Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: I can't make head or tails of all this shit on here, wiz. It appears that Ding's now in charge. Am I right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Modern day feminists seem to be a mix of raving lezzas and weak willed daft cunts who allow themselves to be led by po-faced angry cunts who think they're better than men. They all have one thing in common, they all use discrimination to plough their way into top jobs which they're not necessarily competent at. Didn't one of em burn her own tits off recently? What a stupid cunt. Well that's just anti Semitic. No way that shit would have been Kosher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 8 hours ago, nocti said: At the risk of sounding somewhat bawdy, I'd suck her shit sharp. That would be no problem, as her shit almost certainly has the consistency and appearance of fluffy pink candy floss, and tastes just like strawberries & champagne. As Jimmy Carr once said of Rachel Riley, "I would crawl naked over miles of broken glass just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That would be no problem, as her shit almost certainly has the consistency and appearance of fluffy pink candy floss, and tastes just like strawberries & champagne. As Jimmy Carr once said of Rachel Riley, "I would crawl naked over miles of broken glass just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her." I'd love to see Jimmy Carr crawling naked over broken glass. Unfunny plastic-faced cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You coming down that cooler chute, head first arse-over-tit in your beige poly three-piece, was a sight to be seen. Thank god it was 48 hours.. you boring fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fear not. Your Crown is not in any jeopardy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh here we fucking go. Still regaling us with sophisticated, intelligent comments I see. I'm sorry gyps.. that was a nasty and unnecessary opener. Apart from the baby-brained Alf, you're the only punter here whose character depicts a true likeness of your real self. That's why I can put my hand on my heart and say that I don't fucking like you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm sorry gyps.. that was a nasty and unnecessary opener. Apart from the baby-brained Alf, you're the only punter here whose character depicts a true likeness of your real self. That's why I can put my hand on my heart and say that I don't fucking like you. Now now, Frank. No need to feel threatened, you'll always be the head queen around these parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 24 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm sorry gyps.. that was a nasty and unnecessary opener. Apart from the baby-brained Alf, you're the only punter here whose character depicts a true likeness of your real self. That's why I can put my hand on my heart and say that I don't fucking like you. Nobody likes you, not even you. Again Chantilly lace, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well I don't want to be a sex object, ogled at by men. I want to be seen as a serious woman. A woman of substance, a woman of intelligence and principle, not some shallow minded tart who leaves the decision making to men. If that's all right with you gentlemen? (Flutters eye lashes). Does my bum look big in this dress? I love fluffy kittens. Have you ever been dogging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 20 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Nobody likes you, not even you. Again Chantilly lace, cunt. I'm so mean I don't even lend money to myself Alfalfa. I don't know if that helps at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 40 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Now now, Frank. No need to feel threatened, you'll always be the head queen around these parts. Imagine getting Radox and Rodox mixed up Killer. You settle into a nice warm bath and a load of 70s/80s porn actors, some with mullets, suddenly appear. As for trying to make a Barclays deposit, with only a bright green fragrant powder for stimulation, I shudder to think.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: Imagine getting Radox and Rodox mixed up Killer. You settle into a nice warm bath and a load of 70s/80s porn actors, some with mullets, suddenly appear. As for trying to make a Barclays deposit, with only a bright green fragrant powder for stimulation, I shudder to think.......... You forget that I am of Geordie blood, Ratty. Mullets are still the hot new fashion up here, although I think if anyone else tried to fit in my tin bath with me there would certainly be a fatality: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You forget that I am of Geordie blood, Ratty. Mullets are still the hot new fashion up here, although I think if anyone else tried to fit in my tin bath with me there would certainly be a fatality: You're the king prawn of dykes on here Killer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: You're the king prawn of dykes on here Killer Thanks, Ratty. I'll assume that means a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: I'm sorry gyps.. that was a nasty and unnecessary opener. Apart from the baby-brained Alf, you're the only punter here whose character depicts a true likeness of your real self. That's why I can put my hand on my heart and say that I don't fucking like you. My 'give-a-fuckometer' is broken as it's not responding. Oh sorry, yes it is working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My 'give-a-fuckometer' is broken as it's not responding. Oh sorry, yes it is working. Let's talk this over this evening, gyps. How about your usual slot just after midnight when you're banging into the walls? Drunk cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 58 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Have you ever been dogging? Shut up, you mindless fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 37 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Thanks, Ratty. I'll assume that means a lot Take no notice RK, he told me I was his top Lezza yesterday. He's a fickle slut and I'm not licking his kipper for at least a week as punishment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Frank said: I can't make head or tails of all this shit on here, wiz. It appears that Ding's now in charge. Am I right? No, I just happen to have broken into the cupboard where the cattle prod is locked up... Batteries are getting flat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 52 minutes ago, Frank said: Let's talk this over this evening, gyps. How about your usual slot just after midnight when you're banging into the walls? Drunk cunt. I'm too busy watching Castleford v Leeds to be bothered with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Frank said: I can't make head or tails of all this shit on here, wiz. It appears that Ding's now in charge. Am I right? I would say there are a group of four or five in charge here....They are Mrs Roops, Admin, RickB, and CuntStpotter. Some have fallen to wielding of the ban hammer of late. I'm glad I wasn't one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 3 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Have you ever been dogging? No. Their breath stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 I love this Emmer Watson story. Not only does it prove that radical third wave feminism is highly hypocritical but also that it's now beginning to cannibalize it's self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 On 03/03/2017 at 1:23 PM, Gong Farmer said: I love this Emmer Watson story. Not only does it prove that radical third wave feminism is highly hypocritical but also that it's now beginning to cannibalize it's self. The best thing is the dozy cunts can blab on about it in the press as much as they like and all that's going to happen is more nice pictures of the lovely young lady..... ...they get to air their points and so does Emma, everyones' a winner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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