Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 So it's all for slagging each other off before the fight, threatening to glass or have your opponent shot then when it's over and the best mans obviously won it all kissing and cuddling like some gay footballists but sweaty and half naked with it. Surely a fight to the death would be a much better spectacle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Ever since Brexit, I've learned to expect the unexpected. It's only a matter of time before we have a new member along the lines of "I know that Welsh JazzApe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 14 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Ever since Brexit, I've learned to expect the unexpected. It's only a matter of time before we have a new member along the lines of "I know that Welsh JazzApe" I thought we had? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Tony Blair vs Jeffrey Archer, in a cage with rusty forks laden with bird flu strain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 36 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Tony Blair vs Jeffrey Archer, in a cage with rusty forks laden with bird flu strain. Poor Jeffrey.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 6 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Poor Jeffrey.... Both are gargantuan sadists, each at opposing ends of the cunt spectrum. That said, in Tony's defence, he has surprisingly never been in prison, while Jeffrey, for all his psychotic lies and deceit, doesn't have to live with the guilt of around 1m deaths that could have been avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 50 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Tony Blair vs Jeffrey Archer, in a cage with rusty forks laden with bird flu strain. Chris Evans, Ant & Dec and Robbie Williams vs a giant murderous wood chipper robot programmed by nazis. That'll make good sat night ITV viewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Chris Evans, Ant & Dec and Robbie Williams vs a giant murderous wood chipper robot programmed by nazis. That'll make good sat night ITV viewing. If we can throw Gordon Ramsay into the mix, I can see a profitable future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 I'm in favour of the fight to the death method where the winner is thrown to the lions. Them Romans knew how to make good telly. Who's up next? You decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I'm in favour of the fight to the death method where the winner is thrown to the lions. Them Romans knew how to make good telly. Who's up next? You decide. The short arsed ginger headed cunt Mick Hucknall and that fucking hat wearing arse bandit pikey cunt boy fucking George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Chris Evans, Ant & Dec and Robbie Williams vs a giant murderous wood chipper robot programmed by nazis. That'll make good sat night ITV viewing. Fuck the nazis, sell tickets for the opportunity to control the robot, you'd make fucking millions! Right, I'm trademarking that one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: So it's all for slagging each other off before the fight, threatening to glass or have your opponent shot then when it's over and the best mans obviously won it all kissing and cuddling like some gay footballists but sweaty and half naked with it. Surely a fight to the death would be a much better spectacle? Don't blame the boxers as much as I do the promoters,that cunt Eddie Hearn is a bigger cunt than his dad,believe me that is not an easy thing to be. Frank Warren was another arsehole,shame Terry Marsh wasn't as good a shot as he was a boxer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: Don't blame the boxers as much as I do the promoters,that cunt Eddie Hearn is a bigger cunt than his dad,believe me that is not an easy thing to be. Frank Warren was another arsehole,shame Terry Marsh wasn't as good a shot as he was a boxer Fair point. I note you failed to mention the Maloney character. What are your views on 'it'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 44 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fair point. I note you failed to mention the Maloney character. What are your views on 'it'? I think he's probably taken too many poundings in the ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 14 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I'm in favour of the fight to the death method where the winner is thrown to the lions. Them Romans knew how to make good telly. Who's up next? You decide. I can imagine it if tv was around then. Introduced by Bruceus Forsythius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can imagine it if tv was around then. Introduced by Bruceus Forsythius Andromeda Redfernacus, give us a twirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 9 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Andromeda Redfernacus, give us a twirl. Larryus Graysonius, what a gayus dayus. I'll get me toga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 On 05/03/2017 at 7:53 AM, Stubby Pecker said: So it's all for slagging each other off before the fight, threatening to glass or have your opponent shot then when it's over and the best mans obviously won it all kissing and cuddling like some gay footballists but sweaty and half naked with it. Surely a fight to the death would be a much better spectacle? Isn't David Hay brain dead anyway? He sounds it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 On 3/5/2017 at 4:00 PM, Neil said: I think he's probably taken too many poundings in the ring He's not asking about Frank or Punkape, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Isn't David Hay brain dead anyway? He sounds it. He's basically thick as fuck, like most boxers. At the end of their fighting career, however, they're also brain damaged and even uglier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Dirt sport watched by scumbags..like fat guys n gals that watch rugby..or fat people who watch any kind of sport..well maybe not darts..need to be fat for that apparently ..anyway fuk off Im busy Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 On 05/03/2017 at 7:53 AM, Stubby Pecker said: So it's all for slagging each other off before the fight, threatening to glass or have your opponent shot then when it's over and the best mans obviously won it all kissing and cuddling like some gay footballists but sweaty and half naked with it. Surely a fight to the death would be a much better spectacle? Its A Knockout, was a cunt, and its presenter was a kid-fiddler. Boxing is for nutters, and it does nothing apart from making the promoters rich. Bung them into the ring and let them fight for their cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Well gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 On 05/03/2017 at 8:15 AM, Wolfie said: Tony Blair vs Jeffrey Archer, in a cage with rusty forks laden with bird flu strain. Can I add....that they have to fight balancing on a 3 inch wide beam placed over a boiling bath of chip fat that will fry them instantaneously with the remains of the vanquished being put on sale in the local chip shop as scraps and bits with every order. The winner going on down the road to take on the broken bollock challenge..... carrying a live bomb with hair trigger 1 mile down a bumpy road in a hurry, sliding face down in shit under 20m of razor wire, swinging on a rope over a shark pool, balancing on a series of sword blades with bare feet, only to be repeatedly punched in the face by Steve Austin until pronounced dead as a reward for getting that far. ........ I'd watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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