Guest N/A Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 On 24/01/2017 at 11:45 PM, ratcum said: When our budgie 'Minty' died, we buried him in a cigar box. Did your mum smoke the cigars, because your daddy was a limp wristed cunt.....just like you....his daughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Not a fucking male hormone amongst them. I wouldn't blame the female race if they stopped being fucked by this lot and simply splattered spunk on their shoes and let flies inseminate them....much more attractive. I fear for the western world when the nutters grow up playing with AKs and our lot grow up playing with hair product and cindy dolls. Fags the lot of em. Gone are the days when male ablutions consisted of a shit, shower and a shave, a splash of Brut 33 and brush your teeth. These cunts have hair products, 5 bottles of pre shave, moisturiser and non sting after lotion for fucks sake, their bathrooms must look like fucking laboratories. Levi's and Doc Martens replaced by denim tights and little sky blue canvas pumps ( no socks ). Fucking pansies the lot of them. If we get invaded, we're fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Did your mum smoke the cigars, because your daddy was a limp wristed cunt.....just like you....his daughter uncanny insight you've got there chummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gone are the days when male ablutions consisted of a shit, shower and a shave, a splash of Brut 33 and brush your teeth. These cunts have hair products, 5 bottles of pre shave, moisturiser and non sting after lotion for fucks sake, their bathrooms must look like fucking laboratories. Levi's and Doc Martens replaced by denim tights and little sky blue canvas pumps ( no socks ). Fucking pansies the lot of them. If we get invaded, we're fucked. Excellent summary of what's wrong with today's bloke Authoritah. I used to spray Brut 33 in my eyes before going to our local chinkie. Thinking I was one of their triad homies; cunts used to give me a discount. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 21 hours ago, Neil said: Worked with one of these pricks this week,broke his phone one day and then next morning after being given an iPhone and proudly showing it to me ,said "man's got a iPhone innit"...hes 32,white and was born in norfolk! Deleted Can I say 'wigger' then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 26 minutes ago, Neil said: Can I say 'wigger' then? No, it may offend toupee wearing baldies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Excellent summary of what's wrong with today's bloke Authoritah. I used to spray Brut 33 in my eyes before going to our local chinkie. Thinking I was one of their triad homies; cunts used to give me a discount. Trouble is Ratty, I seem to recall Brut 33 being advertised by Henry Cooper and Kevin Keegan engaged in dubious, homo erotic bum slapping shower shenanigans. I've made a right cunt of Myself there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Trouble is Ratty, I seem to recall Brut 33 being advertised by Henry Cooper and Kevin Keegan engaged in dubious, homo erotic bum slapping shower shenanigans. I've made a right cunt of Myself there. It's perfectly natural to have these feelings Eric. When I was in London, to freshen up before a night out I used to slap Henry Cooper himself all over. Not that permed scouse runt though, especially after he became a Nazi footballist. "Kop that" I said, as I rammed into his Range Rover in a layby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 My Aunty Vi used to shove a little bit of burning phosphorus up her mimsy before a night out. Mind you, they had respect in them days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 56 minutes ago, ratcum said: "Kop that" I said, as I rammed into his Range Rover in a layby. I'm surprised to see that mentioned. I've never met anyone who knows that story. Even Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: My Aunty Vi used to shove a little bit of burning phosphorus up her mimsy before a night out. Mind you, they had respect in them days I bet she was still up at 5 in the morning to scrub her front step and complain about the neighbours only washing their nets twice a day though, you could leave your front door open in them days, I remember when all this round here was just fields. You've gotta watch out for them darkies mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 10 minutes ago, deebom said: I'm surprised to see that mentioned. I've never met anyone who knows that story. Even Google. Didn't he get whacked in the head with a baseball bat as well? Had a briefcase nicked I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gone are the days when male ablutions consisted of a shit, shower and a shave, a splash of Brut 33 and brush your teeth. These cunts have hair products, 5 bottles of pre shave, moisturiser and non sting after lotion for fucks sake, their bathrooms must look like fucking laboratories. Levi's and Doc Martens replaced by denim tights and little sky blue canvas pumps ( no socks ). Fucking pansies the lot of them. If we get invaded, we're fucked. I always have the "three S's (like to keep my legs nice and smooth) splash of givency behind the ear, ribbon in the hair and a nice dress. I'm still waiting for the invasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Didn't he get whacked in the head with a baseball bat as well? Had a briefcase nicked I believe. He did, but the story was he'd been noncing a young girl and it was her pa and some mates who 'taught him a lesson. (Allegedly.) This story came from David Dimbleby of all people. I realise this is prob libelous, but it is what I was told by my sis who worked for Dimbleby at the time. She used to hear all kinds of shit about celebs, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, deebom said: He did, but the story was he'd been noncing a young girl and it was her pa and some mates who 'taught him a lesson. (Allegedly.) This story came from David Dimbleby of all people. I realise this is prob libelous, but it is what I was told by my sis who worked for Dimbleby at the time. She used to hear all kinds of shit about celebs, At the time, I thought it may have been a couple of England fans getting revenge for him missing that header in the World Cup because he flicked his perm rather than just nut the ball, or Trevor Brooking pissed off because the fairy wasted a perfect cross he had delivered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I always have the "three S's (like to keep my legs nice and smooth) splash of givency behind the ear, ribbon in the hair and a nice dress. I'm still waiting for the invasion Harlot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet she was still up at 5 in the morning to scrub her front step and complain about the neighbours only washing their nets twice a day though, you could leave your front door open in them days, I remember when all this round here was just fields. You've gotta watch out for them darkies mind. To true. and Irish and dogs. When Reggie Kray got his head chopped off, it was Vi what sewed the cunt back on. They say he never looked back after that. When she bad phlegm during the war, she used to bring down Messerschmitts by gobbing at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 White people are a fucking plague on the face of this planet. Consume and destroy, Plus they can't dance for shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 1 hour ago, deebom said: I'm surprised to see that mentioned. I've never met anyone who knows that story. Even Google. It was his own fault being all flash in a layby. Ordinary working folk go dogging to these places in their Zafiras and Micras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 On 26/01/2017 at 3:06 AM, Cap'n Cunt said: Maybe you should wear one of these. That'd shut the fuckers up. Probly. Nah....the point is it's white cunts talking like day in black cunts. Nuffink to do wiv da kkk n shit Bruv. Dya get me yeh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Nah....the point is it's white cunts talking like day in black cunts. Nuffink to do wiv da kkk n shit Bruv. Dya get me yeh Nuff respek brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 On 05/02/2017 at 3:05 PM, Neil said: Can I say 'wigger' then? Apparently Jonathan Ross had the fuck beaten out of him when he went into a hardware store in Brixton and asked for a pair of Rigger Gloves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 There really is no fucking hope for the future. Somebody shoot this stupid cunt before he gets any older. Dig this rap. Yo,representin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: There really is no fucking hope for the future. Somebody shoot this stupid cunt before he gets any older. Dig this rap. Yo,representin'. Some people are only still alive because its illegal to kill them,if he was british I would hunt the cunt down and hang him upside down by his knackers using those cheap 'gangsta' chains that hang off his scrawny,thick,ginger fucking shoulders."Mans a Cunt innit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 The chain nicked from your grandad's old outside lavatory round your neck doesn't make for very convincing bling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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