Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I reckon she's the sort to wipe east to west, i.e. shit smeared all over her legs and fingers. I'm sure yould be happy to spring out, licking the shite up while jizzing in her cum-blinking eyes. Amen. What a vivid imagination you possess, Fuck your taste in porn you fucking Toby jug look alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Spunk wipes off of waxed jackets very easily. Like spunk off a ducks' back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I reckon she's the sort to wipe east to west, i.e. shit smeared all over her legs and fingers. I'm sure yould be happy to spring out, licking the shite up while jizzing in her cum-blinking eyes. Amen. Scat fetish, Quincy? You must use a dozen different passwords so your partner doesn't see how much of a filthy little clandestine scumbag you really are. I bet when he's gone to bed, you creep downstairs, donning a fresh set of Marigolds and Tesco Value toilet roll, and log-on to the internet's most sleazy, dark and embarrassing sex sites to wank yourself silly until you literally catch fire. Fuck off, you great big wad of inept, benign spunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 4 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Spunk wipes off of waxed jackets very easily. Helpful advice, for Punkers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 On 24/02/2017 at 11:48 AM, Wolfie said: Scat fetish, Quincy? You must use a dozen different passwords so your partner doesn't see how much of a filthy little clandestine scumbag you really are. I bet when he's gone to bed, you creep downstairs, donning a fresh set of Marigolds and Tesco Value toilet roll, and log-on to the internet's most sleazy, dark and embarrassing sex sites to wank yourself silly until you literally catch fire. Fuck off, you great big wad of inept, benign spunk. That would have been perfect, had you not used the word "literally".... back in a sec, just need to clean some coffee of the screen... cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: That would have been perfect, had you not used the word "literally".... back in a sec, just need to clean some coffee of the screen... cunt. "off" not "of". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 On 2/23/2017 at 7:50 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Maybe I'll slit your fucking throat from east to west you dog fucking little twat Gyps, I thought you lot were about curses and vexations? Why don't you get a lock o fhis hair and curse him to where it falls out of his head and grows like mad out of his ears and nose, and off his back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Gyps, I thought you lot were about curses and vexations? Why don't you get a lock o fhis hair and curse him to where it falls out of his head and grows like mad out of his ears and nose, and off his back? Or so that it grows down his airways and into his lungs thereby suffocating the useless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: Or so that it grows down his airways and into his lungs thereby suffocating the useless cunt. I was going on hope that the mange problem from which he chronically suffers would make him a target of local children mocking and ridiculing him mercilessly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Gyps, I thought you lot were about curses and vexations? Why don't you get a lock o fhis hair and curse him to where it falls out of his head and grows like mad out of his ears and nose, and off his back? I can't even remember who it was I threatened. I think I was in a bad mood because I banged my bare foot against the door frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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