colonelkurtz Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Roll up , Roll up . This is bound to be a sell out. "Whispers from Heaven" for fucking fucks sake ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Charlatan, fraudulent and highly punchable lying fucking cunt, that's frank out the way, now mr acorah utter fucking lying bullshitting cunt who preys on the vulnerable and gullible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Maybe he'll get a whisper he's a conning cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Maybe he'll get a whisper to drop dead of a sudden, massive cardiac event. Despicable fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Without quickly researching who this twat is, I'd have just assumed he was an Americunt. That's the biggest insult you can give anyone. Period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 8 minutes ago, Ape said: Without quickly researching who this twat is, I'd have just assumed he was an Americunt. That's the biggest insult you can give anyone. Period. Well , yes, he's from the West Coast .. scouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 He'll probably have a full blown conversation with colin fry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 1 minute ago, colonelkurtz said: Well , yes, he's from the West Coast .. Liverpool You rotten scoundrel! I wanted to tell Ape that he's a filthy Scouser. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 25 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Roll up , Roll up . This is bound to be a sell out. "Whispers from Heaven" for fucking fucks sake ! Of course it'll be a sell out. He knows there's enough fucking gullible idiots out there who will have ordered their tickets as soon as they go on sale. "Has someone here lost a loved one recently? I'm getting a J. John? Jean? Jerry"? "Ooh my wife was called Jane. She died few months ago". "That's it. It's Jane. Sad was it: Her dying"? The cuntery begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Let's wait for the opinion of an expert. Gypps, how the fuck does Del boy pull this off without a teapot and loose leaf tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 38 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: He'll probably have a full blown conversation with colin fry. Or Cilla Blaaaack. The racist fucking bitch. I personally preferred White. (As a fucking surname, before you get all menopausal Rickeee) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Without quickly researching who this twat is, I'd have just assumed he was an Americunt. That's the biggest insult you can give anyone. Period. It is an incendiary insult, to be used sparingly and only when you know the target is verifiably yank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Kreed Kafer was a cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 If you squint he looks like Parky, another cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Let's wait for the opinion of an expert. Gypps, how the fuck does Del boy pull this off without a teapot and loose leaf tea? The haunted programme he's on is total bollocks so that explains that. Clairvoyancey is suggestion and playing the numbers game. You have a room of a hundred people and you ask the question "has anyone had a recent sad loss"? Well of course someone fucking has. And from there, you say what these idiots want to hear. Now, cross my palm with silver..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The haunted programme he's on is total bollocks so that explains that. Clairvoyancey is suggestion and playing the numbers game. You have a room of a hundred people and you ask the question "has anyone had a recent sad loss"? Well of course someone fucking has. And from there, you say what these idiots want to hear. Now, cross my palm with silver..... Doris Stokes was one of the first, the old bag had an audience of several hundred and would ask, "is there someone here called Susan?"... Well what a surprise, there was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The haunted programme he's on is total bollocks so that explains that. Clairvoyancey is suggestion and playing the numbers game. You have a room of a hundred people and you ask the question "has anyone had a recent sad loss"? Well of course someone fucking has. And from there, you say what these idiots want to hear. Now, cross my palm with silver..... I can't agree. My (ex) girlfriend passed away almost 10 years ago. I actually went to see a medium some years later, who said 'she was with me again'. At first it was a little scary and I didn't believe, but then I noticed the TV would suddenly switch to Eastenders, the fridge was full of food again, and skidmarks started to disappear from the toilet bowl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Maybe he'll get a whisper to drop dead of a sudden, massive cardiac event. Despicable fucking cunt. If I was going to try and contact Minty (sniff), I wouldn't bother with a medium; I'd go straight for a large. That's were cunts have been going wrong all this time Wizzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: If I was going to try and contact Minty (sniff), I wouldn't bother with a medium; I'd go straight for a large. That's were cunts have been going wrong all this time Wizzo I mean this with the greatest respect Ratty, but I imagine most mediums find it easier to understand dead people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Couldn't this cunt just kill himself. Surely it would be easier to talk to the dead if you're dead yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 I was thinking of going,My old man died 17 years ago and I have one last thing I'd like to say to him........."Where the fuck did you put the shed key?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 The only way that this could be even the least bit respectable, is if he opened up with "and the first whisper I have is a rather careless one from the late George Michael", then holds up a tattered king size chocolate bar covered in shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Proof positive that as a collective, it amazes me at times that we made it to the top of the food chain. The fact this charlatan fuck stick actually convinces people to part with money beggars belief. Fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Proof positive that as a collective, it amazes me at times that we made it to the top of the food chain. The fact this charlatan fuck stick actually convinces people to part with money beggars belief. Fucking idiots. Well, some people voted Corbyn as leader of the Labour party.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Proof positive that as a collective, it amazes me at times that we made it to the top of the food chain. The fact this charlatan fuck stick actually convinces people to part with money beggars belief. Fucking idiots. Who's actually the idiot,hm or the fuckwits that give him money to listen to his bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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