Cuntybaws Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Despite this highly articulate explanation, I'm still of the opinion it's a load of drivel. Pure idiocy targeting spackers. If you want to buy some "likes" that'll be £500, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 11/01/2017 at 4:52 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Really. I used to piss into milk bottles and lean them against front doors before knocking or wipe dog shit on the underside of car door handles. Much more entertaining and required less effort. We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 11/01/2017 at 4:52 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Really. I used to piss into milk bottles and lean them against front doors before knocking or wipe dog shit on the underside of car door handles. Much more entertaining and required less effort. We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 11/01/2017 at 4:52 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Really. I used to piss into milk bottles and lean them against front doors before knocking or wipe dog shit on the underside of car door handles. Much more entertaining and required less effort. We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 11/01/2017 at 4:52 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Really. I used to piss into milk bottles and lean them against front doors before knocking or wipe dog shit on the underside of car door handles. Much more entertaining and required less effort. We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 11/01/2017 at 4:52 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Really. I used to piss into milk bottles and lean them against front doors before knocking or wipe dog shit on the underside of car door handles. Much more entertaining and required less effort. We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 11/01/2017 at 4:52 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Really. I used to piss into milk bottles and lean them against front doors before knocking or wipe dog shit on the underside of car door handles. Much more entertaining and required less effort. We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 11/01/2017 at 4:52 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Really. I used to piss into milk bottles and lean them against front doors before knocking or wipe dog shit on the underside of car door handles. Much more entertaining and required less effort. We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED I must admit I only did it once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED So now your deliver ipads to 3000 houses? A newspaper? Just the one? No wonder it took you so long. And why only during the week? Didn't you have newspapers at the weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED Fuck me that is a lot of newspapers! You must have enjoyed it to post it so many times. Sunday paper round was worse, massive papers with half a million fucking colour supplements in them advertising awful painted plate sets to collect, punkape has every single one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 On 13/01/2017 at 6:07 AM, Snatch said: So now your deliver ipads to 3000 houses? A newspaper? Just the one? No wonder it took you so long. And why only during the week? Didn't you have newspapers at the weekend? I couldn't do a paper round a weekends due to my milk round and then selling my arse for 50p a go on Saturday nights...... kids don't know the half of it these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 On 12/01/2017 at 10:13 PM, Monumental cunt said: We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED On 12/01/2017 at 10:13 PM, Monumental cunt said: We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED On 12/01/2017 at 10:13 PM, Monumental cunt said: We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED On 12/01/2017 at 10:13 PM, Monumental cunt said: We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED On 12/01/2017 at 10:13 PM, Monumental cunt said: We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED On 12/01/2017 at 10:14 PM, Monumental cunt said: We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED On 12/01/2017 at 10:14 PM, Monumental cunt said: We did that but only at weekends beacause during the week we all had paper rounds that took 2 hours to deliver a newspaper to about 3000 houses ........ replaced by the iPad now......so kids just play SUP ERC ELL games. QED If I'd had the audacity (or lack of brain power) to tap out such a dog shit nom in the first place, I'd like to think that at some point I'd have had a moment of realisation that meant I wouldn't draw attention to it by posting such a godawful comment 7 (seven) times. What were you thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: If I'd had the audacity (or lack of brain power) to tap out such a dog shit nom in the first place, I'd like to think that at some point I'd have had a moment of realisation that meant I wouldn't draw attention to it by posting such a godawful comment 7 (seven) times. What were you thinking? I don't know it must be the affects of smoking all that spice. thanks for pointing it out like a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 16 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I don't know it must be the affects of smoking all that spice. thanks for pointing it out like a cunt Fucking stupid prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 16 hours ago, Bubba C said: If I'd had the audacity (or lack of brain power) to tap out such a dog shit nom in the first place, I'd like to think that at some point I'd have had a moment of realisation that meant I wouldn't draw attention to it by posting such a godawful comment 7 (seven) times. What were you thinking? What's going on Bubba?, Ding, Eric and quite a few others seem to have fallen victim to Nurse Roopched's lobotomy scheme, constantly pumping out spasticated drivel. Decs and Droopy are lost at sea, feared dead. QC's drug addiction is out of control, Punkers is in the slammer for posting something interesting. I feel very alone here. Please say something mate, if it's only fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What's going on Bubba?, Ding, Eric and quite a few others seem to have fallen victim to Nurse Roopched's lobotomy scheme, constantly pumping out spasticated drivel. Decs and Droopy are lost at sea, feared dead. QC's drug addiction is out of control, Punkers is in the slammer for posting something interesting. I feel very alone here. Please say something mate, if it's only fuck off. Idiot. I think I'm dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Idiot. I think I'm dying. Cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Cancer? I don't like discussing it openly, but, how can I tell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: I don't like discussing it openly, but, how can I tell? You will start looking like MikeD (R.I.P) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: What's going on Bubba?, Ding, Eric and quite a few others seem to have fallen victim to Nurse Roopched's lobotomy scheme, constantly pumping out spasticated drivel. Decs and Droopy are lost at sea, feared dead. QC's drug addiction is out of control, Punkers is in the slammer for posting something interesting. I feel very alone here. Please say something mate, if it's only fuck off. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What's going on Bubba?, Ding, Eric and quite a few others seem to have fallen victim to Nurse Roopched's lobotomy scheme, constantly pumping out spasticated drivel. Decs and Droopy are lost at sea, feared dead. QC's drug addiction is out of control, Punkers is in the slammer for posting something interesting. I feel very alone here. Please say something mate, if it's only fuck off. Alone? i fucking hope so, I wouldn't want any poor bastard to have to share airspace with you. Even a french bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 On 15/01/2017 at 1:09 PM, Witheredscrote said: What's going on Bubba?, Ding, Eric and quite a few others seem to have fallen victim to Nurse Roopched's lobotomy scheme, constantly pumping out spasticated drivel. Decs and Droopy are lost at sea, feared dead. QC's drug addiction is out of control, Punkers is in the slammer for posting something interesting. I feel very alone here. Please say something mate, if it's only fuck off. Fuck off withers, you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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