Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Listen to you wankers. How many of you cunts have been here, rather than "a mate I knew went there once"....? At least you keyboard expert whingeing gobshites are over there. We already have enough of you cunts here as it is! 31 and sunny here in Melbourne today. Shove that up your arse. Fuck off! I was defending your natural wonders! I'm waiting for Bindi Irwin to hit legal age and do a nude photoshoot on the back of Aggro the croc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Hmm...I must respectfully disagree with some of the assessments of Ozzy shielas....being a fan of certain sports in which women excel, I can offer some examples of top shelf Aussie minge. Michelle Jenneke....who can forget that little warm up routine of hers before a race? . She'd fucking get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Just now, Neil said: She'd fucking get it Several times! She'd be doing her little dance not to get ready for the hurdles but because she'll be walking off step. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 35 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Listen to you wankers. How many of you cunts have been here, rather than "a mate I knew went there once"....? At least you keyboard expert whingeing gobshites are over there. We already have enough of you cunts here as it is! 31 and sunny here in Melbourne today. Shove that up your arse. Not quite sure you got the point of the nom. Anyway, don't you have some backpackers that need picking up in your Yute before being put into slave labour on your farm/murdered? Still, Axl Rose has a sense of humour, eh? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-38973685 Bonzer! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Listen to you wankers. How many of you cunts have been here, rather than "a mate I knew went there once"....? At least you keyboard expert whingeing gobshites are over there. We already have enough of you cunts here as it is! 31 and sunny here in Melbourne today. Shove that up your arse. No offence intended to you, Southern. I'm sure individual Australians are absolutely fucking capital. It's the retarded spastics in this country who get my goat. They seem to equate the increased cancerous properties of ultra violet light with happiness, be it lounging in Nice whilst being molested by Withers, or slowly boiling to death in a tin roofed prefab on the outskirts of Sydney, whilst trying to convince their relatives back home that the move from their four bed cottage in the Cotswold's was the best decision they'd ever made. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Hmm...I must respectfully disagree with some of the assessments of Ozzy shielas....being a fan of certain sports in which women excel, I can offer some examples of top shelf Aussie minge. Michelle Jenneke....who can forget that little warm up routine of hers before a race? Then the lovely and talented Stephanie Rice... Plenty where they came from! Put it away Neil, you creepy cunt! The one in the red has balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: Listen to you wankers. How many of you cunts have been here, rather than "a mate I knew went there once"....? At least you keyboard expert whingeing gobshites are over there. We already have enough of you cunts here as it is! 31 and sunny here in Melbourne today. Shove that up your arse. That maybe so but on the downside you have that fucking bint Collette Mann. Is she still acting the retard on aussie tv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The one in the red has balls The one in red can swim like a shark! Those aren't bollocks, Gyps, just well defined flaps! Know the toe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Decimus said: There's normally at least a couple of these in any typical workplace. Absolute fucking bores, who have watched a couple of episodes of Neighbours and now want to leave everything behind to go get bitten on the arse by a fucking funnel web spider in a desolate fucking shithole. They'll tell you at least five times a day about how it's a "better quality of life Down Under", but can't actually qualify that statement. If you ask them to, they just throw in a couple of disjointed sentences and constantly repeat the words "Down Under", which in itself is a phrase only used by simpletons. Despite living in the worlds fifth largest economy, which is culturally and politically at the centre of the world, they are under the impression that living in a fucking desert that is 10 years behind the U.K. in most aspects, is preferable to being here. Throw yourselves on the fucking barbie, you deluded, Fosters drinking cunts. Downs under. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Downs under. Don't get them mixed up with New Flidland or they'll have one of their "episodes". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: Don't get them mixed up with New Flidland or they'll have one of their "episodes". I'm not entirely on board, what with your harsh treatment earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm not entirely on board, what with your harsh treatment earlier. I apologise. I know my verbal attacks are some of the most effective on here and I should have considered that before using my powers on someone who wasn't Welsh_cunt For what it's worth I hope you can make it through the years of crippling depression that will be the result of exposure to such a verbal onslaught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I apologise. I know my verbal attacks are some of the most effective on here and I should have considered that before using my powers on someone who wasn't Welsh_cunt For what it's worth I hope you can make it through the years of crippling depression that will be the result of exposure to such a verbal onslaught. RK, that's a little less apologetic that one could ideally hope for. Would you not be better offering a little sugar with this sort of medicine ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: RK, that's a little less apologetic that one could ideally hope for. Would you not be better offering a little sugar with this sort of medicine ? Sorry, Quincy, but I'm so sweet I'd make you diabetic. Anything you stick in me will fall right off an I'd have to incinerate it as a biohazard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: No offence intended to you, Southern. I'm sure individual Australians are absolutely fucking capital. It's the retarded spastics in this country who get my goat. They seem to equate the increased cancerous properties of ultra violet light with happiness, be it lounging in Nice whilst being molested by Withers, or slowly boiling to death in a tin roofed prefab on the outskirts of Sydney, whilst trying to convince their relatives back home that the move from their four bed cottage in the Cotswold's was the best decision they'd ever made. Sort that Eddie out. Must I withdraw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 44 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The one in red can swim like a shark! Those aren't bollocks, Gyps, just well defined flaps! Know the toe! Her mound is an exact scale replica of Ayers Rock,( or Ularu, before some cunt starts bleating on about showing respect for Abos'). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Sorry, Quincy, but I'm so sweet I'd make you diabetic. Anything you stick in me will fall right off an I'd have to incinerate it as a biohazard. Use less words; and those you do- make them less shite than this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 23 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Don't get them mixed up with New Flidland or they'll have one of their "episodes". Or Spazmania. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Use less words; and those you do- make them less shite than this. Fucking hypocrite. At least I don't repeat myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fucking hypocrite. At least I don't repeat myself. Enlarge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Enlarge Enhance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fucking hypocrite. At least I don't repeat myself. Would you have me fuck offa here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Her mound is an exact scale replica of Ayers Rock,( or Ularu, before some cunt starts bleating on about showing respect for Abos'). Is that where all those school girls went up and never came back down? And it's 'Uterus' not Ularu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Is that where all those school girls went up and never came back down? Yeah. And where that woman murdered her baby and tried to get away with it by saying a Dingo ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah. And where that woman murdered her baby and tried to get away with it by saying a Dingo ate it. And all that went on up her cunny? Respect sister, respect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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