Witheredscrote Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 I hate this Mexican cunt for the simple reason he has the world's biggest prick. He says it stops him having full sexual satisfaction blah de fucking blah. As I type, our Nobgobbler is no doubt on a 747 to Mexico City, and Punkers is pumping industrial lubrication up his chuff. He wraps the fucking thing in cloth so that he can display it. Please don't post any of the pictures ( in the Sun ) as it will offend Rick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: I hate this Mexican cunt for the simple reason he has the world's biggest prick. He says it stops him having full sexual satisfaction blah de fucking blah. As I type, our Nobgobbler is no doubt on a 747 to Mexico City, and Punkers is pumping industrial lubrication up his chuff. He wraps the fucking thing in cloth so that he can display it. Please don't post any of the pictures ( in the Sun ) as it will offend Rick. The fact that you got as far into the article to be able provide us with intricate details, confirms that you've probably been ogling his cock shots all day long. Mincing cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I hate this Mexican cunt for the simple reason he has the world's biggest prick. He says it stops him having full sexual satisfaction blah de fucking blah. As I type, our Nobgobbler is no doubt on a 747 to Mexico City, and Punkers is pumping industrial lubrication up his chuff. He wraps the fucking thing in cloth so that he can display it. Please don't post any of the pictures ( in the Sun ) as it will offend Rick. It won't offend me but I don't want to see pictures of anyone's cock,regardless of size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: It won't offend me but I don't want to see pictures of anyone's cock,regardless of size. All I am saying Snatch is that if my geese had necks as big as this fucking thing, I could not wring them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: All I am saying Snatch is that if my geese had necks as big as this fucking thing, I could not wring them. You could wank them to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 45 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I hate this Mexican cunt for the simple reason he has the world's biggest prick. He says it stops him having full sexual satisfaction blah de fucking blah. As I type, our Nobgobbler is no doubt on a 747 to Mexico City, and Punkers is pumping industrial lubrication up his chuff. He wraps the fucking thing in cloth so that he can display it. Please don't post any of the pictures ( in the Sun ) as it will offend Rick. Withers, how exactly did this tidbit of trivia find its way into your keeping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Never heard of her. What has she done? Is she the one that got all the plastic surgery to become a living Ken Doll, or is she the cunt that tried to fly an Avro RJ85 on the fumes and snuffed out an entire football team? I need answers, ya prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 He needs to go to Prestatyn. The ladies (sic) round there would have no trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: All I am saying Snatch is that if my geese had necks as big as this fucking thing, I could not wring them. I thought you killed them by lethal injection from the tool you ram up their arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: All I am saying Snatch is that if my geese had necks as big as this fucking thing, I could not wring them. You ever tried to wring an elephant? Speaking of wringing elephants: Q:What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? A:Stuck! source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/elephantjokes.html Q: How do elephants talk to each other? A: By ’elephone. source: http://jens.mooseyard.com/2009/09/07/The-Top-131-Elephant-Jokes/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You ever tried to wring an elephant? Speaking of wringing elephants: Q:What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? A:Stuck! source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/elephantjokes.html Q: How do elephants talk to each other? A: By ’elephone. source: http://jens.mooseyard.com/2009/09/07/The-Top-131-Elephant-Jokes/ Dan, I'm going out on a limb here, but have you been drinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Never heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Dan, I'm going out on a limb here, but have you been drinking? The elixir of youth. Plus, as we are in the middle of a "fake news" crisis (what took them so long to fucking notice?) it is always best to cite your references directly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Never heard of her. Good effort, but I got there first. Had you taken your Hedgehogs out the oven two minutes earlier then you could have claimed all the glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Speaking of wringing elephants: Q:What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? A:Stuck! source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/elephantjokes.html Q: How do elephants talk to each other? A: By ’elephone. source: http://jens.mooseyard.com/2009/09/07/The-Top-131-Elephant-Jokes/ Right, enough is enough. We'd tolerate this sort of shit from the late MikeD, but only just, and only because he was one of God's special little rainbows. Please post a series of clues which will enable me to hunt you down like a dog and set you on fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Please post a series of clues which will enable me to hunt you down like a dog and set you on fire. I'm black and white and read all over, what am I? (This works better phonetically). I have a face and two arms, what am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I'm black and white and read all over, what am I? (This works better phonetically). Ooh, I know that one - a nun with a javelin through her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 I just Googled it, and "Roberto Esquivel Cabrera" roughly translates to "Robert Horse Soft-top Car", in English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You ever tried to wring an elephant? Speaking of wringing elephants: Q:What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? A:Stuck! source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/elephantjokes.html Q: How do elephants talk to each other? A: By ’elephone. source: http://jens.mooseyard.com/2009/09/07/The-Top-131-Elephant-Jokes/ What's grey and comes in pints? Elephants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 25 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I'm black and white and read all over, what am I? (This works better phonetically). I have a face and two arms, what am I? Charlie Chaplin with a slashed jugular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Withers, how exactly did this tidbit of trivia find its way into your keeping? It's in todays Sun on - line, complete with photos. So it has got to be true hasn't it?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: It's in todays Sun on - line, complete with photos. So it has got to be true hasn't it?. If it's not true, and Cabrera decides to sue The Sun, it'll never stand up in court. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 55 minutes ago, Noakes said: He needs to go to Prestatyn. The ladies (sic) round there would have no trouble. Well they are used to big pricks. Look at Bubba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: It's in todays Sun on - line, complete with photos. So it has got to be true hasn't it?. The only Sun headline that you need to pay attention to is this: Fuck of, you stupid French twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: The only Sun headline that you need to pay attention to is this: Fuck of, you stupid French twat. God you are tetchy today. Don't worry, Frank is logging on. Go easy on him. He now reminds me of Ding, but not so funny of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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