Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sadly there are no vultures where I live, although some of the pigeons are a bit on the angry side. Seeing the chavs desperately hanging around the bargain bin in Tesco's, I think there might be a contract to be had... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: There are these "woodland burials" I think that cost below £1000. Pound-stretchers also do a special "Inter One get One Free" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I buy my funerals from Fortnum and Mason. Too bad that you can only afford to throw your dead relatives into an unmarked paupers grave in the dead of the night. tried selling them to the dog food factory instead? Lol Not a relative. Looking at costing mine. Sea burial is the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It is is rather obscene to charge 5k to dispose of something biodegradeable and smaller than say a fridge freezer, non biofegradeable, which Decs will have uplifted for you for 70 quid. Further ridiculousness: the human body is 80% water, so it is costing 4K to get rid of some pesky water. Last time I took a piss it was free. Basically, for a down payment of £799.99, plus vat, each, id be happy to dispose of your useless cadavers, with true respect. Simply flatten them with a huge mallet, and hang you on lines in my woodshed to dehydrate. After 3 months id grind the lot to dust in a concrete mixer, job done. I previously suggested that you should seek help but I take it all back. You may well have the power to save the human race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I previously suggested that you should seek help but I take it all back. You may well have the power to save the human race That's always been my goal. Would you like me to shite in your mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 39 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: That's always been my goal. Would you like me to shite in your mouth? Seems you've been shitting in your own mouth of late old bean and then regurgitating it here. Mind you Gandhi used to eat his own shit until he got shot by a fellow curry muncher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 On 03/02/2017 at 4:28 PM, Noakes said: To hold a twenty minute service a couple of cars, a wooden box and gas for a furnace £5000.00 that is with no frills, no minister as non religious. You fucking bunch of cunts profitting massively on the misery of mourning people. Fuck you all and fuck Worthing Crematorium. Cunts! When my old man died the coop did the arrangements and it cost a fortune. We collected the ashes a few days later to take to the cemetery but on collection the old bag at the coop simply dropped the bag containing the box of ashes on the floor and proceeded to discuss an error THEY had made in adding up the bill. Apparently they had missed out £7.30...... I told her she was a fucking horrific person who deserved cremating herself and that she could ask my father for the money as he was in the box on the floor you fucking heartless cunt...goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 It's extortion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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