Cuntybaws Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gotcha I can see why you might think that, but the apparent discrepancy is easily explained. The above post on this topic refers to the sort of porridge you eat, to which I do indeed add sugar. The post on the Kristen Stewart thread is about the salty goodness of "love porridge", a different substance altogether. (At least, I fervently hope it's a different substance!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 52 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve got a Gaggia Paros in the garage doing fuck all. Bean to cup with an adjustable grinder if you want it. There’s also a Gaggia Brera in there too somewhere…that needs a service but if you’re handy yourself? Anything more than a plunger jug is fucking gay. I thought 'Kremmer' was a Kenny Everett character, apparently it's a piece of equipment for putting almond/soya/faggot/gayboy fair trade cream substitute into coffee. Just pour cream out of a cow into it, you can use a piece of special equipment called a fucking jug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can see why you might think that, but the apparent discrepancy is easily explained. The above post on this topic refers to the sort of porridge you eat, to which I do indeed add sugar. The post on the Kristen Stewart thread is about the salty goodness of "love porridge", a different substance altogether. (At least, I fervently hope it's a different substance!) You almost called me 'your honour'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Anything more than a plunger jug is fucking gay. I thought 'Kremmer' was a Kenny Everett character, apparently it's a piece of equipment for putting almond/soya/faggot/gayboy fair trade cream substitute into coffee. Just pour cream out of a cow into it, you can use a piece of special equipment called a fucking jug. Is this a rehearsal for doing the door at Costa Coffee tonight Eric? Take a knuckleduster and a good cosh mate. Don’t waste your breath being nice to the latte slurping cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 @childeharold. Fuck off cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I can see why you might think that, but the apparent discrepancy is easily explained. The above post on this topic refers to the sort of porridge you eat, to which I do indeed add sugar. The post on the Kristen Stewart thread is about the salty goodness of "love porridge", a different substance altogether. (At least, I fervently hope it's a different substance!) Methinks he doth protest too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Anything more than a plunger jug is fucking gay. I thought 'Kremmer' was a Kenny Everett character, apparently it's a piece of equipment for putting almond/soya/faggot/gayboy fair trade cream substitute into coffee. Just pour cream out of a cow into it, you can use a piece of special equipment called a fucking jug. Cafetière? Peasant equipment. I’ve sent the Paros down, Eric. Let me know how you get on with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: @childeharold. Fuck off cunt. Creepy Cunt. Remember, it can’t be killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You almost called me 'your honour'. Force of habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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