Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 So this fucking Labour MP feels nervous working in Parliament because of all the repairs that are 'needed'. Apparently "the threat of a fire is real because the cables are old and I certainly would not want to be here when they strip the asbestos". Well Ms Hillier, you'd better be glad there's plenty of asbestos in there because it's what will 'protect' the building from fire. All the electrical circuits are tested every 5 years and if any asbestos is touched you have to use contractors that are licensed as competent by UKAS. To be honest, most London scum breathe in more asbestos than most riding on the tube. Fucking shut the fuck up and stick to what you know, whatever that may be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 I like him .. who is he and is he any relation to Long Meg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Is Meg Hillier than the Surrey Downs? Because they are quite hilly Shit, I'm turning into Pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 7 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: So this fucking Labour MP feels nervous working in Parliament because of all the repairs that are 'needed'. Apparently "the threat of a fire is real because the cables are old and I certainly would not want to be here when they strip the asbestos". Well Ms Hillier, you'd better be glad there's plenty of asbestos in there because it's what will 'protect' the building from fire. All the electrical circuits are tested every 5 years and if any asbestos is touched you have to use contractors that are licensed as competent by UKAS. To be honest, most London scum breathe in more asbestos than most riding on the tube. Fucking shut the fuck up and stick to what you know, whatever that may be. I'd feel nervous about working there as well, but it's got fuck all to do with asbestos more the gathering of lying , backstabbing ,self serving cunts that inhabit the place.Tell him/her to submit a risk assessment - they can all work from portakabins in the car park in the meantime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 This stupid fucking cunt only has her job because she's fucking useless. Google her and see what she's in charge of. The filthy fucking corrupt bastards. I would strangle every fucking last one of them with pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Definitely a whinging, stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 On 10/03/2017 at 7:25 AM, Lady Penelope said: I like him .. who is he and is he any relation to Long Meg? No. But I believe he's a distant relative of Mystic Meg (and her wheezing sister, Cystic Meg) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 42 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: No. But I believe he's a distant relative of Mystic Meg (and her wheezing sister, Cystic Meg) Went to school with a girl called Violet Brosis. We nicknamed her Cystic Vi Brosis. Or Cystic for short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 I think you would make a good KGB officer flaps.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 On 10/03/2017 at 9:46 PM, deebom said: This stupid fucking cunt only has her job because she's fucking useless. Google her and see what she's in charge of. The filthy fucking corrupt bastards. I would strangle every fucking last one of them with pleasure. Thanks, that ruined my fucking night. What a fuck ugly cunt that is. I'm giving you a like for the strangulation only, but I want to go shares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 13 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Thanks, that ruined my fucking night. What a fuck ugly cunt that is. I'm giving you a like for the strangulation only, but I want to go shares Granted, no oil painting, but I think 'fuck ugly' is a tad harsh, I would rate her a '7 Pinter'. Neil would do her sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Granted, no oil painting, but I think 'fuck ugly' is a tad harsh, I would rate her a '7 Pinter'. Neil would do her sober. Really? Your standards must be lower than Nicola Sturgeons balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Really? Your standards must be lower than Nicola Sturgeons balls Nicola Sturgeon, now you're getting the hang of munter recognition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nicola Sturgeon, now you're getting the hang of munter recognition. Theresa May is the ultimate munter. Next time you see her on TV ask yourself - has she just finished torturing a puppy to death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Theresa May is the ultimate munter. Next time you see her on TV ask yourself - has she just finished torturing a puppy to death? On the subject, Edwina Curries spitting image puppet was more attractive than the real thing, I know John Major wasn't exactly Burt Reynolds, but what the fuck was he thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: On the subject, Edwina Curries spitting image puppet was more attractive than the real thing, I know John Major wasn't exactly Burt Reynolds, but what the fuck was he thinking? Sort of, Monica Lewinsky in drag, probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Sort of, Monica Lewinsky in drag, probably Monica Lewinsky was a chubby minx though, at least Clinton had a modicum of taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Monica Lewinsky was a chubby minx though, at least Clinton had a modicum of taste. Are you saying she shared it back with him? That's not common knowledge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntsman said: Are you saying she shared it back with him? That's not common knowledge I think her motivation was ladder climbing rather than genuine attraction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Monica Lewinsky was a chubby minx though, at least Clinton had a modicum of taste. And so much better than that thing he's married too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 36 minutes ago, Snatch said: And so much better than that thing he's married too. Absolutely, Mrs Cintons nickname in the Democratic Party isn't 'Hilldog' for no reason. She has a disproportionately large arse, she calls him Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Went to school with a girl called Violet Brosis. We nicknamed her Cystic Vi Brosis. Or Cystic for short. You have fucking got to be kidding. I don't believe that for one minute...................that you actually went to school, you dozy mare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You have fucking got to be kidding. I don't believe that for one minute...................that you actually went to school, you dozy mare. I did actually. It was approved. By a judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 On 13/03/2017 at 7:49 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I did actually. It was approved. By a judge I thought you went to school, spent a lot of time behind the bikesheds.... unbolting them to put on Uncle Micks flatbed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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