Earl of Punkape Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 I was like over there like when like something like occurred like then me like mate like puked like n like like like........ Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welsh_cunt Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Nearly as bad as Adam Boulton at Sky news um, there's a by-election um which um should um be a safe seat um. Get off my fucking telly you moron. And that fucking terrorist Faisal Islam. How can someone who blinks so often be trusted to inform the people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 This should be like thick cunts who like post like nominations like erm twice on both like forums erm spastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Knees up Mother's Brown Knees up Mother's brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Knees up Mother's Brown Knees up Mother's brown Filthy beast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 We have a similar problem up here in wastelands of the north. Only instead of "like" it's "you know" pronounced "yana". "I was off down the shop the other day, yana, picked up a bag of cat litter and the cunt split on the way home, yana. Decided fuck it I'll just rip up some newspaper for the night, Yana." Yes I do know. You just told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 "Yano wottimeeeen" Cockernee faaakin' rejects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: I was like over there like when like something like occurred like then me like mate like puked like n like like like........ Fuck off. Same people tend to intersperse 'kinda' as well. "I was like going to the shop and like this bloke kinda like bumped into me, an I'm kinda like, what's like going on? It was like kinda like well annoying!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Like is not a word I'd ever think of using in your presence. Despise, detest, hate, abhor and loathe are examples of words that are more likely. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 18 minutes ago, Ape said: Like is not a word I'd ever think of using in your presence. Despise, detest, hate, abhor and loathe are examples of words that are more likely. Fuck off. Flid like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 like punkape erm like is like a fucking erm like spastic ye ken like no what I mean like retarded erm Devil like worshipping erm like cunt like ye ken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Flid like. Flid life like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Knees up mother's brown Knees up mother's brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 9 hours ago, ratcum said: Knees up mother's brown Knees up mother's brown Roll out the barrel We'll have a barrel of fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 On 24/02/2017 at 0:08 PM, Roadkill said: We have a similar problem up here in wastelands of the north. Only instead of "like" it's "you know" pronounced "yana". "I was off down the shop the other day, yana, picked up a bag of cat litter and the cunt split on the way home, yana. Decided fuck it I'll just rip up some newspaper for the night, Yana." Yes I do know. You just told me. Mackems... Ya noah worra meen, like... Had a secretary who said that 50 times a fucking day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Mackems... Ya noah worra meen, like... Had a secretary who said that 50 times a fucking day... What did she nick when you inevitably fired her? Back in the day they'd always go for the CRT PC monitors so they could scrap the copper coils but it's all LCD these days and they're still not starving yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 manc for I beg your pardon old chap .... yerfugginwottmayt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: What did she nick when you inevitably fired her? Back in the day they'd always go for the CRT PC monitors so they could scrap the copper coils but it's all LCD these days and they're still not starving yet. Wasn't me who fired her, she fucked off after having an affair with someone we all thought was a poof... and we thought she was happily married so that was 2 surprises.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 44 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Wasn't me who fired her, she fucked off after having an affair with someone we all thought was a poof... and we thought she was happily married so that was 2 surprises.. The biggest surprise is that you had a secretary or was she just the pool typist that anyone could have a go at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: The biggest surprise is that you had a secretary or was she just the pool typist that anyone could have a go at? Temporary agency cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Wasn't me who fired her, she fucked off after having an affair with someone we all thought was a poof... and we thought she was happily married so that was 2 surprises.. They are a savage and untamed people. You can't expect them to act like rational human beings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Temporary agency cleaner. Ha. Weakest Welsh team I've seen for years. Did your 'boyos' even turn up for the second half? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 3 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: The biggest surprise is that you had a secretary or was she just the pool typist that anyone could have a go at? My secretary, and you could have a go if you wanted, you'd be most welcome, I fucking well wouldn't.... Slap that and ride the ripples... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Wasn't me who fired her, she fucked off after having an affair with someone we all thought was a poof... and we thought she was happily married so that was 2 surprises.. '...fired her'? You mean she returned to school after completing two weeks of work experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 9 hours ago, Wolfie said: '...fired her'? You mean she returned to school after completing two weeks of work experience. Well she only had one kid, so she may have gone back to school, you never know with mackems, if she'd had 2 then I'd be doubtful... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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