Rev Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 I couldn't give a single flying shit about these bearded, gender-neutral, fucking non-binary sausaging woofters. They should shed their man-bags, nipple-clamps, man up and join the army, or fuck off. All this is, is student politics being given a platform for these bastard chocolate cha-cha dancing, rainbow-flavoured fucking chuts, whose prime motivation is to be offended by...everything. Fuck off. They should be cleansed with fire, or hooked up to an IV of drain cleaner, then drop-kicked through a fucking bark-stripper. I want them dead. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: A silly old queer called Noakes liked buggering gay old blokes He'd arrive in his van shouting "I need a man" Then get battered by a load of old folks. lol. lol. lolol. Actually rather good, well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: A silly old queer called Noakes liked buggering gay old blokes He'd arrive in his van shouting "I need a man" Then get battered by a load of old folks. lol. lol. lolol. The new Poet Laureate, I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, nocti said: The new Poet Laureate, I reckon. I met the then Poet Laureate Andrew Motion at a charity lunch in Cheshire. I get invited to all sorts of important occasions.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I met the then Poet Laureate Andrew Motion at a charity lunch in Cheshire. I get invited to all sorts of important occasions.... Meeting him in his hotel room is not an invite for an important occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Meeting him in his hotel room is not an invite for an important occasion. Lame response, you are envious of Punker's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Lame response, you are envious of Punker's Go and start yet another pointless nom you fucktard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: I met the then Poet Laureate Andrew Motion at a charity lunch in Cheshire. I get invited to all sorts of important occasions.... Yep, the all in horse wanking world champs is a big fucking deal. Hope you go one better this year and claim gold. Or a horse kicks you in the head and you spend the rest of you're life in agonising pain you pathetic fucking excuse for a cuntbreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yep, the all in horse wanking world champs is a big fucking deal. Hope you go one better this year and claim gold. Or a horse kicks you in the head and you spend the rest of you're life in agonising pain you pathetic fucking excuse for a cuntbreed Oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Oik. Try oink oink and branch out into fucking pigs as well you filthy fucking piece of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 4 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Chromosomeaphobia ... just a matter of time ! You're not too far from the truth as some crackpot research students in the US are trying link phobias with chromosomes and genes. At least if they do managed to find the link I'll have an valid medical excuse for my Islamo and katsaridaphobias 'phobia of cockroaches'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Try oink oink and branch out into fucking pigs as well you filthy fucking piece of shit Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Peasant. Don't fuck pheasants, that's going too far. You dirty, animal spunk drinking little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Don't fuck pheasants, that's going too far. You dirty, animal spunk drinking little cunt. I thought you would be at a gay dogging venue this evening......maybe your herpees is bad again and it's a night in with Kamal your Serbian rentboy.... lol. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 watching tv earlier and some voice over tosser said "I'm a successful tv producer, this is DVOS day or some shit and I just happen to be transgender..." Just happen? WHY FUCKING MENTION IT THEN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: watching tv earlier and some voice over tosser said "I'm a successful tv producer, this is DVOS day or some shit and I just happen to be transgender..." Just happen? WHY FUCKING MENTION IT THEN? What the fuck is dvos day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 47 minutes ago, Snatch said: What the fuck is dvos day? might have got the acronym wrong but it's some transgender day shit, ask Punkers he'll know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 52 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: might have got the acronym wrong but it's some transgender day shit, ask Punkers he'll know. Another special day for freaks. When will they fuck off with this bollocks. They want to be treated like normal then act normal,shut the fuck up about your "differences" and get on with being a freak in private. No special days, no separate toilets,no fuck all. Weird cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 8 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: might have got the acronym wrong but it's some transgender day shit, ask Punkers he'll know. He will be foaming at the mouth about the latest BBC gay directive to have an openly gay female partner and to possibly regenerate as a female doctor. Pure punkape material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 19 hours ago, Punkape said: I met the then Poet Laureate Andrew Motion at a charity lunch in Cheshire. I get invited to all sorts of important occasions.... So you've encountered Andrew's motions, Reynard's motions, Ramone's motions, Victor from Nigeria's motions.......It's rare for you to be motionless, Spunkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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