Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You cheeky fucking slag. I consider myself owed for the loss of my albeit deceptively named intellectual property. You could simply have deleted everything that Evan cunt has ever written, instantly bringing the Song thread into the respectable. Evan, you're fucking brown bread. Hard man, I bet you're a real hard man. Prick. 5 hours ago, Decimus said: It was me and my Quincy With his dungarees and Rollerblades Smoking filter tips reclining in the passenger seat of my supercharged jet black Chevrolet He had the soft top down He liked the wind in his face He said "Son, you ever been to Vegas??" I said "No" he said "that's where we're gonna go, you need a change of pace" And when we hit the strip, with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs he said "I left my wallet in El Segundo" and proceeded to take two grand of mine. We made tracks to the Mandalay Bay hotel Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my Quincy as well. He looked in the passenger seat of my car, and with a smile he said "If your Quincy's got that kind of money sir, and we've got a Quincy bed" Me and Quincy With a dream and a gun Hoping my Quincy don't point that gun at anyone Me and Quincy Like Butch and the Sundance Kid Trying to understand Why he did what he did Why he did what he did And at the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor. He had a room up top with a panoramic view, it's like nothing you've ever seen before. He went to sleep in the bidet, and when he awoke, he ran his little Quincy fingers through the yellow pages called up escort services and ordered some oki doke. Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door In walked this big, bad-ass baboon into my bedroom with 3 monkey whores "Hi, my name is Sunshine. These are my girls. Lace my palm with silver baby oh yeah and they'll rock your world" So I watched pay per view and polished my shoes and my gun Was sticking on Kurt Cobain sing about lithium There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine "What's up?" "You better get your ass in here boy your Quincy is having too much of a good time" Me and my Quincy Drove in search of the sun Me and my Quincy don't point that gun at anyone Me and my Quincy Like Billy the Kid Trying to understand Why he did what he did Why he did what he did Got tickets to see Sheena Easton The Quincy was high Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died We left before encores He couldn't sit still Sheena was a blast baby But my Quincy was ill When I played black jack Kept hittin 23 couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me Or was it my Quincy? I couldn't be sure It's not like you've never seen a Quincy in rollerblades and dungarees before Now don't test my patience cause we're not about to run that's a bad-ass Quincy boy and he's packing a gun "My name is Rodriguez" he says with death in his eye "I've been chasing you for a long time amigos And now your Quincy's gonna die" Me and my Quincy Drove in search of the sun Me and my Quincy We don't want to kill no Mexican But we got ten itchy fingers One thing to declare When the Quincy is high You do not stare You do not stare You do not stare Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican stand off here boy And I ain't about to run Put your gun down boy How did I get mixed up with this fucking Quincy anyhow. Kill yourself, you're a fucking embarrassment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Hard man, I bet you're a real hard man. Prick. Kill yourself, you're a fucking embarrassment. Shut up Ding. Everybody knows you are a poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut up Ding. Everybody knows you are a poof. Is that why you're hard? Thinking of poofs? Quincy, meet Punkape... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut up Ding. Everybody knows you are a poof. Been drinking again QC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm all choked up. Choking on a lung full of spunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Kill yourself, you're a fucking embarrassment. I'm going to take my belt off and give you six of the best, you saucy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 42 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm going to take my belt off and give you six of the best, you saucy cunt. Is this a Bible Belt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm going to take my belt off and give you six of the best, you saucy cunt. That's a bit perverted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm going to take my belt off and give you six of the best, you saucy cunt. So you're homo obsession is taking over. Kill yourself then, freaky cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 48 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: So you're homo obsession is taking over. Kill yourself then, freaky cunt. I can't help it, Ding. It appears that your animal magnetism extends to more than just fictional women. Now show me the fucking goods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I can't help it, Ding. It appears that your animal magnetism extends to more than just fictional women. Now show me the fucking goods. You're too shit to bother with, I'd rather play Chase Me round the sofa with the Corners resident ladyboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 9 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm going to take my belt off and give you six of the best, you saucy cunt. Strangle the little twerp with it when you're done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 17 hours ago, Snatch said: Been drinking again QC? I'm afraid not, despite feeling driven to it by Ding and his God awful shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm afraid not, despite feeling driven to it by Ding and his God awful shite. Maybe you should start. Your posts have been lacking substance of late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Snatch said: Maybe you should start. Your posts have been lacking substance of late. There may be a correlation. What's your excuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Snatch said: Maybe you should start. Your posts have been lacking substance of late. In truth, I was in deepest, foulest Glasgow at the weekend and am subsequently still fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: In truth, I was in deepest, foulest Glasgow at the weekend and am subsequently still fucked. Quincly, are you a Nesquik or a Crusha man? The truth now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 37 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: There may be a correlation. What's your excuse? I don't think myself the top dog here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: I don't think myself the top dog here. Apple is top dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Apple is top dog Is that slang for a depressive cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 40 minutes ago, Snatch said: I don't think myself the top dog here. Does anyone? A questionable position, I'm not sure it's one for the cv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 48 minutes ago, ratcum said: Quincly, are you a Nesquik or a Crusha man? The truth now. I'm not sure what you mean, but I fear either or both might be some faggoty slang for something revolting. Is that it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Does anyone? A questionable position, I'm not sure it's one for the cv. Not really now that cock sucker stickers has been banned again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm not sure what you mean, but I fear either or both might be some faggoty slang for something revolting. Is that it? No, it's just a basic milkshake question which you're already trying to avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 10 hours ago, Snatch said: Is that slang for a depressive cunt? No .. I remember Gibbo from my early days here (2009) .. Gibbo/Apple is Top Dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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