Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Oh dear Ape, so much anger. You have a chip on your shoulder, probably a burnt one. Silence, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 45 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that a bit like The Turtles Head? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 48 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that a bit like The Turtles Head? Worst pub ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 7 hours ago, deebom said: What the fuck is this nonsense? You are effectively saying you cant cook oven chips you cunt. The small ones are the best ones you philistine. I have to agree DB, whenever I go to the chippy, I always save the little crispy bits until last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Ape, is retailers dream. From watches to chips every cunt sees him coming and bolts him up like a kipper. Can you imagine what the cunt actually looks like? Fuckin' 'ell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have to agree DB, whenever I go to the chippy, I always save the little crispy bits until last. But they're deep fried chips Eric, not oven....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: @Ape & @'eavensabove , calm down. You are both pushing yourselves over the precipice. Why did you let the clinically insane piece of shit back? He's off his head - still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: But they're deep fried chips Eric, not oven....... Now you're just being pedantic! I always put oven chips in the fryer anyway cos they come out nicer. And no cunt has to wash up the baking sheet, and the perfect complement to a steak n flidney pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: But they're deep fried chips Eric, not oven....... For the grace of god, get yourself microchipped at the PDSA and be done with it. You're obviously lacking in the brain department, whether or not out and about doing the shops. You take the biscuit, or rather the crumbs from the packet of Jammy Dodgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now you're just being pedantic! I always put oven chips in the fryer anyway cos they come out nicer. And no cunt has to wash up the baking sheet, and the perfect complement to a steak n flidney pie. You're flogging a dead horse Eric. Why, he'll soon have another thread: Snake & Pigmy pies with Python Chips on the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now you're just being pedantic! I always put oven chips in the fryer anyway cos they come out nicer. And no cunt has to wash up the baking sheet, and the perfect complement to a steak n flidney pie. I'm just having. Laugh Eric. Now, 'Eavens - he takes it all very seriously..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Just now, Ape said: I'm just having. Laugh Eric. Now, 'Eavens - he takes it all very seriously..... Like I'm not! Am in hysterics knowing that you take chips so fucking seriously. Spud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Like I'm not! Am in hysterics knowing that you take chips so fucking seriously. Spud. There is nothing in life more important than chips. Proper fucking triple-fried Scottish ones from a chippy called Mario's or Gino's, mind, none of your limp, pale Harry fucking Ramsden Yorkshire shite with mushy peas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: I'm just having. Laugh Eric. Now, 'Eavens - he takes it all very seriously..... 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Like I'm not! Am in hysterics knowing that you take chips so fucking seriously. Spud. Now now boys. Queensbury rules. No weapons, or kicking in the goolies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 23 hours ago, Snatch said: Off topic on the second post? Nothing to say then. Idiot. 23 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Send them back, complain to the manufacturers and say they made you puke, then do the same to Tescos, you might well get a couple of £25 vouchers out of them. Alternatively, make them yourself you lazy fucking cunt, "My dear, I'll cook a treat for you tonight, oven chips and minute steak...." Fucking hell, she still with you? I fucking wish... Double multi-quoting, family-member abusing idiot. I've reported the pair of you. Pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now now boys. Queensbury rules. No weapons, or kicking in the goolies! Spoil Sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Idiot. Double multi-quoting, family-member abusing idiot. I've reported the pair of you. Pathetic. Family member abusing? Who's? Mine or his? If you reckon mine, you need a ban.... ....if you reckon his, then you need a slap round the back of the fucking head you thick cunt, with a cricket bat.* You fucking, fucking, thick bastard. * Apple, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now you're just being pedantic! I always put oven chips in the fryer anyway cos they come out nicer. And no cunt has to wash up the baking sheet, and the perfect complement to a steak n flidney pie. I hate flidney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Just now, Ape said: I hate flidney. I hate all Australian cities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There is nothing in life more important than chips. Proper fucking triple-fried Scottish ones from a chippy called Mario's or Gino's, mind, none of your limp, pale Harry fucking Ramsden Yorkshire shite with mushy peas. I have to agree there, Harry Ramsdens is fucking shite, an absolute abomination of an abortion, it is not a Yorkshire chippy and hasn't been for 30-odd years or more, it's a fucking shitty brand like Aunt Bessies Laggy Bands. My dad has eaten in the original when it was still owned by Harry, reckoned it wasn't that good even then.... The Yorkshire Branch of ISIS have their instructions, watch out for a cavalcade of Nissan Sunnys with blacked out windows.... 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now you're just being pedantic! I always put oven chips in the fryer anyway cos they come out nicer. And no cunt has to wash up the baking sheet, and the perfect complement to a steak n flidney pie. Fried oven chips aren't bad actually, depends if you can get the right spuds or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 ooo, really? Well there's a thing eh? And so finally the Corner has resulted in chatting about Chips & Cupcakes. What a site. More the point, look the plebs on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Fried oven chips aren't bad actually, depends if you can get the right spuds or not. I usually parboil Maris Piper wedges and then oven cook. Fried oven chips? What the fuck is wrong with you people? You'll be telling me that cunts deep fry confectionary next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: I usually parboil Maris Piper wedges and then oven cook. Fried oven chips? What the fuck is wrong with you people? You'll be telling me that cunts deep fry confectionary next. It's certainly not unknown for cheeky cunts to have an accident in a deep fat fryer. "Dookin' for chips" we call it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: I usually parboil Maris Piper wedges and then oven cook. Fried oven chips? What the fuck is wrong with you people? You'll be telling me that cunts deep fry confectionary next. Ask Baws, you can even get a batter dipped, deep fried pizza in Scotland, however my unhinged Glaswegian mate has become addicted to pie and mash since moving down here. He's a Jockney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now now boys. Queensbury rules. No weapons, or kicking in the goolies! Fucking bollocks, fight dirty and to the death, this ain't cuddly corner you limp wristed sausagers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.