Wolfie Posted January 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 42 minutes ago, Punkape said: God made the Universe and us. 10-1 he didn't do it in seven days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 NORTHERN IRELAND, Funny little leprechaun voices, fucked up politics and a shit economy. What is the fuckin point? I'd tow the fucker out into the North Sea and sink it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Is god an old man with a beard such as this? No that's Rolf Harris you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 44 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should study the parables and the Gospels to make sense of the Christian faith instead damning the church like a vexed militant homosexual..... There is no sense in fictitious Roman writings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: No that's Rolf Harris you stupid cunt. God is Rolf Harris? Good Heavens above! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: You need to pray to God to save your soul.....and damnation..... You need to stop being in denial of the fact that Catholics are Satanists and practise foul magycke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just now, Noakes said: There is no sense in fictitious Roman writings. The Bible makes sense to millions. You probably read the Mirror and cheap porn mags. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: The Bible makes sense to millions. You probably read the Mirror and cheap porn mags. lol. The Bible does indeed make sense to millions - millions of fucking idiots. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: The Bible makes sense to millions. You probably read the Mirror and cheap porn mags. lol. Poofta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: The Bible makes sense to millions. You probably read the Mirror and cheap porn mags. lol. I studied the bible and other religious works and got a B grade A level you dopey old dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Bible makes sense to millions. You probably read the Mirror and cheap porn mags. lol. Cheap porn mags, though slightly less The Mirror, make sense to millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: Cheap porn mags, though slightly less The Mirror, make sense to millions. Razzle anyone? Punkape was in it as a hot husband LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just now, Ape said: The Bible does indeed make sense to millions - millions of fucking idiots. Fuck off. You're obviously ecstatic to have me back. How was your "Managing your life with HIV" clinic ? Fuck off as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Poofta. Up yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Noakes said: I studied the bible and other religious works and got a B grade A level you dopey old dunce. I recall getting an 'F' in my GCSE Religious Education, because I gave as much of a fuck back then as I do now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Punker's will care Nobody cares about him, except the day we can all open our champagne at the news of his suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: I recall getting an 'F' in my GCSE Religious Education, because I gave as much of a fuck back then as I do now. I was being bribed with financial reward as an incentive by pushy parents. Keeping the vicar in his trousers and out of mine or other boys was rather difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Bible makes sense to millions. You probably read the Mirror and cheap porn mags. lol. The Old Testament is fuckin ace and helped me make sense of Raiders of The Lost Ark. The New Testament oth, is a peacenik cockade of homo socialist ideology and sub-Paul Daniels magic tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Up yours. Good old Punkly. Like an electric whippet; quick off the mark but always needs charging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: God made the Universe and us. And all in six days and still had time to make golfing puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: 10-1 he didn't do it in seven days. He could have done if he was Polish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Ape said: The Bible does indeed make sense to millions - millions of fucking idiots. Fuck off. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. That can explain not only religion but also how Americans select Presidents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 On 15/01/2017 at 6:14 PM, Wolfie said: I searched 'God', 'Jesus' and 'Religion' before creating the topic, which clearly wasn't enough to fulfil your demanding standards, my Liege. You are forgiven. Bless you my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 What’s the cheapest way to get around Bethlehem? Lidl Donkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: What’s the cheapest way to get around Bethlehem? Lidl Donkey. I thought it was the Hebron Road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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