Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 There are without doubt many TV presenters who are cunts, some of which need only to open their mouth to make you want to take a hammer to the TV. The worst perhaps are the do-gooders and grasses, such as Matt Allwright. I'd wager he's been a snitch and a back-stabbing bastard for most of his life and is now at the point when he thinks he's Mr Big to broadcast his ways to the nation in the hope that he'll carve out some kind of career... as a cunt. He's certainly done that, and very little else, the talentless twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: There are without doubt many TV presenters who are cunts, some of which need only to open their mouth to make you want to take a hammer to the TV. The worst perhaps are the do-gooders and grasses, such as Matt Allwright. I'd wager he's been a snitch and a back-stabbing bastard for most of his life and is now at the point when he thinks he's Mr Big to broadcast his ways to the nation in the hope that he'll carve out some kind of career... as a cunt. He's certainly done that, and very little else, the talentless twat. Shit you have found ding the merciless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Shit you have found ding the merciless I'm not talking about the brick wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 What an utterly dull little shit stain this Allwright creature is. He should be kept in a vault in France as the absolute standard against which all other tedious little shit stains are measured. If that vault was a hermetically sealed vacuum, so much the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What an utterly dull little shit stain this Allwright creature is. He should be kept in a vault in France as the absolute standard against which all other tedious little shit stains are measured. If that vault was a hermetically sealed vacuum, so much the better. Why?. This cunt is English. We have more than enough cunts of our own to put in vaults. Oh, fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Why?. This cunt is English. We have more than enough cunts of our own to put in vaults. Oh, fuck off Ever heard of SI units, you horse-eating cunt? "The international prototype kilogram is a cylinder of platinum and platinum-iridium alloy, which is kept at the International Bureau of Weights and Measures (BIPM) near Paris." It's fucking pointless if I have to explain everything to dunces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Ever heard of SI units, you horse-eating cunt? "The international prototype kilogram is a cylinder of platinum and platinum-iridium alloy, which is kept at the International Bureau of Weights and Measures (BIPM) near Paris." It's fucking pointless if I have to explain everything to dunces. and it is pointless you trying to impress me with that bollocks, I am very happy being a thick French cunt who has spent 5 hours today sitting in the sun, on the terrasse, drinking Chardonnay. So take your platinum-iridium and scrape the moss off your wet jock patio with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 37 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: and it is pointless you trying to impress me with that bollocks, I am very happy being a thick French cunt who has spent 5 hours today sitting in the sun, on the terrasse, drinking Chardonnay. So take your platinum-iridium and scrape the moss off your wet jock patio with it. Vos messages serait plus compréhensibles si vous affichés en Français. Une terrasse ici & il n’est pas assez pour suffire. Il suffit de dire comme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 He reminds me of one of those small things you sometimes see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Walking around in bike leathers without actually owning a fucking bike speaks volumes about this cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: He reminds me of one of those small things you sometimes see What, like poodle shit for example? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: What, like poodle shit for example? No idea. Maybe a whelk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: No idea. Maybe a whelk Where there's a whelk there's a way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Ever heard of SI units, you horse-eating cunt? "The international prototype kilogram is a cylinder of platinum and platinum-iridium alloy, which is kept at the International Bureau of Weights and Measures (BIPM) near Paris." It's fucking pointless if I have to explain everything to dunces. So is this fucker a platinum-iridium alloy cunt or just a run of the mill cunt? Because I don't want to make myself look stupid in a crowded pub when he appears on tv because believe me, the piss heads of Camberwell are pretty merciless if the wrong cunt is yelled out. I have a reputation to uphold (fuck off Frank). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 36 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Vos messages serait plus compréhensibles si vous affichés en Français. Une terrasse ici & il n’est pas assez pour suffire. Il suffit de dire comme. Je suis une rockstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Remember Matt's old pal and co-presenter Dan? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9405434/BBC-Rogue-Traders-Dan-Penteado-jailed-for-24000-benefit-fraud.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: Remember Matt's old pal and co-presenter Dan? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9405434/BBC-Rogue-Traders-Dan-Penteado-jailed-for-24000-benefit-fraud.html Co-presenter and bum chum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 On 10/03/2017 at 8:00 PM, Gong Farmer said: Co-presenter and bum chum. That story brings tears of joy to my eyes – especially because it deeply embarrassed the BBC. Allwright's bullshit was matched only by his incredible hypocrisy, and denial to comment on the scoop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 The entire consumer protection telly niche has been a cornucopia of cuntishness ever since Esther fucking Rantzen first bared her ivories on an unwilling public. Along with her side-kicks Doc fucking Cox, some wankers with white teeth and that raving old poof Cyril Felcher, she managed to set the bar staggeringly low. What gets me about this Matt Wanker is; has everyone forgotten about his poofy biker mate? Can you remember Dan Penteado? He was the cunt who worked alongside our hero for the BBC for fucking years- Whilst signing on!! Yeah, our fighter for truth and justice didn't notice his mate disappearing every 2nd Tuesday to defraud the taxpayers of this country. Useless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: What an utterly dull little shit stain this Allwright creature is. He should be kept in a vault in France as the absolute standard against which all other tedious little shit stains are measured. If that vault was a hermetically sealed vacuum, so much the better. I seem to recall that the SI unit of utter fucking stupidity is the Z. Can you confirm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: That story brings tears of joy to my eyes – especially because it deeply embarrassed the BBC. Matt Allwright's cuntishness was matched only by his incredible hypocrisy,a nd denial to comment on the scoop. What a wanker. I think he got a kick out of riding around on that bike with that greasy spick wearing those leathers. I bet the cunt had a stiffy on half the time. A right couple of irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Bollocks. Beaten to the Penteado scoop. That's the last time I fuck off for a curry mid-post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Can you remember Dan Penteado? I can make "Tanned Paedo" out of that, which I suspect you'll all struggle to top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can make "Tanned Paedo" out of that, which I suspect you'll all struggle to top. Anagram Genius, by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I think he got a kick out of riding around on that bike with that greasy spick wearing those leathers. I bet the cunt had a stiffy on half the time. A right couple of irons. Both stars of the BBC's Rogue Raiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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