Guest HizerKite Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Internet pages for weirdos and fat women who are unable to meet people in the real world (including me). The women on these sites constantly complain about men looking for just one thing - it's an internet site you silly cunt! That's what blokes use it for. Half the women on there have semi naked photos of themselves then moan about someone asking how big their tits are! Cunts! Oh and I'm not really a new user, I was on this site 10 years ago when it was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, HizerKite said: Oh and I'm not really a new user, I was on this site 10 years ago when it was funny! It must have been absolutely fucking hilarious with gems like this being churned out by comedic geniuses like you. What's next in your arsenal of stating the fucking obvious? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, HizerKite said: Oh and I'm not really a new user, I was on this site 10 years ago when it was funny! I see you've rolled back the years with your post. Yet another feather in the cap for the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HizerKite Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 At least the abuse hasn't changed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, HizerKite said: Oh and I'm not really a new user, I was on this site 10 years ago when it was funny! Why did you leave? Did you get a knock back off Punkape? Anyway, you came back. You didn't need to. Plenty of fish etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, HizerKite said: At least the abuse hasn't changed You needn't have said you were borne from funnier times. I'm sure your comments would have demonstrated this at some point in the coming decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HizerKite Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Why did you leave? Did you get a knock back off Punkape? Anyway, you came back. You didn't need to. Plenty of fish etc. I just got bored of the page as was losing its shine (good to see it hasn't returned).. Is Cat Woman still on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: It must have been absolutely fucking hilarious with gems like this being churned out by comedic geniuses like you. What's next in your arsenal of stating the fucking obvious? You forgot to tell him to fuck off, or are you leaving that to your mate Bubba The Butt Basher. sssssssssssssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, HizerKite said: I just got bored of the page as was losing its shine (good to see it hasn't returned).. Is Cat Woman still on here? Never heard of him. A thick cunt would look at the list of members currently active. I'm on your side though, nostalgia ain't what it used to be so man up and make the most of what's available. Or fuck off until 2027. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 24 minutes ago, HizerKite said: Internet pages for weirdos and fat women who are unable to meet people in the real world (including me). The women on these sites constantly complain about men looking for just one thing - it's an internet site you silly cunt! That's what blokes use it for. Half the women on there have semi naked photos of themselves then moan about someone asking how big their tits are! Cunts! Oh and I'm not really a new user, I was on this site 10 years ago when it was funny! Did they used to drink bleach 10 years ago?. Anyway, welcome to the site (again). For good old fashioned straight advice you won't do better than to ask me. If you want to know about boring things, like caravanning and shit watches, consult Ape. Ignore the rest, they are two faced cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Did they used to drink bleach 10 years ago?. Anyway, welcome to the site (again). For good old fashioned straight advice you won't do better than to ask me. If you want to know about boring things, like caravanning and shit watches, consult Ape. Ignore the rest, they are two faced cunts. Says some Gallic moon howler with more faces than the town hall clock. Back on topic. Who needs internet dating sites? They are for losers. I always relied on alcohol and my scintillating personality. Oh, and Rohypnol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: A thick cunt would look at the list of members currently active. You'd think so, wouldn't you? Let's give the benefit of the doubt and assume his computer failed at that very moment, because it's been overloaded with images of fat birds with big tits from dating sites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: You'd think so, wouldn't you? Let's give the benefit of the doubt and assume his computer failed at that very moment, because it's been overloaded with images of fat birds with big tits from dating sites. Every time I upload my photo onto Elite Singles, it changes to one of George Clooney. Strange that, must get it fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: Every time I upload my photo onto Elite Singles, it changes to one of George Clooney. Strange that, must get it fixed. I can't imagine they'd be disappointed in the flesh, not with your personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 25 minutes ago, Manky said: Every time I upload my photo onto Elite Singles, it changes to one of George Clooney. Strange that, must get it fixed. Have you tried clicking the 'heterosexual' option when completing your profile? That might fix it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 58 minutes ago, HizerKite said: I just got bored of the page as was losing its shine (good to see it hasn't returned).. Is Cat Woman still on here? You came here looking for wimin? seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Did they used to drink bleach 10 years ago?. Anyway, welcome to the site (again). For good old fashioned straight advice you won't do better than to ask me. If you want to know about boring things, like caravanning and shit watches, consult Ape. Ignore the rest, they are two faced cunts. Here is a real rolex, just for #ape all the way from the 'exclusive' resort of goa, although £2300 buys 11 days in the sun for 2 people. www.4GP.ME/ba3s/1487523498514.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 I like fat women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 2 hours ago, HizerKite said: I just got bored of the page as was losing its shine (good to see it hasn't returned).. Is Cat Woman still on here? She outgrew us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It must have been absolutely fucking hilarious with gems like this being churned out by comedic geniuses like you. What's next in your arsenal of stating the fucking obvious? Another like owed. 10 years ago? How old is this site then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 I've been here 5 yrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Have you tried clicking the 'heterosexual' option when completing your profile? That might fix it. The strength of my manliness permeates the tinterweb. If a lady logs on to the same website as me, she starts dripping like a fucked fridge. Some of us just have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 38 minutes ago, Eddie said: Here is a real rolex, just for #ape all the way from the 'exclusive' resort of goa, although £2300 buys 11 days in the sun for 2 people. www.4GP.ME/ba3s/1487523498514.jpg No, it's not got to Eddie one little bit. Nope, not one iota. Lmfao you funny little man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: No, it's not got to Eddie one little bit. Nope, not one iota. Lmfao you funny little man. Lol, do you have anything else to post a picture off you actually do possess?, I feel your shame, what a wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 2 hours ago, HizerKite said: I just got bored of the page as was losing its shine (good to see it hasn't returned).. Is Cat Woman still on here? thecatwoman fucked off (or got fucked off, not exactly sure which, probably a bit of both) a couple of years back. Pen's still banging on about trains, though, and Gibson hasn't changed the record in the last decade either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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