Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 10 minutes ago, Snatch said: Put bells on the peados to help them find them. Any Morris Dancer nearby would be an added bonus. How about making the firing squad up with blind Morris Dansers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Too quick, I would enjoy torturing them first, I think I'll write to Trump and ask if I can use Guantanamo bay as a paedo processing plant. you're my fave lezzer on here Authoritah. If you were any more fishy, you'd need a fuckin E.U. quota all of your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: How about making the firing squad up with blind Morris Dansers? or Morris Travellers driven by blind lesbians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 44 minutes ago, ratcum said: or Morris Travellers driven by blind lesbians Good Idea, but not horny looking porno lezzas, only that fat hairy legged dungaree wearing women in comfortable shoes variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 10 hours ago, Bubba C said: To be fair, I did have to hold ding's hand through the whole video production, he's not capable of original or funny thought, but I did know he'd be a whizz with his video editing software. His crippling autism also led him to have some bizarre meltdown over copyrighting the material, I don't know if it had anything to do with issues stemming from him fancying his step-dad? Bollocks, I wouldn't let you touch my hand in a million years, and you're too thick to realise the point behind the last scene. As for the last line, are you on an incestual tangent as well? Stupid fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 44 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Bollocks, I wouldn't let you touch my hand in a million years, and you're too thick to realise the point behind the last scene. As for the last line, are you on an incestual tangent as well? Stupid fucking prick. Yes, yes I am, Sherlock. Could you and or snatch grass/not grass me up please? I've got a busy few days and could do with a little break. I appreciate that when you get amped up your spelling and grammar becomes more fucked than usual, so I'm happy to draft up an 'anonymous' letter on your behalf. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Yes, yes I am, Sherlock. Could you and or snatch grass/not grass me up please? I've got a busy few days and could do with a little break. I appreciate that when you get amped up your spelling and grammar becomes more fucked than usual, so I'm happy to draft up an 'anonymous' letter on your behalf. Idiot. Ah, trying to grammar nazi me? Fucking idiot. @Mrs Roops Bubba wants a ban for the incestual comments he made... Go on, you know you want to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Ah, trying to grammar nazi me? Fucking idiot. @Mrs Roops Bubba wants a ban for the incestual comments he made... Go on, you know you want to.... You need to look at certain comments you make about other people here before pointing the finger at others yourself Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Ah, trying to grammar nazi me? Fucking idiot. @Mrs Roops Bubba wants a ban for the incestual comments he made... Go on, you know you want to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 43 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Yes, yes I am, Sherlock. Could you and or snatch grass/not grass me up please? I've got a busy few days and could do with a little break. I appreciate that when you get amped up your spelling and grammar becomes more fucked than usual, so I'm happy to draft up an 'anonymous' letter on your behalf. Idiot. No need to grass,your doing well on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: No need to grass,your doing well on your own. snatch, my boy, if I'm being honest, I'm struggling to achieve it, maybe it's something to do with my lack of experience? Could you and ding get your heads together and let me know what I'm doing wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 10 hours ago, ratcum said: you're my fave lezzer on here Authoritah. If you were any more fishy, you'd need a fuckin E.U. quota all of your own. Aww, you're top banana ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: snatch, my boy, if I'm being honest, I'm struggling to achieve it, maybe it's something to do with my lack of experience? Could you and ding get your heads together and let me know what I'm doing wrong? I fear the above could take up much of your valuable time... Have you considered asking Welsh_Cu... Nah, you'd be even more fucked, les of course you require a woman's point of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: snatch, my boy, if I'm being honest, I'm struggling to achieve it, maybe it's something to do with my lack of experience? Could you and ding get your heads together and let me know what I'm doing wrong? I couldn't give a fuck if your banned or not to be honest. QC has gone again and the way Decs is carrying on,you'll soon be lonely here anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 22 minutes ago, Bubba C said: snatch, my boy, if I'm being honest, I'm struggling to achieve it, maybe it's something to do with my lack of experience? Could you and ding get your heads together and let me know what I'm doing wrong? Breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: Are you posting your holiday snaps, the ones after the big boys stamped on your sandcastle? Is that the nice holiday rep who looked after you? Fucking hell, you're still shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Ahhh Bless. Roops does have a heart for Ding after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Ahhh Bless. Roops does have a heart for Ding after all. Someone's nicked her socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 28 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Someone's nicked her socks. Just imagine how crusty they'll be by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Someone's nicked her socks. Probably Punkers, a fetish of his, as on closer inspection Li'le Ding is sockless too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just imagine how crusty they'll be by now. Ryvita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 17 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Good Idea, but not horny looking porno lezzas, only that fat hairy legged dungaree wearing women in comfortable shoes variety. I quite lick them. It's like eating 10 lobsters but at a fraction of the cost. You're a prawn pincher too Gongly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Aww, you're top banana ratty. fuck your banana crayfish knickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: fuck your banana crayfish knickers Bless your little foetus encasing cotton socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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