Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Then you've never lived. Don't forget the pokey hats, Dan, and the butterscotch Instant Whip! Better to live a week as a jackal than a minute as a mole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 46 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: 'Sup, Bubkins? Who pissed in your leak soup you thieving, coal-mining taff cunt? Leak- soup- piss- brilliant. Suck my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 On 02/02/2017 at 11:42 PM, DingTheRioja said: Fucking good at disguise now aren't they, these fuckin A-rabs... can't trust anything... Ding, it would appear that in recent days you have done the impossible and become an even bigger cunt than before. Stop making a nuisance of yourself, before I have to come up to Yorkshire and give you a fucking good hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding, it would appear that in recent days you have done the impossible and become an even bigger cunt than before. Stop making a nuisance of yourself, before I have to come up to Yorkshire and give you a fucking good hiding. Oh no - I take it Ding hasn't told you? Not only is he a fanny magnet, he's also hard as fucking nails. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 21 minutes ago, Ape said: he's also hard as fucking nails. I've heard tell of his ferocity in the traditional Yorkshire blood sport of knocking the absolute fucking shit out of women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 38 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh no - I take it Ding hasn't told you? Not only is he a fanny magnet, he's also hard as fucking nails. Ding Dong Dell The Old Pussy's in The Well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Ding, it would appear that in recent days you have done the impossible and become an even bigger cunt than before. Stop making a nuisance of yourself, before I have to come up to Yorkshire and give you a fucking good hiding. Oooo real life threats from a keyboard warrior.... I'm sooooo scared!!! Back to shuffling papers in your dead end life, you boring little failure. 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Ding Dong Dell The Old Pussy's in The Well. Not in yours Pen, I don't like dried up wells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Oooo real life threats from a keyboard warrior.... I'm sooooo scared!!! Back to shuffling papers in your dead end life, you boring little failure. I'm going to hurt you, Ding, badly. One night you'll be in your 12 x 5 ft caravan, beating a woman or eating mushy peas, probably both. Then before you know what's hit you, I'm going to tip it on its roof and shake you about like one of your Godawful fucking terriers with a rat. There's no coming back from that, sleep with one eye open. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm going to hurt you, Ding, badly. One night you'll be in your 12 x 5 ft caravan, beating a woman or eating mushy peas, probably both. Then before you know what's hit you, I'm going to tip it on its roof and shake you about like one of your Godawful fucking terriers with a rat. There's no coming back from that, sleep with one eye open. The only eye you'll see will be my japs eye as I skull fuck you, you fucking daywalker. I've heard you've got arms even weedier, skinnier and whiter than Fanks legs, is this true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: The only eye you'll see will be my japs eye as I skull fuck you, you fucking daywalker. Maybe it's just me, but this is getting weird now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Maybe it's just me, but this is getting weird now. But Miss, he started it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: But Miss, he started it!!! 500 lines, 'I must not skullfuck other boys, even if they do threaten to scupper my caravan'...Headmasters report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: The only eye you'll see will be my japs eye as I skull fuck you Genuinely quite terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm going to hurt you, Ding, badly. One night you'll be in your 12 x 5 ft caravan, beating a woman or eating mushy peas, probably both. Then before you know what's hit you, I'm going to tip it on its roof and shake you about like one of your Godawful fucking terriers with a rat. There's no coming back from that, sleep with one eye open. Oooh boys boys stop this cussing y'all. Aah do declare y'all making li'le ole me mighty upset now ya hear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: The only eye you'll see will be my japs eye as I skull fuck you, you fucking daywalker. So, what you're saying here is that you'd like to poke your little willy into Decimus' head, presumably once you've killed him? As 'Baws said - this is getting rather weird now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 Mention the price of funerals on here and they go all fucking necrophilliac. Sort yourselves out you bunch of cunts, really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Noakes said: Mention the price of funerals on here and they go all fucking necrophilliac. Sort yourselves out you bunch of cunts, really? Yep. Some have dug their own grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 44 minutes ago, Ape said: So, what you're saying here is that you'd like to poke your little willy into Decimus' head, presumably once you've killed him? As 'Baws said - this is getting rather weird now. A spackers favourite Wild West gunslinger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: So, what you're saying here is that you'd like to poke your little willy into Decimus' head, presumably once you've killed him? As 'Baws said - this is getting rather weird now. Years ago one of my mates' favourite phrases was "I'm going to rip his head off and shit down his neck", the funniest part was he was about 8 stone wet through and not worth a fuck in a fight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A spackers favourite Wild West gunslinger? Billy. Billy the Flid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A spackers favourite Wild West gunslinger? A flids favourite make of carpet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 21 minutes ago, Ape said: A flids favourite make of carpet? Spaxminster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Years ago one of my mates' favourite phrases was "I'm going to rip his head off and shit down his neck", the funniest part was he was about 8 stone wet through and not worth a fuck in a fight.... Another fascinating anecdote from the life and times of Ding. Have you ever thought about publishing your memoirs? 856 pages of absolute shite could come in handy if you doused them in in petrol and set them alight next to the two bar calor gas heater in your dilapidated one room hut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Another fascinating anecdote from the life and times of Ding. Have you ever thought about publishing your memoirs? 856 pages of absolute shite could come in handy if you doused them in in petrol and set them alight next to the two bar calor gas heater in your dilapidated one room hut. I could douse them in bleach and shove half up your arse and half in your gob? Industrial strength bleach? Then try to destroy the calor bottle by banging it off your head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spaxminster. What's the favourite school yard game of young spackers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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