Mrs Roops Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Truth hurts sometimes ken? Eccies fur yer brekkie when you cannae afford yer lekkie. What's the point TSD? No one understands this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: What's the point TSD? No one understands this. Literally "Ecstasy tablets for breakfast, because you cannot afford your electricity bill". Sylvia Plath would have approved of this bleakly nihilistic observation, though it seems she paid her gas bill on the regular. In short, Ape's predicament, a classic jogger's jobby in this case, reminds us all that at times we are caught out even if our intentions are pure. A lack of planning makes fools of us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Literally "Ecstasy tablets for breakfast, because you cannot afford your electricity bill". Sylvia Plath would have approved of this bleakly nihilistic observation, though it seems she paid her gas bill on the regular. In short, Ape's predicament, a classic jogger's jobby in this case, reminds us all that at times we are caught out even if our intentions are pure. A lack of planning makes fools of us all. STD, you remind me of one of those fuckin big things you sometimes see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Literally "Ecstasy tablets for breakfast, because you cannot afford your electricity bill". Sylvia Plath would have approved of this bleakly nihilistic observation, though it seems she paid her gas bill on the regular. In short, Ape's predicament, a classic jogger's jobby in this case, reminds us all that at times we are caught out even if our intentions are pure. A lack of planning makes fools of us all. Fine, now we understand (sort of). Its probably not a good idea to articulate your POV with a writing style that is incomprehensible, especially at midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 It's probably best he not post at all. He would be better off drinking bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 45 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Fine, now we understand (sort of). Its probably not a good idea to articulate your POV with a writing style that is incomprehensible, especially at midnight. I understood him, I have a Glaswegian friend and am well versed in the native dialect, even the most incomprehensible variants, like cunts from Govan speak when they've had too much Buckfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's probably best he not post at all. He would be better off drinking bleach. Bleach has no effect on Scotsmen, they use it as a hangover cure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Literally "Ecstasy tablets for breakfast, because you cannot afford your electricity bill". Sylvia Plath would have approved of this bleakly nihilistic observation, though it seems she paid her gas bill on the regular. In short, Ape's predicament, a classic jogger's jobby in this case, reminds us all that at times we are caught out even if our intentions are pure. A lack of planning makes fools of us all. Sylvia Plath lacks the depth of Pam Ayres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bleach has no effect on Scotsmen, they use it as a hangover cure. Cockroaches can survive nuclear explosions. Where does that leave us with dan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Cockroaches can survive nuclear explosions. Where does that leave us with dan? Extermination is difficult, reconstruction of Hadrians wall seems to be the best option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Extermination is difficult, reconstruction of Hadrians wall seems to be the best option. Don't do that. I'm on the wrong side of it by about five miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This was on topic. The thread concerns running and shit, the answer was Kris Spackabusi, who was a shit runner. I'm surprised that Ape didn't answer, he's normally brilliant at this game. Sorry Eric, I was preoccupied with my racist rubbish. That's a goon 'un, fair play. I shall dig deep into my little book of flids and see if I can come up with a new one. Edit: Who's a flids favourite American singer / composer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's a flids favourite Olympic hurdler from the 80's? Colin Spackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's probably best he not post at all. He would be better off drinking bleach. Agreed, Wiz. He's a fucking menace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Ape said: Sorry Eric, I was preoccupied with my racist rubbish. That's a goon 'un, fair play. I shall dig deep into my little book of flids and see if I can come up with a new one. Edit: Who's a flids favourite American singer / composer? Burt Spackarach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Colin Spackson That was the second choice answer. B+ with distinction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: Don't do that. I'm on the wrong side of it by about five miles. Did the Romans hate Geordies as well then? I didn't know the wall covered the extreme north of England as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Burt Spackarach? Royale with cheese, mutha fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sylvia Plath lacks the depth of Pam Ayres. That's because she gassed herself. Pam Ayres should be drowned...full fathom five... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 13 minutes ago, Piston said: That's because she gassed herself. Pam Ayres should be drowned...full fathom five... I see what you did there. Into the Bellend Jar with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 I've just been for a dump before my run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 On 03/03/2017 at 6:51 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Thank god for that, soft tip is for excitable Japanese cretins who think the bullseye is better than treble twenty because it makes big flashing lights and beepy noises. Stupid cunts, I tried it once, couldn't get used to 14g barrels. 24g Phase 2 purist for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: How the fuck was he getting any where near with the dart 18 inches above his eyeline. Ceri Morgan was another mystery, threw like a Zulu attempting to bag a gazelle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: How the fuck was he getting any where near with the dart 18 inches above his eyeline. Ceri Morgan was another mystery, threw like a Zulu attempting to bag a gazelle. I'm not sure, but then again my inches tend to err a little on the small side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm not sure, but then again my inches tend to err a little on the small side. Just count the centimetres and claim them as inches, publicity gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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