Cap'n Cunt Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 I only really smoke baccy when I'm smoking ganje so it's quite entertaining to have some funny pictures to giggle at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. A compromise may be needed here, so far as fags are concerned. Have you considered not giving and just receiving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. Fuck me! Monopoly has changed?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 This one is my favourite. As you can see the person on the left is enjoying a far more healthy lifestyle because they don't smoke: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: This one is my favourite. As you can see the person on the left is enjoying a far more healthy lifestyle because they don't smoke: Er...they've both had their lungs fully removed so are both fucking deadly dead. So much for the healthy lifestyle cunt. At least the bloke(?) on the right managed a fag or two to pass the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Piston said: Er...they've both had their lungs fully removed so are both fucking deadly dead. So much for the healthy lifestyle cunt. At least the bloke(?) on the right managed a fag or two to pass the time. Piston, you're not welcome here. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 They don't make them like this any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. You sure it's an anus? I think it's Frankie Howard saying "Ooooh titter ye not". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: They don't make them like this any more. What? Unfiltered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 I wonder how Punkers got them to place a pic of his ring on fag packets? It's all a bit strange if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Isn't Punkie a fag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. If you don't get cancer, you'll at least get some posh pricey porn out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 11 hours ago, deebom said: I wonder how Punkers got them to place a pic of his ring on fag packets? It's all a bit strange if you ask me. There's no way that's punkers ring piece, it would have a 5 iron poking out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 18 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. Is this Patsy Kensit's ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: There's no way that's punkers ring piece, it would have a 5 iron poking out. It would have an entire fucking golf bag poking out, and you'd still be able to fit a few dozen hamsters up the sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Are Pall Mall implying that you would have to resort to male prostitution to fund your addiction? That is seriously low, even for a cancer stick manufacturer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 On 14/02/2017 at 4:02 PM, Cap'n Cunt said: I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Is this Patsy Kensit's ass? Daniella Westbrooks nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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