Decimus Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Interesting! are you as pissed as Decs? Ding's dick stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Interesting! are you as pissed as Decs? Depends on how pissed he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 11 hours ago, Decimus said: Ding's dick stinks. I heard you like cock, but stay away from mine, it is reserved for ladies only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 15 hours ago, Bubba C said: In the recent spate of God awful noms, this ranks down there with the worst. You complete fucking tool. Indeed. Pipe down withers, you've said plenty and we've all had our fill. I'm only just out of the cooler, yet again, injustice, but anyway first thing I clap eyes on is this horse shit. Sober up, you red nosed French shit sucker. That and Eddie blabbering on like Jamie Oliver with his terrible estuary grammar. I wuz this, he wuz that. Fucking diabolical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Indeed. Pipe down withers, you've said plenty and we've all had our fill. I'm only just out of the cooler, yet again, injustice, but anyway first thing I clap eyes on is this horse shit. Sober up, you red nosed French shit sucker. That and Eddie blabbering on like Jamie Oliver with his terrible estuary grammar. I wuz this, he wuz that. Fucking diabolical. shut it you two bob fat bald cunt of an estate agent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 12 hours ago, Eddie said: He is the only one at work that can chew with his mouth closed. I wish yould all drive with your eyes closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wish yould all drive with your eyes closed. yould? idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 19 minutes ago, Eddie said: yould? idiot. Shit! So embarrraseng. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shit! So embarrraseng. Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shit! So embarrraseng. That and Quincy blabbering on like Jamie Oliver with his terrible estuary grammar. I wuz this, he wuz that. Fucking diabolical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Though I have no proof, I believe the government is engaged in a diabolical plot to mutate all human babies into hermaphrodites, and not even attractive hermaphrodites, but god fucking awful Susan Boyle looking. In the name of total human acceptance. Frank, Punky, Muncho...the evidence is growing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 On 29/01/2017 at 8:09 PM, Eddie said: For a skinny jug eared cunt he is a ladies man, although obviously his focus is quantity over quality. Unfortunately he explains in great detail what he speared over the weekend first thing monday morning, backed up with pictures on his phone. Vile. Fuck you very much, I'll have you know that all my ladies are lovely except Miss before & after, she was fucking ugly, oh and the old one, she was even uglier, in fact you are correct they are all munters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Fatty said: Fuck you very much, I'll have you know that all my ladies are lovely except Miss before & after, she was fucking ugly, oh and the old one, she was even uglier, in fact you are correct they are all munters I once tried shagging a really big fat staff nurse in Herne Bay. I got sea sick after 10 minutes, so I had a wank instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I once tried shagging a really big fat staff nurse in Herne Bay. I got sea sick after 10 minutes, so I had a wank instead. In other words, a botched sexual assault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I once tried shagging a really big fat staff nurse in Herne Bay. I got sea sick after 10 minutes, so I had a wank instead. Have you still got her number???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I once tried shagging a really big fat staff nurse in Herne Bay. I got sea sick after 10 minutes, so I had a wank instead. No apologies. There was a man from Herne Bay Who fashioned a cunt from clay He shagged it too quick Set hard as a brick And chaffed his foreskin away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 1 minute ago, The Beast said: No apologies. There was a man from Herne Bay Who fashioned a cunt from clay He shagged it too quick Set hard as a brick And chaffed his foreskin away. Watch out you might start something again. A poofter from down Cheshire way Came out and said he was gay He wears womens clothes To rent boys he goes For sex in a casual way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 A dual nationality cunt from France, Was acting a bit of a ponce, fuck off you froggy cunt. Fin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: A dual nationality cunt from France, Was acting a bit of a ponce, fuck off you froggy cunt. Fin. Drew, you magnificent, velvet-pawed bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 50 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: A dual nationality cunt from France, Was acting a bit of a ponce, fuck off you froggy cunt. Fin. Withers is rather unsavoury, He says he is opposed to slavery, But midst screeches and howls, He fucks both geese and owls, Which he keeps in an underground aviary. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: A dual nationality cunt from France, Was acting a bit of a ponce, fuck off you froggy cunt. Fin. He lives in a cave in Norfolk In getting up stairs he'd have no luck On his scooter he sped With his shiny bald head When we all simply wish he was dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Hickory dickery dock Gurt guzzles cock The cock did cum Up his bum Shittery shitty cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 A rancid old queen called punkape Has an arse that's in permanent gape He sucks cocks every night Especially ones that taste of shite He loves to pretend is arse rape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 14 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: A rancid old queen called punkape Has an arse that's in permanent gape He sucks cocks every night Especially ones that taste of shite He loves to pretend is arse rape A silly old queer called Noakes liked buggering gay old blokes He'd arrive in his van shouting "I need a man" Then get battered by a load of old folks. lol. lol. lolol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 On 29/01/2017 at 7:46 PM, Gong Farmer said: They can argue pronouns and gender fluidity all they fucking well like but they can't argue with science fact that dictates what chromosomes they were born with. Chromosomeaphobia ... just a matter of time ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 On 01/02/2017 at 10:14 AM, The Beast said: No apologies. There was a man from Herne Bay Who fashioned a cunt from clay He shagged it too quick Set hard as a brick And chaffed his foreskin away. I thought that it was Baglan Bay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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