Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 31 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I need you wolf, followed by a couple of punches to his kidney's. They don't write 'em like that any more, Burtons facial expressions in the final scene where he got pinched are priceless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 36 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You're all a bunch of Barry Norman wannabes. Get your fucking fat, lazy ravaged arses off the fucking sofa and check out the real world away from your TV screens. It's not fucking real you twats. Winstone punches like a frost damaged pansy. Drew, you fucking idiot. I'm not sure if this is a case of paredolia or not, but you appear to have composed a funny post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Drew, you fucking idiot. I'm not sure if this is a case of pareidolia or not, but you appear to have composed a funny post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Chumbawumba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's Gayle from Coronation Street isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 On 04/02/2017 at 1:37 PM, Neil said: That is exactly the reason the film is cak,no one in the history of forever has EVER called someone a 'cunting spunker' Winstone is a fucking 1/2 trick pony....Lords Of London Is another of his that is fucking dire You obviously didn't see his Henry V at the Chichester Festival did you? Mesmerising! "You want some? You want some ya French caaants! Fire those faaaaking arrahs at 'em forsooth". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's Gayle from Coronation Street isn't it? Just admit it Gypps, You fucking hate monkeys don't you? Ever since PG Tips started making tea bags that really fucked up that income stream of reading old ladies fortunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 56 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Just admit it Gypps, You fucking hate monkeys don't you? Ever since PG Tips started making tea bags that really fucked up that income stream of reading old ladies fortunes. I hate monkeys. Fuck off. They are disgusting, shit stabbing louts. Ball scratching, arse picking, spunk flicking, dump tossing, banana eating cunts. What's that, they're cute? Fuck off. How so? What element above is cute? It's even worse than that. They are arguably, our direst enemy. Any other shambling off-shoot such as Neandertalus and 4 or 5 others we have sensibly wiped out. If it was up to me, I'd round them up, gas them, and pile them in a heap to fester. Fuck off monkeys, everyone hates you. You're fucking finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 I must admit, there are certain aspects tot he series that I do find appealing. The way the mafia can apply logic and reason to resistant cunts to get their way always brings a smile to my face. The horsehead? Classic. Luca Brasi's bullet proof vest with a fish in it telling the Don his enforcer sleeps with the fishes?? That senator drugged and photographed with with the dead prossie? The most effective deal makers ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I hate monkeys. Fuck off. They are disgusting, shit stabbing louts. Ball scratching, arse picking, spunk flicking, dump tossing, banana eating cunts. What's that, they're cute? Fuck off. How so? What element above is cute? It's even worse than that. They are arguably, our direst enemy. Any other shambling off-shoot such as Neandertalus and 4 or 5 others we have sensibly wiped out. If it was up to me, I'd round them up, gas them, and pile them in a heap to fester. Fuck off monkeys, everyone hates you. You're fucking finished. What about Apes. Your vitriol towards monkeys suggests you might have a soft spot for them and what about your favourite genre of music? Wouldn't happen to be punk would it? Big fat Spunky bellend LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I hate monkeys. Fuck off. They are disgusting, shit stabbing louts. Ball scratching, arse picking, spunk flicking, dump tossing, banana eating cunts. What's that, they're cute? Fuck off. How so? What element above is cute? It's even worse than that. They are arguably, our direst enemy. Any other shambling off-shoot such as Neandertalus and 4 or 5 others we have sensibly wiped out. If it was up to me, I'd round them up, gas them, and pile them in a heap to fester. Fuck off monkeys, everyone hates you. You're fucking finished. Flid life, that's what you meant. Flid life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Flid life, that's what you meant. Flid life. Flid or Fylde? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Flid or Fylde? Not a fan of Lancashire then Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Not a fan of Lancashire then Ding? Have you been there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Have you been there? No, I quite like beef casserole with thinly sliced potatoes on top though. And Sarah Lancashire is a cunt, she was shit in coronation street and she gets a starring role in a new detective drama virtually every year, all of which she's shit in. What's the place like then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, I quite like beef casserole with thinly sliced potatoes on top though. And Sarah Lancashire is a cunt, she was shit in coronation street and she gets a starring role in a new detective drama virtually every year, all of which she's shit in. What's the place like then? I agree. You could stick a railway sleeper in a dress and wig and it would give more dynamic performances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I agree. You could stick a railway sleeper in a dress and wig and it would give more dynamic performances. And that fucking drip she was married to in Coronation St didn't exactly have a glittering career in showbiz. I bet he's desperate to be invited to the jungle to chew on a kangaroos anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What about Apes. Your vitriol towards monkeys suggests you might have a soft spot for them and what about your favourite genre of music? Wouldn't happen to be punk would it? Big fat Spunky bellend LOL. He is a prince, no a queen among monkeys, and would be the first to be turned into an ashtray. What a little cunt, im glad he's dead . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 On 03/02/2017 at 9:42 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: A dreadful film in which Marlon Brando stumbles around making incomprehensible grunting noises because, for no obvious reason, he has a wad of cotton wool stuffed in each cheek. Chavs and pikeys seem to love this film as they think it is all about respect (or RESPEK, in their language), but really it is a shit film that glorifies a pack of violent, self-serving wops. At least this explains why chavs and pikeys love it; a bunch of violent morons with a superiority complex. Cunts that consider the Mafia as any sort of moral arbiters are idiots to a tee. You silly fucking cunt, Godfather is a fucking excellent film. May you find a horse's head in your bed, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Fuck too slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 22 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: You silly fucking cunt, Godfather is a fucking excellent film. May you find a horse's head in your bed, you cunt. A brilliant counter-argument. Simple in presentation, but all there where it counts. Cunt. 'Godfather' is a shite film. As I stated before, only chavs and pikeys like it. Which are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 7 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: A brilliant counter-argument. Simple in presentation, but all there where it counts. Cunt. 'Godfather' is a shite film. As I stated before, only chavs and pikeys like it. Which are you? I'm guessing your favourite films are Brokeback mountain and Driving Miss Daisy. Am i right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 It sounds like a load of shite. Glorifying cunts is just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: It sounds like a load of shite. Glorifying cunts is just wrong. Putting Brando in any film is wrong, the only thing I've liked him in was 'On the waterfront', which was before he turned into a fat mumbling Cunt. Last tango in Paris was vile, who wants to see soft porn starring Jabba the Hutt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Putting Brando in any film is wrong, the only thing I've liked him in was 'On the waterfront', which was before he turned into a fat mumbling Cunt. Last tango in Paris was vile, who wants to see soft porn starring Jabba the Hutt. Haha! Brando was overrated, a moody pissed of slob off a cunt. He must have been punch a few time on set by one of the crew for being the bolshy arrogant cunt he was. 'The God Father' a load of fucking shit for the clueless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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