Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 I've had numerous Barbour jackets over the years and I recently bought a Barbour Gilet in Wilmslow. A Barbour is essential wear for the country, shooting, the rugby club, the races and most outdoor occasions.They are reassuringly up market,warm and waterproof. I shall be wearing mine at Twickenham on Sunday when we slaughter the Italians. Only cunts don't have a Barbour.Such morons wander around in anoraks and tracksuit tops. Scruffy sods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 The only clothes you own are stolen from outside charity shops. You fucking urchin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, deebom said: The only clothes you own are stolen from outside charity shops. You fucking urchin. In your rare lucid moments between fixes you probably wander into Dorothy Perkins to shoplift your cheap apparel..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've had numerous Barbour jackets over the years and I recently bought a Barbour Gilet in Wilmslow. A Barbour is essential wear for the country, shooting, the rugby club, the races and most outdoor occasions.They are reassuringly up market,warm and waterproof. I shall be wearing mine at Twickenham on Sunday when we slaughter the Italians. Only cunts don't have a Barbour.Such morons wander around in anoraks and tracksuit tops. Scruffy sods. You dirty fucking A.W.O.L. cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 If you wore barbour at a Castleford home game, you'd get the shit kicked out of you and relieved of the said garment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've had numerous Barbour jackets over the years and I recently bought a Barbour Gilet in Wilmslow. A Barbour is essential wear for the country, shooting, the rugby club, the races and most outdoor occasions.They are reassuringly up market,warm and waterproof. I shall be wearing mine at Twickenham on Sunday when we slaughter the Italians. Only cunts don't have a Barbour.Such morons wander around in anoraks and tracksuit tops. Scruffy sods. Good nom Punky, they are indeed scruffy trainer wearing chavs. I have a couple of Barbours including an International for wearing on the Harley. I also have a couple of Musto jackets, one for shooting and an offshore jacket for when on the boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 (edited) Welcome back Punky. I have 2 of the Barbor huskies which are a bit expensive at £80 for a lightly quilted anorak but they were both presents. The worst thing about them is the fucking name 'Barbor' emblazoned on the front left hand pocket in bright fucking yellow cotton. The fucking free advertising cunts plus, if I'm being totally honest, they make me look a bit of a cunt too. Edited February 20, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps Barbor? fucking fakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Welcome back Punky. I have 2 of the Barbor huskies which are a bit expensive at £80 for a lightly quilted anorak but they were both presents. The worst thing about them is the fucking name 'Barbor' emblazoned on the front left hand pocket in bright fucking yellow cotton. The fucking free advertising cunts plus, if I'm being totally honest, they make me look a bit of a cunt too. I think yours are fake. Mine has a "Barbour" label on the front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Good nom Punky, they are indeed scruffy trainer wearing chavs. I have a couple of Barbours including an International for wearing on the Harley. I also have a couple of Musto jackets, one for shooting and an offshore jacket for when on the boat. I recently bought a Musto and use it for golf.An excellent make and hardily made.I have plenty of money so I'm going to get another from The House of Bruar. I'm off up to the Highlands golfing and shooting soon..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Barbour is indeed an excellent brand; its iconic jackets can be re-proofed via the application of heated wax. May I ask Punkers, have you re-waxed yours by using the same product you apply to 'bikini wax' your Italian boyfriend's hairy arse cheeks? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Punky, you dreadful little cunt - welcome back, and fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I recently bought a Musto and use it for golf.An excellent make and hardily made.I have plenty of money so I'm going to get another from The House of Bruar. I'm off up to the Highlands golfing and shooting soon..... lol. Yes that will be great, I bought a Harkila pro hunter for stalking that's a very good jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you wore barbour at a Castleford home game, you'd get the shit kicked out of you and relieved of the said garment I wouldn't be seen dead in some disgusting, chavy, Yorkshire mill town hellhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Punky, you dreadful little cunt - welcome back, and fuck off. Thanks. I was hoping you'd topped yourself. Fuck off yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Yes that will be great, I bought a Harkila pro hunter for stalking that's a very good jacket. Is that a Finnish or Swedish make? They have that in that in Bruar as well....it looks like good gear..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Thanks. I was hoping you'd topped yourself. Fuck off yourself. I have to confess I was hoping you'd died horribly in an alcohol-induced Ranger Rover crash. Anyway, now that you're back, I hope you soon die horribly in an alcohol-induced Range Rover crash, and that the only thing holding your shattered body together is your Barbour Gilet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: I wouldn't be seen dead in some disgusting, chavy, Yorkshire mill town hellhole. You would if you wore your barbour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: In your rare lucid moments between fixes you probably wander into Dorothy Perkins to shoplift your cheap apparel..... lol. I guarantee that every single thing I own is of superior quality to anything you have begged for or stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Is that a Finnish or Swedish make? They have that in that in Bruar as well....it looks like good gear..... Danish I think, very good quality but can be rather stiff when new, needs a bit of wearing-in before you spend a whole day in one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 38 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've had numerous Barbour jackets over the years and I recently bought a Barbour Gilet in Wilmslow. A Barbour is essential wear for the country, shooting, the rugby club, the races and most outdoor occasions.They are reassuringly up market,warm and waterproof. I shall be wearing mine at Twickenham on Sunday when we slaughter the Italians. Only cunts don't have a Barbour.Such morons wander around in anoraks and tracksuit tops. Scruffy sods. Percussion Rambouillet. Far superior for shooting purposes. And timberlands on the mud, not the faggy brogues that the pseudo aristocracy favour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: I recently bought a Musto and use it for golf.An excellent make and hardily made.I have plenty of money so I'm going to get another from The House of Bruar. I'm off up to the Highlands golfing and shooting soon..... lol. Do you still sit outside Alderley Edge Station asking people if they have got any spare change? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: I have to confess I was hoping you'd died horribly in an alcohol-induced Ranger Rover crash. Anyway, now that you're back, I hope you soon die horribly in an alcohol-induced Range Rover crash, and that the only thing holding your shattered body together is your Barbour Gilet. Ape, judging by your avatar, it appears that we are considerably richer than YOW! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: Is that a Finnish or Swedish make? I expect you're more familiar with Regulation of London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Why have you not died of aids yet? We were told the other prisoners, in that Maroccan jail you have been in recently, passed you round like a toy. Now do something to get banned again you closetted, Father's favourite choir boy. If you want to know how mosf of us feel about you look through the cunting through song thread. Then shoot yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, Noakes said: Why have you not died of aids yet? We were told the other prisoners, in that Maroccan jail you have been in recently, passed you round like a toy. Now do something to get banned again you closetted, Father's favourite choir boy. If you want to know how mosf of us feel about you look through the cunting through song thread. Then shoot yourself. IOU a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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