Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 The bad news is that punkers can't fuck anyone because he is also flat http://news.sky.com/story/the-universe-could-be-a-vast-and-complex-hologram-scientists-say-10749010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Trinity? Is it really you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 42 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Trinity? Is it really you? I imagine that this news has made you ecstatic, you ground-dwelling, acrophobic rodent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 This is not news to the pumpkin shaggers from Lincolnshire - it is flat as a fucking witches tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I imagine that this news has made you ecstatic, you ground-dwelling, acrophobic rodent. You should try a few more days on the Alka Seltzer, it has somehow made your wit even sharper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Not as flat as my Yorkshire puddings. Given up on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not as flat as my Yorkshire puddings. Given up on them. Fucking hell Gyps, are you not well, or just related to Rick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not as flat as my Yorkshire puddings. Given up on them. Is that a euphemism for Ding's flaccid maggot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Is that a euphemism for Ding's flaccid maggot? Aunt Bessie's Ding pudding. Guaranteed never to go brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fucking hell Gyps, are you not well, or just related to Rick? I'm not that fucking boring am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 34 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Aunt Bessie's Ding pudding. Guaranteed never to go brown My pudding will never go brown, I tend not to poke it in dark smelly holes Or sunbathe in the nuddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not that fucking boring am I? Oh dear, why give a choice? Not to worry, the fine, upstanding gents will go easy on this faux pas, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 On 31 January 2017 at 10:35 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Not as flat as my Yorkshire puddings. Given up on them. Any volunteers to fill gypos pudding with gravy to cheer her up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Any volunteers to fill gypos pudding with gravy to cheer her up? There;s usually a queue, and I bet there's a sausage or two to go with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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