Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Noakes said: Your diatribe required a response, nothing personal as i dont know you, but your words required a response. The sentiment of the post was good the execution was poor. That is all. Now stop humping MY leg. Fuck me! CC has a literary critic as well as a resident attention seeker. Tell me, do you spend much time in the physical company of people or are you a cat person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 57 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Fuck me! CC has a literary critic as well as a resident attention seeker. Tell me, do you spend much time in the physical company of people or are you a cat person? Both. Piss off frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: A mate of my dad's once nutted him in a pub in New Cross. He yelped like a little puppy so I heard. An Olympic grade toss pot. It was a pub in New Cross where I got arrested when I was 18, for aggro and ended up doing 6 weeks in a country police cell* *prison officers dispute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I'm touched! Did Punkape touch you? Report him immediately. On topic, I have to agree, Lily Allen is a festering pustule of unparalleled self obsessed cuntishness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Do you think they were queueing at the rear entrance? I would imagine so, have you seen her Camel toe? You would have to tie a pallet across your arse to avoid plunging into that gaping chasm of fishy death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 As this is repeat bollocks.........I'd fuck it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would imagine so, have you seen her Camel toe? You would have to tie a pallet across your arse to avoid plunging into that gaping chasm of fishy death. To be fair the smell is just from an old fishing trawler she accidentally sucked in during a swim at the beach in 2005 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: To be fair the smell is just from an old fishing trawler she accidentally sucked in during a swim at the beach in 2005 The thing I don't get is how she turned out to be such a twat when she was raised by stepdad Harry Enfield. He comes across as a funny, decent, bloody nice bloke. She must be a genetic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: The thing I don't get is how she turned out to be such a twat when she was raised by stepdad Harry Enfield. He comes across as a funny, decent, bloody nice bloke. She must be a genetic cunt. Maybe it's Kevin shining through via genetic memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, Neil said: As this is repeat bollocks.........I'd fuck it! I'll get you a pallet and some rope. And a Swiss Army knife in case your arm gets trapped behind an ovary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I'll get you a pallet and some rope. And a Swiss Army knife in case your arm gets trapped behind an ovary. That would have made 127 hours a bit more interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: That would have made 127 hours a bit more interesting. Fucking pile of shit that film was. How could he make 'Trainspotting' and then inflict that bollocks on us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Noakes said: Both. Piss off frank. Is Frank your special friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Is Frank your special friend? He has no friends. Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, Noakes said: He has no friends. Goodnight. Why don't you change your name again ? How about........ "Twisted Noakes the old communist perv with HIV" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 43 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That would have made 127 hours a bit more interesting. I find films with numbers in their title are often sub-standard Killer. Malcolm X for instance. The 7 Hyundai another. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 5 hours ago, ratcum said: I find films with numbers in their title are often sub-standard Killer. Malcolm X for instance. The 7 Hyundai another. The Houston 500? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Why don't you change your name again ? How about........ "Twisted Noakes the old communist perv with HIV" Because adolf, that would be doing what you want and I do not answer to anyone, let alone a faux nouveau riche wannabe aids riddled, multi id holding twat on a fictitious website. At least I operate on one ID. You make up shite walter and talk toffee nosed bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 10 hours ago, The Beast said: Yes, there is another recent nom about her fuckwittery at Calais. Having said that, I couldn't find it on the search here, but had to use google instead. This lady, without any discernible talent, deserves as many noms as a cunt like Tony Blair. It is a right to slate people for repetitive topics. It's a key ingredient to the allure and charm of CC as telling punters to fuck off, kill themselves, and drink bleach. Of course, I would prefer the obligatory slating be followed with an on topic cunting of the named subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 9 hours ago, ratcum said: I find films with numbers in their title are often sub-standard Killer. Malcolm X for instance. The 7 Hyundai another. What about 5 On Brexit Island? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The Houston 500? 1 Robot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 21 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What about 5 On Brexit Island? codpiece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Clueless little spoiled cunt, who looks like she plays in goal for a darts team. I hope she trips tits first into an incinerator. On camera. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 2 hours ago, nocti said: Clueless little spoiled cunt, who looks like she plays in goal for a darts team. I hope she trips tits first into an incinerator. On camera. Imagine if her cunt actually was spoiled, like fruit or veg can be spoiled? Bleuch!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 On 17/01/2017 at 8:55 PM, Noakes said: You have even said that insult to me before, double repeat deja vu bollocks. We all repeat ourselves occasionally Alf. We all repeat ourselves occasionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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