Wolfie Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 51 minutes ago, Snatch said: I think you'll find that the electrics are made in Japan,a lot of parts in Taiwan and an EVO engine that was designed by Porsche because the Yanks are too thick to design an air cooled V-Twin motor from aluminium. A lot of imported parts that are just put together in Milwaukee. The American dream? Load of shite. Concurred. Take the archetypal Ford Transit: put together in Britain with imported components from China and South Africa. Not so British after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 32 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: The Yanks designed the rocket that got them to the moon .. wait a minute ... I wish you were on the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: The Yanks designed the rocket that got them to the moon .. wait a minute ... That will be Werner von Braun who was the Chief architect,without whom they would never of made it. So not strictly American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 19 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: It's been a while so have a look at a real motorbike, an expensive weekend toy but I can afford it. Mine's got straight through screaming eagle pipes that set off car alarms in the street. Fuck off. That, is a fucking monstrosity. I fucking detest Harleys almost as much as I fucking detest you. Fuck off you utter, utter fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 19 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: It's been a while so have a look at a real motorbike, an expensive weekend toy but I can afford it. Mine's got straight through screaming eagle pipes that set off car alarms in the street. Fuck off. Beautiful fat boy, mine is the 1548 model, screaming eagle exhausts, white with sissy bar and front screen. Don't worry ape i will take a photo of it asap and post, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 19 hours ago, deebom said: My mate Dave recently bought a Harly. He bought a flop top BMW too. He's 41 years old, and lives in a bedsit... You have a mate! ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 19 hours ago, Wolfie said: Beautiful machine. And that's all very well, but it's made in Milwaukee – which means it's indisputably been put together by black people somewhere along the production line. Similarly to the dilapidated Ford factory in Detroit, does this mean it's at risk of putting you in danger via poor workmanship? We are aware of this so they are rigorously inspected before any white people are allowed to take possession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: Beautiful fat boy, mine is the 1548 model, screaming eagle exhausts, white with sissy bar and front screen. Don't worry ape i will take a photo of it asap and post, lol. Don't bother - it'll only confirm what I already know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 19 hours ago, Manky said: Isn't the highest mortality rate for middle aged men revisiting their youth with powerful bikes? That's very true, but they are mainly guys that go and buy an 150 bhp R1 at 50 years old when their last bike was a 30 bhp honda when they were 20. Luckily I've always had bikes as well as cars and boats etc so rest assured old IKTC isnt in that catagory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Don't bother - it'll only confirm what I already know. It's no bother ape, I enjoy it, lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 18 hours ago, Bubba C said: Eavans, you'll soon realise that IKTC is the stupidest cunt the corner has ever seen. When he's not regaling us with stories about his Georgian mansion (then letting slip that he actually lives with his mum), he's posting up amazing pictures of bikes he finds cool; straight off Google. He can't post photos of his 'own' bikes as he doesn't have any as he lives with his mum. He truly is dreadful in every way. Any chance you could knock up a little ditty about him on the song thread? How's the remedial class coming along taffy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 How the fuck this thread ending up about shit bikes and their riders, is any cunts guess, but ALL BIKES and their riders are a fucking menace. Unwashed filthy cretins, weaving in and out of traffic like leather-cloned buffoons, all for the sensation of feeling something warm and throbbing... Gaysters, the lot of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: It's no bother ape, I enjoy it, lol You're a strange little man if you get pleasure from sending pictures of things you supposedly own to an anonymous ID on an Internet forum. You're probably very short in stature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: You're a strange little man if you get pleasure from sending pictures of things you supposedly own to an anonymous ID on an Internet forum. You're probably very short in stature. Why didn't you hit the like button for your personalised picture ape?, i know you looked, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 19 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: How's the remedial class coming along taffy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Do you want to see a picture you Cwmbran dwelling idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 20 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: It's been a while so have a look at a real motorbike, an expensive weekend toy but I can afford it. Mine's got straight through screaming eagle pipes that set off car alarms in the street. Fuck off. One like this.... mmmmmwwwwahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: That's very true, but they are mainly guys that go and buy an 150 bhp R1 at 50 years old when their last bike was a 30 bhp honda when they were 20. Luckily I've always had bikes as well as cars and boats etc so rest assured old IKTC isnt in that catagory. I ride a pushbike therefore you, with all your polluting machines are clearly an enemy of this planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: I ride a pushbike therefore you, with all your polluting machines are clearly an enemy of this planet. I take it that you're a Dope Peddler then. You fucking lot are even worse! The Insects of The Highways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I take it that you're a Dope Peddler then. You fucking lot are even worse! The Insects of The Highways. I am Cycleman. The ninja hero of the bike lanes. Fuck motorists. Lazy, thoughtless planet destroying cunts. (Except taxi driver at 11pm on Fridays) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Unfortunately people telling lies for financial gain is common in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 15 hours ago, Manky said: I ride a pushbike therefore you, with all your polluting machines are clearly an enemy of this planet. I hate cunts on pushbikes, they don't stop at red lights then have the fucking cheek to expect car drivers to stop when they want to ride across pedestrian crossings. Cunts everyone of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 2 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: I hate cunts on pushbikes, they don't stop at red lights then have the fucking cheek to expect car drivers to stop when they want to ride across pedestrian crossings. Cunts everyone of them. All regulations are advisory for cyclists except Rule 1 which says "Every motorist is a cunt and must be treated like one" The 3 most famous cyclists in the UK, Boris, me and some bloke called Bradley all agree with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Are they planning to do some shit drama about Bernard Matthews next week? Is he the father, given his expertise in poultry husbandry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Also, motorbikes are for fucking losers. Middle aged men pretending they are hard for riding around on some hideous piece of shit with some faggy name like 'Fatboy' or 'Chopper'. A bunch of try-hard Walter Mitty cunts who want to pretend they are outlaws on the weekend but do a shit office job the rest of the time. Genuinely successful people don't ride around on shitty motorbikes with 'screaming pipes' and chrome everywhere. Only losers who were rejected too many times by women decide to try and cultivate this pathetic road pirate image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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