Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Silence, slag. Make some noise, Wimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not sure. Roadkill and Decs are the experts on the 'Borg collective' round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: The cunt's got his feet on back to front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: 'Drunken pointy headed man can't keep his hands off of the sexiest pair of feet I've ever seen'. (I'm not normally into feet, but that birds tootsies and ankles are sexy as fuck). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: Lol do you BBQ in your tenement flat? Although I would wager like all fat people waddling around in conditions above 20 Celsius you smell like fried onions. He's very popular in his staff canteen. His workmates sit next to him to prevent flies landing upon their packed lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Drunken pointy headed man can't keep his hands off of the sexiest pair of feet I've ever seen'. (I'm not normally into feet, but that birds tootsies and ankles are sexy as fuck). I'd retract that. The rest of the body belongs to Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Those buns... He truly is one of the most gifted actors alive today: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'd retract that. The rest of the body belongs to Punkape. Thanks for ruining my fantasy! I'd just begun to visualise the top of her thighs and all was going well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Those buns... He truly is one of the most gifted actors alive today: I used to think he had gravitas and dignity, but then the world invented social media. I think I like him a little bit more for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 21 hours ago, ratcum said: You say this but it's unlikely to actually happen. Giving employees nut based remuneration will not see their wholesale replacement with haplorhine or hominid primates. How would they know where to go or perform the tasks of the previous incumbents? Monkey see, monkey do. (Apart from sea monkeys, who do fuck all) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 24 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Make some noise, Wimp. Why not find some scrawny, unwanted brats to hose down with icy cold water. Tough guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: I used to think he had gravitas and dignity, but then the world invented social media. I think I like him a little bit more for it. Ditto. Him and Ian McKellen are both lovable loonies. Unlike modern day English actors who are just boring charisma deprived twats, e.g. Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hardy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I used to think he had gravitas and dignity, but then the world invented social media. I think I like him a little bit more for it. He's decent. Albeit a roaring, cheesy cunt but is decent. Green Room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Ditto. Him and Ian McKellen are both lovable loonies. Unlike modern day English actors who are just boring charisma deprived twats, e.g. Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hardy Orlando Bloom. What a big lisping ponce. Fuck off orlando. I wish you were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Orlando Bloom. What a big lisping ponce. Fuck off orlando. I wish you were dead. Indeed. Although he did bitch slap Bieber that one time, which is always a point towards someone in my book. Can't help but think if it had been someone who wasn't built like a willowy 12 year old girl the outcome would have been far more satisfying however... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Orlando Bloom. What a big lisping ponce. Fuck off orlando. I wish you were dead. Not as big-a-cunt as Walton Goggins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 26 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Monkey see, monkey do. (Apart from sea monkeys, who do fuck all) silly sod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 On 10/02/2017 at 6:40 PM, Wolfie said: A successful career at The Sun surely awaits, 'eveans. More likely a dog dirt dotted council cemetery, in the pissing rain, with no cunt there, apart from his sniggering children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not as big-a-cunt as Walton Goggins Stop there stubby. Leave Goggins out of this. He's fucking top quality in everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Stop there stubby. Leave Goggins out of this. He's fucking top quality in everything. He was the most skilled female actor in Sons of Anarchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Are you fucking blind, fucking stupid, or both? Even though I've just stated that I was quoting figures and posting to prove a point, I can never resist a chance to make you look like a retarded cunt. https://www.ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/employmentandemployeetypes/bulletins/uklabourmarket/jan2017 8.89 million people economically inactive i.e. not working or claiming benefits. Don't fuck with me, boy, you haven't got the brain for it. Done. You do realise that most of those are housewives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 25 minutes ago, Roadkill said: He was the most skilled female actor in Sons of Anarchy. Venus Van Damme- very very wrong. Still better than that old married with children huir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Venus Van Damme- very very wrong. Still better than that old married with children huir. Katey Sagal is an OK voice actor but she's always been shit on screen. She's at least more memorable than the generic bint her character stabbed in the head with a BBQ fork, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 49 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Stop there stubby. Leave Goggins out of this. He's fucking top quality in everything. I loved The Shield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Venus Van Damme- very very wrong. Still better than that old married with children huir. Married with children was the greatest sitcom ever, even though it was American. Al Bundy is a role model for all married men. He was out in the woods one episode helping on a scout camping trip, one of the kids starts crying and says "I want my mommy", Al replies, "yeah? So does your dad's brother". And Christina Applegate was perfect, fit as fuck and thick as shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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