Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I'm all out of likes. Can you get Argentinian sirloins from your local Halal butcher there in Cheetham Hill? Not trying to be a funny cunt, but I just Googled 'Butchers in Cheetham Hill', and the first result is "Manchester Halal Meat Co." and the second is "The Meat Shop". We have another name for 'meat shop' in English, but bless! At least they're trying. More the point, does South American Beef swim down the Amazon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I would like to take this opportunity to inform the Corner that I am coming out, having realised in these last few minutes that I want to be gay. Don't be so fast to decide, Cunty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Are jellied Beefkeepers known as aspiculturists? Not sure what bee keepers have to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: More the point, does South American Beef swim down the Amazon? Yes. They tie each carcass to a mahogany log. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Not sure what bee keepers have to do with it. Its my hives kicking in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 My new football homo chant when standing on the terrorists: "The sun has got his hat on. Not fuckin round here he doesn't Abdul" That's all I got so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Yes. They tie each carcass to a mahogany log. What have Hogmanay logs got to do with it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: What have Hogmanay logs got to do with it . They tend to float rather than sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: My new football homo chant when standing on the terrorists: "The sun has got his hat on. Not fuckin round here he doesn't Abdul" That's all I got so far With a bit of fine tuning and one or two major adjustments, you could be on to winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: My new football homo chant when standing on the terrorists: "The sun has got his hat on. Not fuckin round here he doesn't Abdul" That's all I got so far Oak trees grow from the tiniest of acorns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I'm all out of likes. Can you get Argentinian sirloins from your local Halal butcher there in Cheetham Hill? Not trying to be a funny cunt, but I just Googled 'Butchers in Cheetham Hill', and the first result is "Manchester Halal Meat Co." and the second is "The Meat Shop". We have another name for 'meat shop' in English, but bless! At least they're trying. It is not surprising that the first result is a Halal shop. The place has a massive Asian population since the Jewish locals moved upmarket to better areas. Last time I was up there, I thought someone had put a fatwa on me. Turns out they had actually just called me a fat twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: They tend to float rather than sink. Ah, I see, for after eating some Argentinian rump, its all night in the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 46 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I didn't recognise it without the batter. Reminded me of one of my old girlfriends......only less batter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: Last time I was up there. What do you mean 'last time'? You live there. Look at this!https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5117894,-2.2449842,3a,75y,59.43h,80.31t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1szWZJoWyAV7ZHM5o3pkC1UA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I would like to take this opportunity to inform the Corner that I am coming out, having realised in these last few minutes that I want to be gay. Puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 24 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: What do you mean 'last time'? You live there. Look at this!https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5117894,-2.2449842,3a,75y,59.43h,80.31t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1szWZJoWyAV7ZHM5o3pkC1UA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 Just to clarify things, I don't live there. On an unrelated note, my name isn't Mohammed, I do not hold a South-East Asian passport and I eat bacon. The store in the photo used to be a cinema called The Temple. It was them archetypal flea pit. Next door was a pub called The Temple, now long gone. Before the arrival of the guest worker and his 84,000 dependant relatives from Kashmir, I had the dubious pleasure of visiting the hostelry. Fuck me, I would rather spend 6 months on the Falls Road wearing just my Union Jack undercrackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 24 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: What do you mean 'last time'? You live there. Look at this!https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5117894,-2.2449842,3a,75y,59.43h,80.31t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1szWZJoWyAV7ZHM5o3pkC1UA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 Fucking hell that derelict church is still there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 30 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Oak trees grow from the tiniest of acorns. that's just silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 I'll eat cunt if it's on the menu, with a drizzling of fanny batter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: Just to clarify things, I don't live there. Lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross To see a fine lady without any toes. I used to chant this endlessly, even after my mum shouted "that's fuckin wrong you pointless little whelk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross To see a fine lady without any toes. I used to chant this endlessly, even after my mum shouted "that's fuckin wrong you pointless little whelk One to tell the grand kids right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross To see a fine lady without any toes. I used to chant this endlessly, even after my mum shouted "that's fuckin wrong you pointless little whelk It is moments like this that need documenting before they are lost in the mists of time. Thanks for sharing it with me, that is 15 seconds of my life I will never get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Isn't that a cross section of Dianne Abbott's minge? Oh for fuck sake. I've just spat bearnaise sauce down the front of my dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: @SteelyTa-Ta Apparently cattle farming is responsible for Rain Forest destruction... You shouldn't beef around the bush. So do you have a steak in cattle farming then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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