Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Lily Allen will be next to convert. I suspect she's already there but in the closet on it. She reminds me of the numerous dumb teenage girls in certain northern towns who give blow jobs to Muslims in exchange for free takeaways and a bag of weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Budgies are fucking stupid all right. Mine used to circle the room getting crosser and crosser before pulling a full-on Stuka faceplant into the enemy budgie in the mirror. Then he'd stagger about the floor for a while before taking off to - in best goldfish fashion - repeat the whole sorry exercise again. I think there must have been higher lead levels in cuttlefish in those days. Maybe he just wanted cheep thrills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Maybe he just wanted cheep thrills you're sewing the seeds of your own destruction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: you're sewing the seeds of your own destruction I'm just being cagey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm just being cagey. Carry on like this and you'll be up in front of the beak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 She was my kind of girl, sex and drugs and rock n roll. What was not to love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 20 hours ago, ratcum said: You fucked a parakeet? This changes everything CB. Don't tell Ed it was an African Grey or he'll never speak to me again. On a semi-related note, I wonder what Alex's safety word was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 23 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: My parents had their telly converted from 405 lines to 625 lines. Daniella westbrooke could never do that, her lines are too wide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 10 hours ago, ratcum said: Carry on like this and you'll be up in front of the beak Have you ever displayed your pecker Ratty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 23 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Have you ever displayed your pecker Ratty? Hi pen, I hear you have a grey rat? It's a bit old and moth eaten now, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Have you ever displayed your pecker Ratty? I'm having to see to the drainage in the bottom field at the moment Lady P. Maybe after that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:25 PM, Lady Penelope said: Lily Allen will be next to convert. I heard she let Muhammed enter into her the last time she was in the Calais Jungle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't tell Ed it was an African Grey or he'll never speak to me again. On a semi-related note, I wonder what Alex's safety word was? I'd already knew our friendship needed reviewing CB,but an African Grey? I think you are now officially my best avian porking pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I'd already knew our friendship needed reviewing CB,but an African Grey? I think you are now officially my best avian porking pal. I rather hope I'm your only avian porking pal. One day I'll catch that roadrunner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 9 hours ago, ducunti said: Daniella westbrooke could never do that, her lines are too wide. Only as wide as her one nostril. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 On 18/01/2017 at 11:20 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I'm just being cagey. Toucan play at this game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:31 PM, Eddie said: Of course it's true you idiot, she heard women often get stoned under Islamic law... You've been building up to a funny for some time Ed. I hope we get to read it soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, JackoTC said: You've been building up to a funny for some time Ed. I hope we get to read it soon. Being one if the best here,give us an example of funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 On 19/01/2017 at 10:24 AM, ratcum said: Carry on like this and you'll be up in front of the beak Not the first time but I don't want to crow about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not the first time but I don't want to crow about it You're just feathering your own nest now Gypo. Stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 44 minutes ago, ratcum said: You're just feathering your own nest now Gypo. Stop it. Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall, one named Peter one named Paul, fuck off Peter fuck off Paul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 15 hours ago, Snatch said: Being one if the best here,give us an example of funny. I would Snatch, but I'm hungover. Playing the social butterfly again last night, my wit and repartee was a wonder. I was plied with drinks and given admiring glances all evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I would Snatch, but I'm hungover. Playing the social butterfly again last night, my wit and repartee was a wonder. I was plied with drinks and given admiring glances all evening. Drinking K and shouting at the pigeons again was you Jacko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: I would Snatch, but I'm hungover. Playing the social butterfly again last night, my wit and repartee was a wonder. I was plied with drinks and given admiring glances all evening. I hope you had a good fire burning Jacko,it can be cold under the bridge this time of year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 On 18/01/2017 at 5:31 PM, Eddie said: Of course it's true you idiot, she heard women often get stoned under Islamic law... Isis sausage is the new must have darling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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