdon Bennet gov, what da fiddly-dumbo are deeze geezers on abart? From up the dyke's fanny hairs for a brace & bit, to darn the boozer you nevva 'ear 'em gassing-off proper like, eh mister. This kind of cockney talk went out with Mary Poppins !!!! It's awl lark bruv yer get me yeh. The last known sighting of co can knee talk was in Guy Richie's homage to the last white people of London.... Snatch filmed in 2002. No white people have been seen or heared of since and co can knees have been placed on the world wildlife endangered species list just above the panda and snow lepeard. Some say white co can knees are brarn bred ....and fucking good riddance to them.....fucking scummy theiving cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 When we refer to the East End we need yo be more specific. Do we mean the Middle East End or the Far East End. Pie and mash and jellied eels will be extinct by now, their place taken by curried fucking goat and naan bread butties. The Crown Prince of Cockneys, a certain Mr Khan would be well at home there. Fuck Londonistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 46 minutes ago, Manky said: When we refer to the East End we need yo be more specific. Do we mean the Middle East End or the Far East End. Pie and mash and jellied eels will be extinct by now, their place taken by curried fucking goat and naan bread butties. The Crown Prince of Cockneys, a certain Mr Khan would be well at home there. Fuck Londonistan. There might be a few white little urchins running around with tin cup in hand asking "please sir, can I have some more?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 18 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: There might be a few white little urchins running around with tin cup in hand asking "please sir, can I have some more?" You are referring to Romanian beggars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: When we refer to the East End we need yo be more specific. Do we mean the Middle East End or the Far East End. Pie and mash and jellied eels will be extinct by now, their place taken by curried fucking goat and naan bread butties. The Crown Prince of Cockneys, a certain Mr Khan would be well at home there. Fuck Londonistan. Pie & Mash shops still exist and they're shit. Plus, there isn't much more infuriating than to listen to your Mr Khans & Co., talking in a cockney accent, darn East Lane market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 I'd slice you up you fucking James,kick you in the loaf and cut off your orchestras,salt of the earth them cockernees.talking out of ya bottle ya faaaakin' merchant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 This noms goin down the kermit Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Fucking cockneys, they make that shit up as they go along because it's expected of 'em. Fucking fox hunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Pie & Mash shops still exist and they're shit. Plus, there isn't much more infuriating than to listen to your Mr Khans & Co., talking in a cockney accent, darn East Lane market. I'm a born an bred Londoner and I can tell you now that I've never once in my life resorted to eating that 'glow in the dark' pie, mash and liquor shite. If it looks shit then it very probably is shit. The fodder of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 18 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I'm a born an bred Londoner and I can tell you now that I've never once in my life resorted to eating that 'glow in the dark' pie, mash and liquor shite. If it looks shit then it very probably is shit. The fodder of cunts. Me too, there's a Manzies within walking distance of my house and I've never set foot in it. I'd rather walk off a cliff than eat that shite. MissBoms family all love it, Fucking peasant sludge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 hour ago, deebom said: Me too, there's a Manzies within walking distance of my house and I've never set foot in it. I'd rather walk off a cliff than eat that shite. MissBoms family all love it, Fucking peasant sludge. We up here have our own Northern equivalent of pie and mash. " Ooh...that Bury black pudding...lovely that is ". No it's not , it's pigging shite which actually tastes as bad as it looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 11 hours ago, deebom said: Me too, there's a Manzies within walking distance of my house and I've never set foot in it. I'd rather walk off a cliff than eat that shite. MissBoms family all love it, Fucking peasant sludge. I know the famous Manzies. There's not many pie shops left in London now and I'm fucking glad of it. It's all sentimental bollocks anyway. I'm originally from south London, Lambeth to be exact, so not really accustomed to eating food that looks like something that's already passed through the digestive system before it's actually been eaten. Really, I've pan splattered more appetizing looking shit than that fucking muck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 What about crockery lingo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What abput crockery lingo? Now that you've mentioned it, my plates of meat are killing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 18 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I know the famous Manzies. There's not many pie shops left in London now and I'm fucking glad of it. It's all sentimental bollocks anyway. I'm originally from south London, Lambeth to be exact, so not really accustomed to eating food that looks like something that's already passed through the digestive system before it's actually been eaten. Really, I've pan splattered more appetizing looking shit than that fucking muck. Lambeth? Are you a chimney sweep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lambeth? Are you a chimney sweep? I was until central heating put pay to me career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Lambeth? No wonder you left the country... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Apples and pears, apples and pears. Up the rusty dog leg guvnor? That's 'alf an Id Amin for you my dear. Is this your daughter squire? Quite the Nobby Stiles if you don't mind me saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 On 12/03/2017 at 10:31 AM, nobgobbler said: There might be a few white little urchins running around with tin cup in hand asking "please sir, can I have some more?" Yes in Chelmsford......not London Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 On 13/03/2017 at 2:43 PM, colonelkurtz said: We up here have our own Northern equivalent of pie and mash. " Ooh...that Bury black pudding...lovely that is ". No it's not , it's pigging shite which actually tastes as bad as it looks. Bury black pudding is like eating Mr Browns BBC !!! Tatie Lancashire hot pot , hollands meat n potatoes pies and hunt lane chip shop chadderton........all now taste fucking shite. Curry is the best thing to come from our ethnic diversity experiment. And I don't mean the past 20 years of tony blairs open door fuck up. I mean when we had coloured half the world,pink on the map as our empire and the fucking w@gs knew their fucking place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 15 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I mean when we had coloured half the world,pink on the map as our empire and the fucking w@gs knew their fucking place. That's a bit unfair on the likes of Victoria Beckham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 30 minutes ago, Rick_B said: That's a bit unfair on the likes of Victoria Beckham. I agree. I am sure MC meant wogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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