Neil Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Come on luv,it wouldn't hurt to put on a bit of lippy,a push up bra and pair of red stilettos,there's more chance of increasing business if you wouldn't mind looking like you'll bang like a barn door in a force 9.Funny how it's only the fug ugly munters who have a problem with it,actually it's fine if you want to dress like a geezer it's only the busty ones worth gawping at. Any women out there that have never used their tits for gain?..no ? Thought not It's a man's world so fucking deal with it sugartits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 When I get home I'm going to rip the wife's knickers off. The elastic is killing me. RIP MikeD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: When I get home I'm going to rip the wife's knickers off. The elastic is killing me. RIP MikeD. I've taken the liberty of ordering you a taxi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I've taken the liberty of ordering you a taxi. Shouldn't that be taxidermist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Shouldn't that be taxidermist You can get stuffed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: When I get home I'm going to rip the wife's knickers off. The elastic is killing me. RIP MikeD. You are Tony Blackburn and I claim my fiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: When I get home I'm going to rip the wife's knickers off. The elastic is killing me. RIP MikeD. Do you have your coat with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: I've taken the liberty of ordering you a taxi. I've taken the liberty of reserving him a seat on the 11A from Handsworth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Come on Gypps. Chip in with some constructive comment from the women's perspective. Was there any element of the nurses uniform you didn't find agreeable? Sleeves too tight on you bingo wings? 3" wide belt cutting into your belly fat? Shoes not flat enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I've taken the liberty of reserving him a seat on the 11A from Handsworth. Now see what you've made me do! Brutal slaying on 11A from Handsworth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 There is a single sweetcorn of truth in the middle of this turd of a nom. I've noticed that men can catch a bit of (generally bitchy) flak if they turn up to work in anything less than "smart casual" wear. Women seem to get to turn up in anything just shy of their pajamas and get away with it. Kind of odd when you share an office with women, some of whom look like they are dressed up for a film premier and some of whom are dressed like they forgot to take the bins out and reluctantly put on the bare minimum of clothing required to not fool your neighbours into thinking you are cutting about in your pajamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 54 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: There is a single sweetcorn of truth in the middle of this turd of a nom. I've noticed that men can catch a bit of (generally bitchy) flak if they turn up to work in anything less than "smart casual" wear. Women seem to get to turn up in anything just shy of their pajamas and get away with it. Kind of odd when you share an office with women, some of whom look like they are dressed up for a film premier and some of whom are dressed like they forgot to take the bins out and reluctantly put on the bare minimum of clothing required to not fool your neighbours into thinking you are cutting about in your pajamas. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Come on Gypps. Chip in with some constructive comment from the women's perspective. Was there any element of the nurses uniform you didn't find agreeable? Sleeves too tight on you bingo wings? 3" wide belt cutting into your belly fat? Shoes not flat enough? Probably getting into the thing to do an honest days work knowing her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 I once had the great fortune of working with a bloke who looked like Jon Bon Jovi. Not only that, in the summer he used to turn up wearing jeans and a white vest. Don't know how I managed to get any work done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 9 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: There is a single sweetcorn of truth in the middle of this turd of a nom. I've noticed that men can catch a bit of (generally bitchy) flak if they turn up to work in anything less than "smart casual" wear. Women seem to get to turn up in anything just shy of their pajamas and get away with it. Kind of odd when you share an office with women, some of whom look like they are dressed up for a film premier and some of whom are dressed like they forgot to take the bins out and reluctantly put on the bare minimum of clothing required to not fool your neighbours into thinking you are cutting about in your pajamas. Get a fucking dictionary you fucking 'Pajamas in Bynanas' faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 On 25/01/2017 at 10:10 PM, nobgobbler said: I once had the great fortune of working with a bloke who looked like Jon Bon Jovi. Not only that, in the summer he used to turn up wearing jeans and a white vest. Don't know how I managed to get any work done. Yeah, sorry about that Gobbie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 35 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Yeah, sorry about that Gobbie... You dirty dog ding. What, do you play guitar as well? There's enough string round here to crochet a chicken wire fence to surround this island of ours. Are you in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: You dirty dog ding. What, do you play guitar as well? There's enough string round here to crochet a chicken wire fence to surround this island of ours. Are you in? I can play about as good as JBJ himself.... Cheeky bugger!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I can play about as good as JBJ himself.... Cheeky bugger!!! Vintage Ding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 A businessman was in need of a new secretary for his successful office. Advertising for the post resulted in lots of applications but the businessman whittled it down to three possibles who, by their cv`s, were all similar in experience and qualifications. Unable to separate them he came up with a plan to test the applicants. He placed a £20 in their desk drawer and offered each applicant a weeks trial. The first young lady found the £20, slipped it in to her handbag and spent in on make up during her lunchbreak. The next Monday morning the second young lady found the money, stuck it on a horse, 10-1 outsider which romped home. She gave all the money including the stake money back to her boss. The following week the final applicant on finding the money in her desk drawer immediately handed it over to her boss stating it wasn`t hers. Who got the job? ˙sʇıʇ bıq ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝuo ǝɥʇ :ɹǝʍsuɐ ˙ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 On 1/25/2017 at 6:48 AM, Neil said: Come on luv,it wouldn't hurt to put on a bit of lippy,a push up bra and pair of red stilettos,there's more chance of increasing business if you wouldn't mind looking like you'll bang like a barn door in a force 9.Funny how it's only the fug ugly munters who have a problem with it,actually it's fine if you want to dress like a geezer it's only the busty ones worth gawping at. Any women out there that have never used their tits for gain?..no ? Thought not It's a man's world so fucking deal with it sugartits I believe they prefer "mizzzzzzz" sugartits. Get it sorted, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 33 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: A businessman was in need of a new secretary for his successful office. Advertising for the post resulted in lots of applications but the businessman whittled it down to three possibles who, by their cv`s, were all similar in experience and qualifications. Unable to separate them he came up with a plan to test the applicants. He placed a £20 in their desk drawer and offered each applicant a weeks trial. The first young lady found the £20, slipped it in to her handbag and spent in on make up during her lunchbreak. The next Monday morning the second young lady found the money, stuck it on a horse, 10-1 outsider which romped home. She gave all the money including the stake money back to her boss. The following week the final applicant on finding the money in her desk drawer immediately handed it over to her boss stating it wasn`t hers. Who got the job? ˙sʇıʇ bıq ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝuo ǝɥʇ :ɹǝʍsuɐ ˙ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ For fucks sake Hokey, I had to stand on my head to read that. Fell over, smashed my foot and now I've got a headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I can play about as good as JBJ himself.... Cheeky bugger!!! If you look like this you're in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Seriously Gobby,what the fuck has he got that I haven't ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: A businessman was in need of a new secretary for his successful office. Advertising for the post resulted in lots of applications but the businessman whittled it down to three possibles who, by their cv`s, were all similar in experience and qualifications. Unable to separate them he came up with a plan to test the applicants. He placed a £20 in their desk drawer and offered each applicant a weeks trial. The first young lady found the £20, slipped it in to her handbag and spent in on make up during her lunchbreak. The next Monday morning the second young lady found the money, stuck it on a horse, 10-1 outsider which romped home. She gave all the money including the stake money back to her boss. The following week the final applicant on finding the money in her desk drawer immediately handed it over to her boss stating it wasn`t hers. Who got the job? ˙sʇıʇ bıq ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝuo ǝɥʇ :ɹǝʍsuɐ ˙ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ Upside down script!? Insane ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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