Ape™️ Posted February 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 47 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ape, what about neds who walk in that strange, bandy legged fashion, with a cigarette pinched between thumb and forefinger? You know the type? Remarkable . I know exactly the type you are referring to. It's generally a roll up cigarette if I'm not mistaken, and they are usually about 100 years old yet still remarkably active, despite horrific lung cancer eating them from within. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 38 minutes ago, Ape said: I know exactly the type you are referring to. It's generally a roll up cigarette if I'm not mistaken, and they are usually about 100 years old yet still remarkably active, despite horrific lung cancer eating them from within. Usually about 100 years old? They must share a very mild form of lung cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 32 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Usually about 100 years old? They must share a very mild form of lung cancer. Try not to take things quite so literally...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 @Piston a.i., D.V., DEI GRA, ibid, i.a., S.P.Q.R. Have you cummed yet, you Battle of the Catalaunian Plains reenacting cunt? Shove your pilum up your sanctimonious arse, you toga wearing faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Piston a.i., D.V., DEI GRA, ibid, i.a., S.P.Q.R. Have you cummed yet, you Battle of the Catalaunian Plains reenacting cunt? Shove your pilum up your sanctimonious arse, you toga wearing faggot. Have you met my fwend Biggus Dickus? He wanks as high as any in Wome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you met my fwend Biggus Dickus? He wanks as high as any in Wome. I reckon if the Romans had met The Knights Who Say Ni, there would have been a ding dong battle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I reckon if the Romans had met The Knights Who Say Ni, there would have been a ding dong battle What? They'd have talked shit for hours on end, meandering and multi-quoting each other in between groping Vestal virgins Bennius Hillius style? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: What? They'd have talked shit for hours on end, meandering and multi-quoting each other in between groping Vestal virgins Bennius Hillius style? That's right Deco. Larks and jinks till evensong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 9 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Did you mean like this? I bet he uses Head and Shoulders. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 I'd like to stwike Ding, wewy woughly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 9 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Did you mean like this? Is that the notorious chicago gangster Tony "little legs" Visconti? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that the notorious chicago gangster Tony "little legs" Visconti? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that the notorious chicago gangster Tony "little legs" Visconti? Dunno, but I bet the photo caption is "Errr, what shall I do now?" 44 minutes ago, scotty said: I bet he uses Head and Shoulders. He won't be singing "head, shoulders, knees and toes" any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: He won't be singing "head, shoulders, knees and toes" any time soon. Not without falling flat on his face he won't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 15 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Did you mean like this? Fuck me! It's as if he's halfway crawled out of some alternate China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck me! It's as if he's halfway crawled out of some alternate China. That will be the world where they ran out of dogs and cats so they use their own body parts to make crispy beef and sweet n sour pork. The chicken balls are best avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: That will be the world where they ran out of dogs and cats so they use their own body parts to make crispy beef and sweet n sour pork. The chicken balls are best avoided. Suck my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Suck my dick. No thank you, I don't know where it's been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: No thank you, I don't know where it's been. I do, and that should be good enough for you. I don't know where your mouths been, but I could hazard a guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 23 hours ago, Ape said: I'd like to stwike Ding, wewy woughly. My favourite line from that film is when they're all up on crucifixes and the centurion announces that Brian is to be released, every cunt starts claiming to be Brian and one bloke says, "I'm Brian, and so's my wife". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My favourite line from that film is when they're all up on crucifixes and the centurion announces that Brian is to be released, every cunt starts claiming to be Brian and one bloke says, "I'm Brian, and so's my wife". Yeah, it's hilarious. But, in truth, the whole fucking film is hilarious. Think it's about time I watched it again...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ape said: Yeah, it's hilarious. But, in truth, the whole fucking film is hilarious. Think it's about time I watched it again...... "The Judean peoples front? Fuck off!, we're the Peoples front of Judea." Yeah, I quite fancy watching it again myself. If it's not available on Sky movies on demand that means hoovering the dust out of the VHS that the cat's been sleeping on in the spare room. Bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 The o.p is referring to what we call "watermelon farmers" who suffer from ILS, more commonly known as"invisible lats syndrome". Wankers of the first water. And cunts to boot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 On 11/02/2017 at 8:14 PM, Eric Cuntman said: "The Judean peoples front? Fuck off!, we're the Peoples front of Judea." Yeah, I quite fancy watching it again myself. If it's not available on Sky movies on demand that means hoovering the dust out of the VHS that the cat's been sleeping on in the spare room. Bollocks. Yes, I know that, but what else did the Romans ever do for us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Yes, I know that, but what else did the Romans ever do for us? They did give us the phrase "shitty end of the stick"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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