Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Last one from the vaults.... In the air tonight Punkape feels men coming in his hair tonight Oh lord Frank is feeling bollocks on his chin tonight Oh lord Punkape's waiting patiently for men tonight Oh lord, oh lord. If you told me you were drowning I would throw you a lead weight We have heard your shit before of HIV and more And we all guessed that you're not straight You will never know who those strangers were You pleasured at the glory hole There were so many there all coming in your hair You are a cottaging bukkake fool! Punkape's feeling bollocks on his chin tonight Oh lord etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't take that shit Quincey! He's fucking thrashing you! He has tertiary AIDS.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: He has tertiary AIDS.... Your aids has downs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Your usual verbose meanderings have an implied reticence and a serene insouciance. Your suspect countenance is a constipated shadow of subliminal indecency. Lol. You tell them Punkly! They're like so many worms in some soil somwehere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, Noakes said: Last one from the vaults.... In the air tonight Punkape feels men coming in his hair tonight Oh lord Frank is feeling bollocks on his chin tonight Oh lord Punkape's waiting patiently for men tonight Oh lord, oh lord. If you told me you were drowning I would throw you a lead weight We have heard your shit before of HIV and more And we all guessed that you're not straight You will never know who those strangers were You pleasured at the glory hole There were so many there all coming in your hair You are a cottaging bukkake fool! Punkape's feeling bollocks on his chin tonight Oh lord etc Noakes's literary repetoire concentrates on homosexual gibberish lamely repeated with a perverse detailing of the sick physicality of the depravity.His obsession with his own twisted morality can be cured only with his own repentance and embracement of A Christian code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Noakes said: Last one from the vaults.... In the air tonight Punkape feels men coming in his hair tonight Oh lord Frank is feeling bollocks on his chin tonight Oh lord Punkape's waiting patiently for men tonight Oh lord, oh lord. If you told me you were drowning I would throw you a lead weight We have heard your shit before of HIV and more And we all guessed that you're not straight You will never know who those strangers were You pleasured at the glory hole There were so many there all coming in your hair You are a cottaging bukkake fool! Punkape's feeling bollocks on his chin tonight Oh lord etc Out of likes you rotten motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Noakes's literary repetoire concentrates on homosexual gibberish lamely repeated with a perverse detailing of the sick physicality of the depravity.His obsession with his own twisted morality can be cured only with his own repentance and embracement of A Christian code. All that arse rapping you underwent did the trick for you then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Out of likes you rotten motherfucker Cretin. Who cares ? How's the gay dogging going ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 20 minutes ago, Noakes said: Last one from the vaults.... In the air tonight Punkape feels men coming in his hair tonight Oh lord Frank is feeling bollocks on his chin tonight Oh lord Punkape's waiting patiently for men tonight Oh lord, oh lord. If you told me you were drowning I would throw you a lead weight We have heard your shit before of HIV and more And we all guessed that you're not straight You will never know who those strangers were You pleasured at the glory hole There were so many there all coming in your hair You are a cottaging bukkake fool! Punkape's feeling bollocks on his chin tonight Oh lord etc Noakes's literary repetoire concentrates on homosexual gibberish lamely repeated with a perverse detailing of the sick physicality of the depravity.His obsession with his own twisted morality can be cured only with his own repentance and embracement of a Christian code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Are you still giving blow-jobs behind the bins at Kings Cross ? High quality ones. Only an extra tenner for 'teeth out'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Thank to Noakes, one of my favorites My old mans a dust man: Punkape had a party and all the poofs were there A lot of bodily fluids freely they did share They didn't use protection nor take it seriously Now they all have STI's with AIDS and HIV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Thank to Noakes, one of my favorites My old mans a dust man: Punkape had a party and all the poofs were there A lot of bodily fluids freely they did share They didn't use protection nor take it seriously Now they all have STI's with AIDS and HIV I'll bet you learnt that from one of your "cabin crew" bum chums..... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 God save the queen: Punkape's a tired old queen He stole Frank's Vaseline And put sand in it. Now his cocks red and raw Franks arse is really sore Now they have to go to A&E Punkapes's still a queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Thanks. I was hoping you'd topped yourself. Fuck off yourself. Since you're (supposedly) going shooting anyway, be a good sport and turn the gun on yourself. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: I wouldn't be seen dead in some disgusting, chavy, Yorkshire mill town hellhole. So you're still hiding behind the large bins at the local KFC to avoid being seen? Good for you Punky! You've mastered how not to be seen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: I wouldn't be seen dead in some disgusting, chavy, Yorkshire mill town hellhole. It's certainly the outcome I'm hoping for from your upcoming shooting trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 34 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: So you're still hiding behind the large bins at the local KFC to avoid being seen? Good for you Punky! You've mastered how not to be seen.... Outstanding choice of video Wiz, 'upper class twit of the year' would also be rather apt, and bang on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 I think I can finally scupper Punkies theory that people who don't have a barber are cunts..if they don't have a barber they will have long hair and a beard.... you nominated Jesus as a cunt Punkers! You did and now you can't take it back! Fucking Christians, I've shit 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Drew, Eric...I'm out of likes. IOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 If you're going hunting then the only jacket you need Punkly is the good old Fish Tail Parka, complete with full Mod regalia. The fish tail detail is also useful for your mates to allow them easy passage to bum your twitching corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: If you're going hunting then the only jacket you need Punkly is the good old Fish Tail Parka, complete with full Mod regalia. The fish tail detail is also useful for your mates to allow them easy passage to bum your twitching corpse. Crotchless combat trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Noakes's literary repetoire concentrates on homosexual gibberish lamely repeated with a perverse detailing of the sick physicality of the depravity.His obsession with his own twisted morality can be cured only with his own repentance and embracement of A Christian code. What a load or stupendously ridiculous wank! You seriously need to loosen up a bit, go and knock one out over the altar you, anally retentive (in your dreams oh stretched one) hiv, hepatitis b + c, streptococcal myolosis carrying, box dwelling, god bothering freak. Fuck off Lol Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Noakes said: What a load or stupendously ridiculous wank! You seriously need to loosen up a bit, go and knock one out over the altar you, anally retentive (in your dreams oh stretched one) hiv, hepatitis b + c, streptococcal myolosis carrying, box dwelling, god bothering freak. Fuck off Lol Cunt. Your knowledge of the gay scene is obviously down to your total wholehearted immersion in the culture and the appalling physical dimensions. You must repent and get the surgery reversed. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Barbour jackets are now outdated .. in any event they had become as common and vulgar as they were being worn by the hoi polloi of whom @Punkape is an especially low .. indeed under-class example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Drew, Eric...I'm out of likes. IOU. You add nothing to this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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