ratcum Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: A gay loving Muslim. That's just not right. However, it looks like he's had two giant peckers poked into his eyes, thus explaining their constant blackness. I like the little fucker Stub. Never fails to get my jalfrezi and keema nan to the Rathaus on his little scooter. Not wanting to patronise the cunt by offering to pay, I pat him on the head and kick him in the arse. Respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: I like the little fucker Stub. Never fails to get my jalfrezi and keema nan to the Rathaus on his little scooter. Not wanting to patronise the cunt by offering to pay, I pat him on the head and kick him in the arse. Respect. You're a gent ratty, but never mind this shite: I see Claudia Winkleconk gets more cash than the rest of the BBC combined. I bet the collection plate at her synagogue is groaning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're a gent ratty, but never mind this shite: I see Claudia Winkleconk gets more cash than the rest of the BBC combined. I bet the collection plate at her synagogue is groaning I used to wank over her mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're a gent ratty, but never mind this shite: I see Claudia Winkleconk gets more cash than the rest of the BBC combined. I bet the collection plate at her synagogue is groaning I've always wondered about collection plates in institutions Stub. Do they dispense change do you think? Or have an anti-tilt function like on pinball machines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 On 25/02/2017 at 14:21, Eddie said: Thank god for a liberal labour mayor, this is one of the affending fitness posters banned from the underground. As a second generation Pakistani muslim, brought up in a strict islamic house hold he may not fully understsnd that we in Britain are not offended by beautiful women and do not need them to walk around under a sheet. Take your stone age views and shove them up your brown hole. These fucking cavemen cunts revere a paedo (Mohammed) “Peace be upon him.” who married a 6 year old called Ayesha and had the decency to wait till she was 9 before fucking her. And we’re supposed to accept these nonces? It’s not fucking rocket science to work out the thinking of all these filthy cunt grooming gangs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 On 06/07/2019 at 21:51, Eric Cuntman said: I used to wank over her mum. What Eve Pollard? You sick fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What Eve Pollard? You sick fuck. My first fixation was Women in leather, Suzi Quatro, Sally James, Joan Jett. Then I moved onto brassy, curvy older women, Eve Pollard, Nina Myskov. Briefly revisited the leather thing in the 90s thanks to Philippa Forrester on robot wars. Then internet porn arrived. And none of them are famous so fuck knows what their names are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My first fixation was Women in leather, Suzi Quatro, Sally James, Joan Jett. Then I moved onto brassy, curvy older women, Eve Pollard, Nina Myskov. Briefly revisited the leather thing in the 90s thanks to Philippa Forrester on robot wars. Then internet porn arrived. And none of them are famous so fuck knows what their names are. Eric, have you ever recovered from the sight of Linda Baron leaning out of her bedroom window in Are You Being Served, wearing only a negligee? Because I fucking haven't. 😍😍😍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 5 hours ago, scotty said: Eric, have you ever recovered from the sight of Linda Baron leaning out of her bedroom window in Are You Being Served, wearing only a negligee? Because I fucking haven't. 😍😍😍 That was as nurse Gladys Emanuelle in 'open all hours'. Not a patch on Lynda Bellingham wearing stockings and suspenders, sat next to Harry Worth on a settee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 6 hours ago, scotty said: Eric, have you ever recovered from the sight of Linda Baron leaning out of her bedroom window in Are You Being Served, wearing only a negligee? Because I fucking haven't. 😍😍😍 Linda Baron wasn't in AYBS was she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Linda Baron wasn't in AYBS was she? He meant Open All Hours. G-g-g-g-g-g-granville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He meant Open All Hours. G-g-g-g-g-g-granville. A load of old b-b-b-b-b-bollocks. That should have been put to death after series t-t-t-t-t one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was as nurse Gladys Emanuelle in 'open all hours'. Not a patch on Lynda Bellingham wearing stockings and suspenders, sat next to Harry Worth on a settee. Lynda Bellingham was a bit of a goer on the quiet, wasn't she? I know she did some pretty raunchy film parts, including one of the Confessions films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, scotty said: Lynda Bellingham was a bit of a goer on the quiet, wasn't she? I know she did some pretty raunchy film parts, including one of the Confessions films. Whatever 'it' is, she had 'it' properly sexy housewife next door type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 On 06/07/2019 at 19:37, Cuntybaws said: Just seen the scrawny hook-nosed little fuck on the news, mincing around at the Pride parade in London today and high fiving any cunt who couldn't move fast enough to get away from the odious bandwagon-jumping wanker. He really is a total fucking arsehole. Sadiq "My dad was a bus driver" Khan. Fucking gobshite. That's all we've had as mayor down here. Apart from Cutler who was just an out and out cunt. But at least he didn't hide it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 I see that two of the peacefuls "Mr Creamy" and "Mr Whippy" have been having tiffs in Blackburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: I see that two of the peacefuls "Mr Creamy" and "Mr Whippy" have been having tiffs in Blackburn Nothing like having your own ice cream van to attract those saucy 9 year olds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nothing like having your own ice cream van to attract those saucy 9 year olds. Would you like a 69? You mean a 99, Mr Patel? Don't tell me what I fucking mean! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 On 25/02/2017 at 07:16, Eddie said: Sadiq Khan is having a pop at the poor with his latest stroke of genius. Motorists who own vehicles that do not meet Euro 4 standards – typically those diesel and petrol vehicles registered before 2006 will soon be paying £21.50 per day to drive into london between 7am and 6pm Monday to Friday. The cunt is attacking the easy targets instead of going after the big boys. So the low payed and key workers will be forced down onto the most expensive underground system in Europe, but the little cunt is even having a pop at that. Sadiq is trying to ban adverts displaying scantily clad women on the underground. Obviously as its demeaning to women. Nothing like walking around dressed like a bin bag to make a women feel special eh. A good cunting this Ed, i like to give credit where it's due. Can't stand this putrid piece of PIG shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 On 21/07/2019 at 01:49, King Billy said: These fucking cavemen cunts revere a paedo (Mohammed) “Peace be upon him.” who married a 6 year old called Ayesha and had the decency to wait till she was 9 before fucking her. And we’re supposed to accept these nonces? It’s not fucking rocket science to work out the thinking of all these filthy cunt grooming gangs. Absolutely fucking awful. Try harder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 10 hours ago, Glowworm said: I see that two of the peacefuls "Mr Creamy" and "Mr Whippy" have been having tiffs in Blackburn Fuck Blackburn. Shithole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 On 25/02/2017 at 07:22, Cap'n Cunt said: On the plus side, you can still ride a camel or a donkey through London without being charged. Although parking is a bit of an issue. I understand you can also ride a good quality European hooker in London for an hour at £250 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 On 06/07/2019 at 19:37, Cuntybaws said: Just seen the scrawny hook-nosed little fuck on the news, mincing around at the Pride parade in London today and high fiving any cunt who couldn't move fast enough to get away from the odious bandwagon-jumping wanker. He really is a total fucking arsehole. This is like seeing pictures of Adolf Hitler at a Jewish wedding. The fucking two faced cunt. He will have to do extra prayers to Mecca after soiling his hands on the ungendered ones !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 On 21/07/2019 at 01:49, King Billy said: These fucking cavemen cunts revere a paedo (Mohammed) “Peace be upon him.” who married a 6 year old called Ayesha and had the decency to wait till she was 9 before fucking her. And we’re supposed to accept these nonces? It’s not fucking rocket science to work out the thinking of all these filthy cunt grooming gangs. Of course. That never happens in Rotherham or Rochdale. It’s just a cultural thing. Roops will have you banned if I don’t add the balance to the discussion. They just can’t help it. Bless them. Subhumans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 On 21/07/2019 at 02:32, Eric Cuntman said: My first fixation was Women in leather, Suzi Quatro, Sally James, Joan Jett. Then I moved onto brassy, curvy older women, Eve Pollard, Nina Myskov. Briefly revisited the leather thing in the 90s thanks to Philippa Forrester on robot wars. Then internet porn arrived. And none of them are famous so fuck knows what their names are. I thought Sue Pollard was more your fancy, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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